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when OKcupid thinks you're the worst scum and your top matches are 100+kg landwhales and trannies just because no normal girl that seems attractive by their algorithms ever responds you you..
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I'm coming into a bit of dosh in the future, how do I best utilize it? Do I invest in crypto, buy drugs or property?
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>>38439146
How much dosh are we talking about here?
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>>38439245
7500 dollars or so
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Fuck off king larper whale
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ITT: your strengths and weaknesses 2017-07-17 09:21:17 Post No.38439067
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ITT: your strengths and weaknesses
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I'll start.
Strengths:
>Straight A's (probably going to med school)
>7/10 face
>Fit
>Well off (parents)
> 20+ normie tier friends and 3 close friends
>Dress well (often get compliments)
>Cultured for my age
Weaknesses:
>18 (ignorant compared to University graduates)
> Kissless virgin
>5'7
>Shy
>Don't have and never had a gf
>LONELY
>Anxiety and stress from trying to maintain straight A's to get into a certain medical school which requires said grades.
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No one cares about your stats.
No one cares about anyone's stats.
You just want to post yours and get other people's attention and approval.
You sound like the most obnoxious idiot on the internet.
You are a fucking idiot. Embarrassing. Stop posting to spare the world your idiocy.
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>>38439162
Is that so?
jsksnsbsj
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>>38439067
Heres a (You), you worthless, needy, self-involved trashbag. Now fuck off this board and never return desu
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would i have the same lenght and girth having sex?
i mean, im a kv and ma dick is like 5.5x5.5
i could have a better boner or something
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hey /r9k/, i dont feel too good, but i'll try to make you feel good
tell me what you want me to tell you. want me to comfort you? compliment you? i'll do it for you, gladly. just ask.
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Comfort seems like a nice offer but are you sure that you would not be more in need of some comforting yourself?
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I would really appreciate if you would vocational this line for me " ksar elboukari sucks, you rule" sound weird I know, but it would make my day thx
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>>38439735
I meant to say vocaroo autocorrect
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>best friend is tired of me "whining and bitching" all the time
>girl I like is on vacation with someone else
>haven't seen most of my friends in forever because I'm physically ill and they don't know how to deal with it
>doctor doesn't listen and just prescribes more pills
>no replies on discord
>threads 404 after I post in them
My life is falling apart and I feel like I'm not even a person anymore.
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My fellow robot. I care and I will talk on discord
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Msg me at Leatherdeath#2412
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You only feel validated by other people? Make some art you don't show anyone or something. You need to know how to rely on yourself more. You can do iiiiitttt!
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HOW CAN ANYONE BE ADDICTED TO MASTURBATING? LIKE BRO JUST HAVE A COLD SHOWER OR SOMETHING
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HOW CAN ANYONE BE ADDICTED TO SMOKING? LIKE BRO JUST CHEW SOME GUM OR SOMETHING
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>>38438917
Cold showers actually help make you not focus your mind on masturbating so much. Literally helps you chill out, your scrotum shrivels up and so does your dick.
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>>38438917
I'm not addicted, it's just fun and a good way to kill time.
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normie coming through 2017-07-17 09:08:22 Post No.38438843
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>tfw no longer a khv and just a kv now
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>tfw only hv
This is a chad board now
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why dont you guys convert from pdf to islam
isnt 72 virgins all you want from life?
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what do you mean pdf
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pdf stands for portable document format
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Why do women not have any interesting hobbies then complain that guys only want to fuck them? What else are they supposed to do with you boring cunt?
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What would be an interesting hobby to have?
>fembot ideal bf bollocks
>all the pathetic betas flock to the fembots posting there
>fembots have dozens of little cucks to choose from just like in real life
Lmfao what a mistake this world was
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>>38438740
As always hide, sage and don't reply to fembots thread.
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/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are only /britfeel/ threads.
1. If you attempt to post something that isn't /britfeel/, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "I have massive amounts of smegma" and ">>2 I have massive amounts of smegma" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post worthless, awful content, not thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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based mods
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This is sadly pretty much what r9k is now. All it requires is the mods moving britfeel to the board it belongs in.
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yeah, pretty much
too bad mods wont do anything
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Shell shocked soldier in a trench during the Battle of Flers-Courcelette during the Somme Offensive in September 1916. His eyes express the madness of the war.
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what about his white privilege?
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>Be me
>Be a law student
>Get internship in an public office
>My job is to do some counseling for the poor people and direct them to where they need to go to complain about whatever problem they have
>Basically, I help people
>Yes, we have a department for that
>I'm watching anime on my phone waiting for the people to start coming
>Sudden urge to shit comes
>Pause anime and get ready to leave for bathroom
>As I look up, a woman approaches me
>"Oh, hi, sorry, I need some help"
>Woman do you want to see this whole place brown?
>She gives me some documents
>"I found these on the way in, apparently someone lost it, could you see if you can find the owner?"
>"No problem, I will file them right away"
>Leaves in a hurry, like i just received the most important job in the world
>Goes to the back
>To the bathroom
>Leave a log there
>File the documents right next to my log
>Flush it all together
>I help people
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>2 months of work later
>I get a computer on my desk
>They had a spare and now this is supposed to make me more efficient
>PC is so shit, can't do anything
>Plus, everything is blocked so can't even browse 4Chan
>But it has Minesweeper
>Spend a whole day playing minesweeper
>People get in to talk, I just play minesweeper, then give them a random department to go
>Then, she comes in
>Fat blob almost rolls through the floor and absorbs the chair
>"EXCUSE ME"
>Fuck you
>Look at her, nod and go back to flagging mines
>"ECXSCUUSE ME"
>Even louder
>"What's your problem?"
>"My neighbor called me some degrading names I want to sue him"
>Fucking go to the police you dumb elephant
>"Right, I will see what I can do"
>Right back to my mines
>She starts to get impatient, I need to distract her or I will be eaten
>"So, did something happen for him to say such things?"
>"No-o, he is just frustrated or something. He is always complaining that I park in front of his house, but I tell him that the road isn't his house"
>I lift my eyes to her face, stop her mid-sentence
>"Have you tried parking on the other side of the road?"
>"ur um uh no"
>"Have a nice day"
>She leaves
>I realize that I clicked on a mine about a minute ago
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I wish /r9k/ had a similar rule banning gay stuff.
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