>fat german girl wanted me to play runescape with her
>she dropped me some mithril platemail and we killed al kharid warriors
girl walked up to me in class
"can I have your homework anon?"
>>39577012
you fucking lucky dog you
>>39577000
I once got to sleep on a girl's lap while we were in the library at around 5:30 pm. Her thighs were so soft. It's one of the first times i ever felt happy all year. Sadly that time has ended. Now i'm here with you guys.
>>39577120
mfw I'll never experience that.
>>39577012
The only fucking reason girls ever talk to me is homework.
>>39577012
Actually mine was most likely this
"haha anon, thanks for promising to not kill me when you shoot up a school"
>it was unironic