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I video chatted my bigger sister
shes lovely
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fuck ups you don't usually share
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>be me
>eating the normal food I eat
>start farting
>can't fucking stop farting
>this has been going on for days
>some of the nastiest fucking farts I have ever smelt I tell you hwat
>had to leave my room the other night due to the stench
>in the shower today
>like any man of culture I like to fart in the shower and sniff it on a normal day
>forget about my ultra-potent-normie-repellant farts
>fucking let rip
>ohgodnotthegas.jpg
>start coughing
>tears down my face
>can't breathe
>mummykins asks what's wrong with her big boy
>can't tell her I'm choking on my own farts
>probably thought I was being disgusting and lewd in the shower
>got some good boy points revoked
reeeee
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>look like a full grown man
>still talk, act and think like a kid
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>>38320058
t. normie without difficult problems
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>still laugh when watching cartoons
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Does anyone else get panic attacks? How do you deal with them in the moment? Those breathing exercises make me feel worse.
I started getting them over a month ago when I drank myself silly and did speedball like a few days later (in my defence I thought it was just coke). Since then I just feel weak mentally, get depersonalization a lot and often feel like I'm going to die soon. Even weed feels like too much now.
I don't know what to do anons.
>inb4 you deserve it for doing drugs
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>>38320009
I've had them since last year, listening to classical music while my eyes are closed helps a lot, but everyone has their way of doing it
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>>38320119
Thanks senpai, I'll try that out.
My friend gave me anti anxiety pills once but they didn't work on me, it was pretty frustrating.
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>>38320178
Pills do fuck all, you have to develop your own way. Once you get used to the feeling it's not that bad, i've had a panic attack once while i was with friends and they didn't even notice because i kept it under control.
Just try things out, and eventually it will be a piece of cake
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Is there anyone on this board who fell for the marriage meme?
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Yup. Got married two years ago. But I'm not really on this board anymore. Used to browse it when I was at college before it got taken down.
Now I'm a hardcore normie and only here when I'm really bored.
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>>38494423
How's a marriage life treating you? Do you regret it?
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>>38494446
Not at all. People freak out over 50% divorce rates. I think that's not bad if you look at all the retards getting married.
Been with my husband for 8 years now. Love him more than ever. Never have I experienced any doubt about this relationship or felt any decline in my feelings for him.
He makes me happier than I ever thought I could be. And when I see a picture of him I feel really warm and fuzzy inside, even after 8 years of having sex.
So in my experience this "your brain will stop producing love hormones after two years!!!" thing really isn't as clear cut as some people claim.
"Feelings change and then you really have to work hard!!!!"
Well. Not yet.
No regrets at all.
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>make bait thread
>go to sleep
>wake up
>100+ replies
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I do this pretty regularly. I try to start good threads and they get 2 unrelated replies before archiving.
People just want to be angry at something and spew their vitriol here. They don't want to actually think or have discussions.
That would be too difficult, they just want to wait for me to start another women hate thread or post an image from Blacked.
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Is growing up and leaving your childish hobbies behind a meme?
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>>38494226
no its called reality
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Yes
You enjoy what you enjoy
Nothing wrong with having something nice in life
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when I became a man I put away childish things...
jk pee pee poo poo
no, it is what you have to do if shit needs to get done, but since society is imploding and third worlders do all our work you can probably skate by watching cartoons and playing pokemen
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I'm looking for the picture where women go to a club, show their boobs to the camera, then cry for the pics to be deleted.
Thanks
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>>38319984
You should probably try /b/ anon
Orginals
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>>38320275
o/r/ /r/.
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>>38319984
https://www.instagram.com/slutwhisperer
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Remaking this thread because it 404'd before I finished this.
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When you get depressed, remember that you have a dick! That's right, you have your own dick, unlike women! You can do whatever you want with it, it's yours!
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>>38494219
>tfw have gender dysphoria and this makes me more depressed
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>>38494219
If I had a vagina I wouldn't be a loser though.
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I want to do things with someone else's dick. That's why I'm depressed.
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I just spent the last 6 hours edging to CIM blowjobs and I can't cum now because people are awake
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38319940
Take a shower and cum in there?
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I just spent the last 6 hours edging to CHIM blowjobs and I can't cum now because people are awake
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38320007
what the fuck is a CHIM blowjob? do you force the godhead itself to suck you off?
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I laugh at things that aren't even funny, I have a very weird/autistic looking smile.(looks just like pic related) How can I keep a straight face and stop smiling at dumb shit I don't even truly find funny? I want to be taken more seriously.
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I have the same problem so I'm going to bump
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Just... don't smile.
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Purse your lips up and squinch your eyes gentlemen. Do not open up your mouth and let us witness the horror that is in the pic related
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Would you play a serial killer based VR game? Or would you be against it.
Picture unrelated.
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>>38319926
Are we the serial killer or are we being hunted? I'd be fine either way.
I suppose Yandere simulator counts as this already.
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>>38320435
I figured itd be more fun to be the serial killer And have instances where you can recreate murder scenes.
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Describe the monster you unironically think could be watching you in the darkness from the corner of your room at any moment.
>long limbs
>walks on hands & feet
>skeleton-like
>hanging jaw
>wicked half-smile
>crawls into your bed with you when you go to sleep
>sometimes you get a glimpse of it but only small glimpses
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am I on /x/
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I know this for a fact, for I have a mirror behind me.
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The fragmented externalized evil within me.
He's an asshole.
>ywn be a dbz character
>ywn power up so much that the planet starts shaking
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I remember when I saw goku go ss3 as a kid, I was feeling it in my room, what a time to be alive
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>>38319914
>They literally destroyed a fucking universe in this episode
>Over a fucking tournament
Is it just me or is the concept of literal incomprehensible amounts of life ending in near seconds a little grimdark for super?