fuck ups you don't usually share

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>be me
>eating the normal food I eat
>start farting
>can't fucking stop farting
>this has been going on for days
>some of the nastiest fucking farts I have ever smelt I tell you hwat
>had to leave my room the other night due to the stench
>in the shower today
>like any man of culture I like to fart in the shower and sniff it on a normal day
>forget about my ultra-potent-normie-repellant farts
>fucking let rip
>ohgodnotthegas.jpg
>start coughing
>tears down my face
>can't breathe
>mummykins asks what's wrong with her big boy
>can't tell her I'm choking on my own farts
>probably thought I was being disgusting and lewd in the shower
>got some good boy points revoked
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