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>>39577041
There are no girls with dicks, just men with breasts. Think about that.

>>39577124
Incorrect.
That is obviously a girl with a dick.

>>39577169
If you're talking fantasy sure, but they don't exist IRL so OPs statement is worthless.

girl walked up to me in class
"can I have your homework anon?"

>>39577012
you fucking lucky dog you

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>>39577000
I once got to sleep on a girl's lap while we were in the library at around 5:30 pm. Her thighs were so soft. It's one of the first times i ever felt happy all year. Sadly that time has ended. Now i'm here with you guys.

Embrace the fact that you're trash mate, Im a fucking degenerate and once I just stopped giving a shit chicks were making the first move.

>>39576996

>is there a cure for this condition?
It's called not being a nigger

Youre basically your own worst enemy, the sooner you accept that youre trash the easier it is to take risks and be honest about yourself.

Youre looping. You dont have experience with them so you push them away stopping any chance for experience in the first place.

You need to give yourself a chance after being blunt with yourself, youre insecure and probably a failure in your own eyes.
Use that as a tool to figure out what you should improve.
Being "yourself" means being your own enemy, maybe look at what "yourself" is and try to make small to mild adjustments.

>>39576991
I doubt it. Young Roshi was 100% Chad.

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>>39577068
This. He fucked tons of girls.

Roshi was absolutely a chad.

I think a far likelier candidate for Wizardom is Grandpa Gohan. We never hear about an adoptive mother for Goku and Gohan raised Goku without any sort of shit a mother would make you do i.e studying. Goku also didnt know about bageenas.

Was Grandpa Gohan /ourguy/?

Girls have different tastes in men and no traits are universally attractive. Who knew?

>>39577075
im pretty sure being tall, not balding, average to big dicks and being ottermode is universally attractive for women. id even say being white as well, as in a woman probably wouldn't refuse an attractive white guy if she was into dark men, but would refuse a dark man if she was into white guys

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>>39577075
In other words, women can't make up their minds, what else is new?

>>39576969
>>>/lgbt/
This is where you belong faggot

>>39576969
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> About the only thing that turns me on is imagining dressing up as a grill and getting fucked roughly. But I have no dysphoria and this wanting to be a girl thing is purely sexual.
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> I'm in a struggle to decide whether I should actually get fucked or not. I'm scared of the psychological chances it may induce. Can anyone share their stories of being fucked while dressing up and how their minds changed afterwards.
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> I still want to one day have a gf. I sometimes can get it hard for a girl (doesn't stay hard very long) but I fall in love exclusively with women. And if I would feel too much like a faggot after being fucked I'd never be able to maintain the confidence I have now to get a gf.
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39576969
You'll have a ton of sexual power over another man if you let him fuck you, should be a confidence boost if anything
You're a dream come true, and if you're a good little sissy you can give a big, strong man the night of his life while he fills you with his seed
Just do it

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oh shush, there's no such thing as xeno-whatevers

Yawn! You feel tired, go to sleep now.

War got too big. Vietnam, Korea. Suddenly we can't march against organized armies against organized armies as insurgency and guerrilla tactics prevail. If not chemical warfare or the cleansing light of nuclear weaponry will invalidate all life. MAD ensured that we can't fight anymore and the subjugation of less civilized areas can only be successful through the complete removal or indoctrination of the population ie romans leaving roman soldiers in conquered lands to develop garrisons.

Rather I think the bad guys won though I don't know when and we're reaching a breaking point where either "we" can seize the direction of our destiny or the world ends as we know it. Maybe trans-humanism is the answer? Or it could just be another ploy of the global elite. We are cattle to them. We gotta find a way out

uh, maybe, exactly for that one fucking reason

they want to find people that accept them and like their company

>>39576876
Where's your common sense? You normies may make fun of us but we're sure as hell are smarter then you

>>39576861
Myself

Orginabanana

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>>39576861
>be me, 19 years old
>orbiting this qt classmate
>she invites me to a party
>go full flirting mode
>she is defensive as fuck
>avoids me for the remainder of the party
>ask her friend what is wrong
>"she only likes you as a friend anon"
>go home immediately and cry

I've learned my lesson, fuck roasties

>>39576861
>You're just... Well you know... It's not like people want to be around you that often. Not that that's a bad thing!
>oh.
>You'll find someone who clicks eventually. Sorry.

>>39576852
do this every day?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>39576852
This is a hearty yawn.

>>39576885
wagie ragie
unsurprisingly not original

Same thing I do ever night, morning, afternoon and evening. Browse this shitty website.

I was awake all night and it's actually 10am now. I lost track of my life

i just had a shower that i wasn't required to have before my job
holy fuck, looks like my life is moving up from here on out

>>39576816
>Hello
>
>Someone suck my dick please
Dumb sissy white boi.

>>39577152
Fuck you

Please suck my dick

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>>39577229
>Please suck my dick
fine, but only since you said please

sure I like them, they've got some great women but I prefer my own west-european ones

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their butts look so cozy

>>39576756
>>39576937
I live in southern California, went to 70% hispanic schools, and I can tell you that maybe 5% of hispanic girls look like that. the rest are dark skinned with shit tier refrigerator bodies

Only possible if you had access to him during childhood. By the time he was an adult he was far too gone and impossible to save.

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All Elliot had to do was be himself.

>>39576706
he was a 5'4 manlet.There was no saving for him.

>>39576664
Some chick had on camo leggings, some autist repeatedly kept yelling at her mid class asking where her legs went

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>>39576664
>be in class
>sit beside person whos more autistic than I am
>one day he comes in holding a piece of paper in front of his face with a badly drawn smiley face on it and says he had to show up to his other class with a costume on and did this instead for the lulz
>the entire class he awkwardly holds it in front of his face and stares at me to get a reaction
>don't even acknowledge him

>>39576725
That's actually great

>in library
>bird flies in through an open window
>autist stands on table, takes off a shoe
>attempts to hit the bird (for some reason?) by throwing his shoe at it
>he misses like the autist he is
>shoe glides across the room and hits a girl in the face
>bird stays around for the next minute until it found its way back out through another window
>he didn't even apologise about the shoe to the girl he just took it back from her and left