Get comfy for Irma

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>>39540013
If that anon from omegle is lurking, here's the thread I was talking about

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>>39540080
Got a bit of blue. Won't be seeing that for awhile.

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Thats all for now. Not much at the moment, but if this thread doesn't die i'll post more as it gets worse. Supposed to make landfall tomorrow. Hope I don't die down here robots.

Bumping because I want to see more.

lol you're going to die. Should've fled, but wanted to be a badass. Enjoy your watery grave, virgin.

>>39541238
>fled
Not everyone has money to flee and buy an expensive plane ticket + hotel fees for however many days to avoid the hurricane.

USA is getting God's punishment for electing antichrist Trump

im in the florida keys. im totally gonna die

>>39541275

Tampanon here, debating on walking out into the storm when it hits

>>39541348
same. even if i wanted to escape, I dont have enough gas to get off the islands, and all of the gas stations have run out

>>39541238
I don't want to be a badass. I want off this rock, but circumstances won't allow that. I'm losing my shit.

>>39540013
Sup Anon. Gettin ready in Miami. Hang in there

>>39541275
I feel your pain. Boca Raton here, not going to get hit as bad, but still pretty hard, most likely

you know, I used to be okay with dying at any time. I've lived a life without regrets and I knew my death was inevitable
but now that I'm faced with my own mortality I'm suddenly not so sure.

>>39540013
Ima watch it safely in Alabama GL bruv

>>39540013
Hey can you take a picture of your boner with the storm in background, there is a good chance you will be the only one to do this in history.

>>39541385

Used to live in key west as well, good luck anon!

>>39541275
Honostly you are fucked son

>>39541348
Are you ready to be pounded like a traps boipussy?

>>39541711
Yeah same. I've hated living for a long time but having death literally looming above you sucks. I'd prefer my death to be sudden and perhaps peaceful. But thats because i'm a coward. (Imagine that, /r9k/ is full of cowards)

>>39540013
The fuck are you doing in that shithole?

>>39540013
After where you are at is leveled I imagine the looters will kill you

>>39541815
Its complicated. But it is indeed my own fault for coming here in the first place

>>39541787
worst part is i never wanted to be here. My parents forced me to move down here to work for their friend.
they're happily safe in the north, while I get killed because of their control over my life

>>39541835
Thanks, anon. Appreciate your prayers

>>39540013
Its too late but you should have a gun on premises.

>>39541949
Jesus man I think you boys are evacuating tomorrow.

>>39541953
Hey man its a harsh truth, will you die a virgin? They will target you do to being white.

Central Florida here. Called the apartment complex to see what they were going to do. They advised me to keep the blinds closed. Only a few days until debris flies through my windows and kills me

>>39541859
I got time story please, you might as well tell us before the storm hits. Also any last things you plan on doing incase you die? Fuck a hooker? Did you stock up on food and water?

>>39542057
Kek, be more worried about flooding from the lake bro. Winds won't be nearly as insane as the coast.
>tfw couldn't get a flight to my family's in NY so we're on the 4th floor of a motel
t. Naples

>>39542057
Haha my sides keep the blinds closed at least you wont drown when katrina hit my apartment was out of power for 6 fucking days, I lived in TX at the time and there were no generators shit sucked ass

>>39542100
Are you worried about niggers looting your shit, how many days ya gonna spend in hotel, do you plan on looting

>>39542100
Well luckily on second floor so I might need to rescue my qt3.14 downstairs neighbor and her dog

>>39542057
Lol, at least put tape on the inside of your windows so the glass shatters better.
We have live in an old house with bars on our windows so Im more worried about the flooding

>>39541949
How did they force you? Thats pretty beta anon.. is everyone panicking?

>>39542042
Nah, i had sex with one girl in high school. Not chad level but at least I won't die a complete loser.
>>39542071
Quit being a wageslave to live the easy life with a family member who isn't dirt poor. Guess I shoulda kept working up North instead. Definitely got pranked by God on this one.

>inb4 REEEE NORMIE YOU DESERVE IT

Death comes for us all

>>39542151
They gave me my ticket and forced me on the plane. I didn't have any money to go anywhere else or resist.
the people who panicked either hiding in their homes or already escaped

>>39542121
No niggers in North Naples, so I'm not worried. That said, we have storm shutters on our house and we brought our firesafe that has important documents etc in it.
>the survived Charley, Frances and Wilma
I'll be fine.

>>39540013
Why didn't you fly back home, nigger?

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>tfw floridafag
>tfw live in a 40 year old trailer that's falling apart at the seams
>tfw

>live in Newfoundland
>pretty much all we get from tropical storms is some rain, like, a week after it hits Florida and other tropical hellholes

Only positive of living in this shit stain

>>39542424
Stay safe, though, Puerto Rico anon

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>tfw live in a no-tornado zone of rural indiana near several large bodies of water

top comfy lads

don't have to worry about anything besides when I'm going to fap and what vidya to play

why do you guys live in such non-comfy areas in 2017

it's not your fault if it's your dumbass parents' fault. but then again why in the fuck are these idiots having kids

really activates the walnut

>>39542551
>implying flash floods, blizzards, mudslides, rock slides and flooding don't exist
Kys flyover scum

>>39540013
Looks like any other day in bong land apart from the palm trees and tropical buildings.

>>39542174
You wont die most likely not, yes death does come for everyone, if you die do you think you will come bacm or have 2?

>mom just screamed at me over the phone about securing her vacation home
>didn't say a word about me evacuating and even told me I wasnt allowed to stay at said vacation home
guess I know whats more important

>>39542200
Call them now and tell them that WHEN its not id but WHEN you die you will haunt them. Any lst plns before the reaper takes you to the shadow lands?

>>39541275
You probably are, since it's nearly a week out and they've already ordered mandatory evacuation. It's a category 5, second strongest Atlantic storm in recorded history.

>>39540013
I was worried when the hurricane was taking aim at North Carolina, but it's veered south thanks to a high pressure system so it looks like Florida gets to experience the apocalypse instead of us. Storms can be comfy if they aren't too powerful, but this one is going to anniahlate wherever it hits. I'd convince my family to drive out west for a vacation to avoid it or something. If you're stuck on an island all you can do is shutter your windows, sandbag around your autism den, and stock up on supplies.

>>39542057
>keep the blinds closed
Powerful storms will shatter windows that haven't been taped or shuttered. All keeping the blinds on will do is increase the number of flying projectiles when the winds destroy the glass.
t. Survived Katrina in southern Mississippi

>>39542649
Blizzards are the ultimate in comfy weather anon. You would know that if you weren't such a pleb

>>39542121
Looting isn't a problem if you own guns or a machete. Oddly enough, a machete might actually be more of a deterrent because of its frightening appearance. Looters target stores and empty houses.

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>mfw I live in western europe so no hurricanes for me

>>39542326
Shit son you are like as bad off as the FL keys anon, what do you plan on doing before you die?

>>39542272
I'm guessing there is more to OP story, He prob found a Puerto Rican trap thats why he is there..

>>39542767
Thats dark anon he might live but maybe he doesnt want to anymore and is staying there to die

>>39542913
>hahahahahaha stupid Americans and their hurricanes
>stabbed by a Muslim
>bleeds out as the sound of women being raped in the streets echoes into the night sky

>>39543051
Immigration policies need a change. Real fast. Mussie scum

>>39542551
Yes but you have bears, right?

>>39542913
You're missing out. Growing up with regular hurricanes was a lot of fun. The US just had its first major hurricane in 12 years! Longest period on record. And I've missed them so much.

>>39541753
Second this. Youll be in all the papers.

>>39543185
i have literally never seen a bear in person (besides the zoo) and I'm 24.

i've lived in indiana and georgia

>>39540013
OP here's what you need to do:
When the hurricane has reached peak intensity, step out into as much wind as you can manage. Then take your dick out and start jerking off onto your dakimakura. Be sure to hold it up so the storm is clearly visible behind it. Time the cumshot so it hits right around the time the eye wall passes over.

You will be a legend.

>>39542899
I thi nk a shotgun would be scary as fuck anon, just boss out and get a 15 inch bayonet attached to the shotgun

>>39542913
No hurricanes but shitskins and europoors kek

>>39543464
There are plenty of black bears in Georgia, but Indiana has virtually none. The first one spotted since 1815 was in 2015 and it wandered in from Michigan.

>>39540013
OP where the fuck is the picture I asked of you? Get a massive boner and take a picture with the hurricane in background!!!

>>39542787
And get sucked out to sea by a 15 foot surge no thanks, the FL keys guy is 100% fucked

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>>39543652
weird how i never saw one in georgia

i was outside a lot as a kid and we lived in a fairly rural area with mountains and forests aplenty

saw plenty of other "i've seen some shit" shit, though

>>39543491
OP is being a bitch he wont take penis pics in a historical storm a once in a life time chance

>>39540013
Did you write and produce Despacito?

>>39540013
Texas anon reporting in. Good luck nigga. Send irma to florida they deserve it more

>>39543705
Some chilling stories in here,

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America#2010s

>>39543783
Harvey was sent by god to cleanse Houston of Niggers, I think it needs round 2 for good measure or hit LA again

>>39543792
Thats homo shit look up fatal wolf attacks on wiki thats brutal

>>39542760
Your mom sounds lile a bitch anon. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Ocala anon here. I'm just worried about tornadoes. Good luck to you guys living further south / on the coast.