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What's a "cuckshed"?
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>>38433786
A cuckshed is where a cuckold has to go to pursue his own interests when his wife doesn't allow him to do it in the house. He might also be banished to his cuckshed when his wive's boyfriend is in the house with her.
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>>38433786
I know pic is unrelated but your pic seems to be limited to the experience on r9k. Im an undesirable peice of shit who cant contribute anything of value to a relationship. Regardless of what I want them not wanting me is why ill be alone. Im not saving time or working for a vague nonsensical higher puropose, because im a lazy fuck.
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>>38433786
this meme was really cringy in itself

none of these fit me or anyone I know or have heard of

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I have the following symptoms:
> horrible headache
> body is sore everywhere (feet legs arms hands grip back neck)
> inner left ear hurts
> feel like i have to puke but i cant
> wake up shivering at night
> take multiple showers
> eyes swollen with goop coming out of eyes blocking lashes
> wake up in puddle of sweat feeling a little better before feeling like shit again
What is wring with me !? I feel so fucking horrible i can barley move !
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Sounds like you have the flu, anon. See a doctor.
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>>38433809
Thanks man it feels bad man
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>>38433771
My dad had similer symptoms and waited last second to go to the ER and it turned out there was something wrong with his colen and he had to stay there for a week or so.

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>be me
>like a girl, 10/10
>we talk
>try not to fall in love with her, try to be emotionless
>she is nice to me
>like her a lot
>inlove.jpg
>she isn't a lifeless betafag like me
>she has a life
>can't talk to her all the time
>get depressed when we aren't talking
>mfw she won't be here for me forever
>mfw i'll die alone
>mfw she likes me
>confused.gif
>still a huge betafag
>she is a nice 10/10, not a chad cum dumpster
>wtf is going on
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Congratulations you're a normalfag.
Now fuck off.
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Stop being in your head about it so much, faggot, and fuck her

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>tfw you wrestle with your niece and she sits on your face
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>>38433621
>be the eldest of your family's next generation
>no nieces to wrestle
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>>38433621
No siblings, no nieces or nephews, ever.

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>tfw master won't fuck my ass
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Humans say, "I hate my job."
So I build a machine to do it for them.
Then they say, "Why did you take my job away?"
I don't understand humans.
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>>38433547
>>38433547
Humans seem to love their misery.
They things they complain loudest about are the things they get most upset about when you take them away.

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Anyone here living in the village?

Here where I live parents makes kids so after few years kids will do majority of work at home and in garden.

In my area it would be strange for a parent to peel potatoes/make dinner/wash the dishes/do gardening shit(garden is big at fuck + not only grass and flowers but also vegetables) if you have kids.

Other interesting advice from elders.

>Uni diploma means shit no matter what field you are studying
>Connections is the only way to get a job
>White straight teeth are whim of city rats
>Its better to find low paid gov job because its "stable" than private sectors
>Its better to work whole live in one place even if they pay shit.
>Moving out from home somewhere else is considered bad because you are leaving what your parents achieved and of course you are living your parents as well!

KEK
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I envy you. I live in a shitty state where people work themselves to death and shit on anybody that has anything bad to say about this fucked up economy.
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>>38433586
Maybe it sound comfy but its not, people are poor because they have only small ass cultivated land for family (like 10 hectares its 0.06km^2).

They have more respect for hard work that for result. SO it somebody is doing something with his bare hand and it will take him a week, they will respect him more because he is hard working person than somebody who use agricultural machinery and finish exact same job in 1h

They live shitty life poor life, but they are unable to break the loop and look at the live from different perspectives.
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>>38433537
>parents makes kids so after few years kids will do majority of work at home and in garden

Bet they also feed that BS of "I brought you into the world and took care of you, you owe us!"

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>tfw a girl let me touch her boobs through her shirt today

Peace out losers lmfao
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Femanons or fem bots are such a fucking joke. They all complain about their chad boyfriends like we should give a fuck about those roastie wastes of shit. I hope they all die
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Why are normies so violent? How come their answer to someone being disagreeable is to punch them in the face?

My mommy is making me to go bars with my brother, and it's kind of fascinating to see how violent normies are. Every time I go there I see at least 5 or 6 fights. They will fight for the most inane insults. The last one, the victim, who was bleeding pretty bad, explained to his friends, "I don't even know that guy! I don't know why he attacked me!" There was 0 reason to attack him but it happened anyway.

I'm supposed to enjoy this because I'm being "social," but this just makes me want to stay in my room for good.
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>>38433362
because they feel like they have to prove to everyone that they are a man every two seconds. pathetic, really, but understandable.

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>tfw didn't get accepted to uni i applied to
i got accepted there last year but went somewhere else instead
it was a mistake and now i wanted to change uni
i didn't get in
exams were generally easier this year so my good score from last year is shit now
even when i try i still fail
NOW IM A BRAINLET TOO
NO ESCAPE
NO ESCAPE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Do you have my original condolences fellow scholar
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>>38433315
Just offer your twink butt up to the dean of admissions
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>>38433674
thanks man
i dont know what to do, dont want to wait another year
>>38433879
im fatass
its not an option im afraid

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Anyone here got any good ideas for tattoo to commemorate my deciced dog. She was the only thing keeping me alive and now that she's dead I realize I'm probably not gonna live much longer so I figured I'd get a tattoo.

Pic unrelated. I can't look at pictures of her withought crying.
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What is the line between hot forced sex that she ends up accepting and rape?
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How can we prevent this mental illness?
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>>38433179
it's 2017 you fucking cishet ableist singletist piece of shit. stop being such a fucking bigot!!
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Is this /strawman/?
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>>38433179
Trannies are mentally ill and should be put in insane asylums.

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Why is degenerate behavior so hated in here. It seems like r9k would be full of it. I see alot of hate towards time though so

How does degenerates make you feel.

How does this effect you or why do you think it does?

Does it bother you more knowing degenerates live normal lives or are you more put off that they could be normal if not for their fetishes?
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