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>Be me
>Be a law student
>Get internship in an public office
>My job is to do some counseling for the poor people and direct them to where they need to go to complain about whatever problem they have
>Basically, I help people
>Yes, we have a department for that
>I'm watching anime on my phone waiting for the people to start coming
>Sudden urge to shit comes
>Pause anime and get ready to leave for bathroom
>As I look up, a woman approaches me
>"Oh, hi, sorry, I need some help"
>Woman do you want to see this whole place brown?
>She gives me some documents
>"I found these on the way in, apparently someone lost it, could you see if you can find the owner?"
>"No problem, I will file them right away"
>Leaves in a hurry, like i just received the most important job in the world
>Goes to the back
>To the bathroom
>Leave a log there
>File the documents right next to my log
>Flush it all together
>I help people
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>2 months of work later
>I get a computer on my desk
>They had a spare and now this is supposed to make me more efficient
>PC is so shit, can't do anything
>Plus, everything is blocked so can't even browse 4Chan
>But it has Minesweeper
>Spend a whole day playing minesweeper
>People get in to talk, I just play minesweeper, then give them a random department to go
>Then, she comes in
>Fat blob almost rolls through the floor and absorbs the chair
>"EXCUSE ME"
>Fuck you
>Look at her, nod and go back to flagging mines
>"ECXSCUUSE ME"
>Even louder
>"What's your problem?"
>"My neighbor called me some degrading names I want to sue him"
>Fucking go to the police you dumb elephant
>"Right, I will see what I can do"
>Right back to my mines
>She starts to get impatient, I need to distract her or I will be eaten
>"So, did something happen for him to say such things?"
>"No-o, he is just frustrated or something. He is always complaining that I park in front of his house, but I tell him that the road isn't his house"
>I lift my eyes to her face, stop her mid-sentence
>"Have you tried parking on the other side of the road?"
>"ur um uh no"
>"Have a nice day"
>She leaves
>I realize that I clicked on a mine about a minute ago
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