>hire techie geek
>he can barely make eye contact
>cringe at his social anxiety
who // ?
Omegle Thread robots get in here
Tags: r9k, robot9001 r9komegle, omegler9k
have fun and talk with fellow anons
Get off your computer and Go talk to your real friends anon.
>>38470185
>having real friends
get off the board, also post pictures of roasties on r9k tag.
bump original oreganiseon
Is khv status ever restored? I kissed a girl "romantically" 5 years ago and the only thing that happened besides that was hugging. After it happened she really wanted to forget about it. Am I still a khv or just a virgin?
>Hey guys am I still a KHV even though I've kissed and hugged a girl?
>>38470075
It's not nice to call that kid a retard
Women want you to know youre not a man until she gives you permission to be one.
Well I say
FUCK HER
Your virginity is precious. Protect yourself, kiddo.
>the feeling of freshly shaven arms and legs
there's no better feeling. why haven't you felt it yet /r9k/?
You heard it robots. Post fun music videos. Thats it. Share what you know.
Some:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_3xZgvy6fo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyqWjl7GkCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoLTPcD1S4Q
Why would someone just leave their panties on the ground?
I recently came home from work to find my gf masturbating with a pretty big black dildo. Should I be worried?
It's obviously better than walking in to find a black guy fucking my gf, but I feel this might be a sign of things to come.
>>38469722
yeah, bitch. im on my way to shove my cock in her pussyhole while you sleep
Were it a red dildo, would you think she was fantasizing about riding Satan's dick? What if it were yellow? Homer Simpson's?
It's just a fucking dildo OP.
>>38470513
>implying human women don't fuck demon chads
I've been noticing my sleep patterns are getting shorter and shorter. It started about two weeks ago and has quickly gotten worse, to where I once got 12+ hours of good sleep and now only require 5 to feel well rested. This is also after pulling 24 hours awake.
Some would say this allows for more time doing things you enjoy, but I know that I may feel well rested after waking up, but give it 4 hours and I'll feel exhausted. I force myself to stay awake so I can keep my sleep schedule on track which makes me deprived, thus repeating the cycle. Is this a side-effect of getting older? Keep in mind I'm only 20.
i fuckin hate european shitskin race mixed robots
>Have to push body to it's limits physically and mentally to even get a chance to acquire a GF
>>38469633
You also have to give up your dignity, pride and self worth to get a girlfriend nowadays.
Why do so many Germans develop a vaguely Asian look as they get older?
>>38469630
Red Army rape?
Yeah, I noticed that with my 5th grade orchestra teacher. I thought she was part Asian but she said she both her parents were German when I asked.
Skin droops with age.
If you have no width between your eyes and eyebrows, get ready to have flappy roasties on your face kek
>tfw he fantasizes about playing his favorite song in a band with his friends at the school talent show to impress everyone and look cool
>tfw you actually do it and its sort of good and people like it and your energy connects with the crowd
>tfw this will never be you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORqVXuWtAG0
I was part of my senior year lip sync contest and my class one.
>mfw I won't be able to move out until I'm in my 30s
Oh honey....you won't be able to move out at all.
>>38469598
Yeah I wouldn't be surprised.
I have to maintain my position in the queue for like 7 years and if I fuck it up once with my difficulty of doing effort I have to start over.
shaminga
Buzubunga
Is it racist if I called a white boy a Nigger?
Genuine question.
No, anon, anyone can be a nigger regardless of skin color. You have blacks, whites, etc. Your niggas can be whomever is close to you. Just use it accordingly and don't be racist.
>>38469520
>>38469612
I'll follow up with who cares if you're racist or not. Be good to people in general even if you generally dislike a group they are part of. That goes for any group or classification. Also no, not racist, nigger is a way of life that can describe any gutter trash.
>>38469932
Thanks anon I was actually pretty worried there, made me feel better