/r9k/ is an imageboard where there are only /britfeel/ threads.
1. If you attempt to post something that isn't /britfeel/, it is not posted, and you are muted temporarily.
2. The time with which you are muted for doubles with each transgression.
3. Each mute time is 2^n in seconds where n is the number of times you have transgressed. So, your mute time doubles each time you fuck up.
4. Backlinks, eg >>1, are not viewed by the robot. So "I have massive amounts of smegma" and ">>2 I have massive amounts of smegma" are the same post, in the eyes of the robot.
5. Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please).
6. Images are NOT included in the filter, only text.
7. Your mute count slowly decreases over time.
8. You cannot post a picture without text.
9. Unicode is blocked. Sorry, too many exploits (Cyrillic letters, etc).
10. Posts require a certain minimum amount of original content in order to be posted.
11. Post worthless, awful content, not thought out replies, and mutes are unlikely.
12. The original algorithm was designed by XKCD:
http://blag.xkcd.com/2008/01/14/robot9000-and-xkcd-signal-attacking-noise-in-chat/
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This is sadly pretty much what r9k is now. All it requires is the mods moving britfeel to the board it belongs in.
>>38438924
yeah, pretty much
too bad mods wont do anything
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
TFW FIT AMERICAN WITH 9% BODYFAT
TFW FREEDOM
TFW HAVEN'T HAD A BURGER IN YEARS TO STAY FIT
TFW still a beta faggot
But at least I'm not a brit that needs a telly license.