Is fucking a girl in the ass gay /r9k/?
>>38663611
source on this?
she kinda looks like a midget
I don't understand how it could possibly be considered gay. Because gays fuck each others asses? Men have mouths too, are blowjobs from girls gay?
>>38663638
Dillion Harper, Seth MacFarlane's clone.
this piece of shit has a gf and you dont.
i don't care let him have a roastie while i enjoy my supreme tight anime gfs HAHA nibba
>>38663598>tight
>enjoy
something made of something you'll never actually have
good one faggot
>>38663705
Nice greentext idiot.
Having a gf doesn't change the fact you're a retard.
ITT: post your internetfu
>>38663411
stop idolising women on the internet faggot
do camwhores count?
origininognongognnognog
my smartfu
I am 23 with $140 to my name, living with my brother on a mattress in his office, unemployed, and disabled with no income. Fuck the United States and it's shit welfare system that refuses to help people who were dealt bad hands in life to get on their feet. Everything has been shit since I was a child, this is pathetic normie country that favors darwinistic capitalism and is driven and owned by competitive narcissists and the wealthy class. Fuck all of you, I'm officially out.
>>38663365
What do you want nigga? Public education was your chance out of poverty, and you fucked it up. Don't go looking for (more) handouts now buddy.
>>38663399
This
Get a fucking job, OP
everyday the capitalist market is replaced with computers and artificial intelligence, capitalism has seen its day :)
>home alone
>uber chad from high school, who I haven't talked to in years message me
>congratulates me on getting my drivers license (Yes, I'm over 18)
>asks what I'm doing tonight
Obviously, I'm doing nothing tonight.
What is going on? Why would he ask a non-chad like me what I'm doing after so long, as if he wants to hang out?
So far I've just replied with thanks. Should I just leave it at that and hope he forgets about it?
>>38663332
nah dude say "nothing much, what about you?"
>>38663332
>>38664186
Do this and be up to hang out with him. You might actually have fun for once. Don't say anything negative at all if you hang out about anything.
>>38664186
>>38664201
What are you two anons doing here? This advice isn't autistic at all.
So why is /r9k/ so obsessed with traps?
>>38663321
prison gay losers deprived of female attention and intimacy so they turn "gay" out of desperation
There fucking sexy, theres also a submission domination fetish that only a effeminate young man can satisfy in me.
Plato > Arimeme
when you go to therapy because you want to fix yourself but it just makes you realize that things really are hopeless and you should die for being garbage because delaying death is pointless and you just put yourself through sadness everyday for false hopes
anybody else feeling this
>>38663309
99% of therapists are so fucking worthless
>>38663309
Mutilating your body and pumping it full of estrogen will not fix anything, the problem is in your head, not your body.
>>38663309
Yep
I realized that we were born just to die and that any social and physical impact we have on the world will be gone in a couple years or decades if your lucky
The only real thing that matters is your own current happiness
No matter how illegal, cruel, kind, or weird it is, as long as it makes you happy
just do it
your going to die anyway so might as well die feeling happy
Yesterday was history
Tomorrow is a uncertainty
But today is a opportunity
>go to /x/
>make a thread on the topic of summoning a succubus
>don't make it too goofy
>post the link in this thread
>>38663242
>ywn summon Santania
>Satania will never tease or bully you
Why live
>>38663371
>ywn summon Santania
I know this feel
>>38663371
>Ywn have to tie up satanicha-san to prevent her from trying to destroy your party
have you ever received nudez from a girl ?
post them.
>>38663239
>have you ever received nudez from a girl ?
Yes. Even /r9k/ sluts
>post them.
No
>>38663337
I guess nobody will believe you have nudez then
>>38663337
why not, cunt
When did you grow out of chasing the dragon and rediscovered the happiness of small joys?
>>38663228
I like this image, OP. It's a good image
>>38663228
YAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNN
*mouth noises*
*Farts on hand*
*Brings hand to face and inhales deeply*
WOAH, wagecuck, I didn't see you there. You caught me at a great time. I was just enjoying all my freetime which comes from being a NEET. Programming, music, art, and math are all available whenever I want! hmm...what? Work? Why would I work? Life's pleasures are all there for me in this instance. ...? Iphones? Why? Why would I need material possessions and debt when i'm happy?
You're too silly, wagecuck
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/07/rise-pornosexual-increasing-numbers-shun-sex-real-people/
wew
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
Told a girl I'd give her the old lickaroo but it was actually the new lickaroo
wasting my youth on 4chan
once I shit on my brother's head
>Dude you'll regret it if you don't have fun now
>t. Whore
Why the fuck do these people think their advice matters? What if I don't want to be a degenerate?
>>38663140
they mortgage their future by burning their present
yolo is the battle cry of the stubbornly aimless
>>38663140
Regret what? Give an example of what they say. Some people have different definitions of fun.
>>38663267
You gotta go out and party is always the goto
Hey, r9k, long time no see. It's me, Chad. How have you been? Still living with the 'rents? and hating normies? Ree ree ree, amiright? lol! I'm actually on my way to a party right now, but we should chill sometime. I'll text you.
Enjoy the party Chad, I hope you have a awesome night =)
Have fun Chad you are the best!
Looking good, Chad! Nice traps!
Disappointing. Dubs decides fellows
Lol. I've been on Whisper before. Just FYI any profile with the gender Female will get literally DOZENS of messages from thirsty guys. That's definitely not a girl either
>>38663133
Yeah, that's why I'm bringing it to 4chan. I'm not taking this fag seriously
Update: roast really delivered
ITT: post feel songs anons
share some music with your fellow anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C21G2OkHEYo
>>38662994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_GH6M7cUq4
https://soundcloud.com/the1eggwhite/allbars-prod-young-taylor
I dedicate this song to my oneitis, the unrequited love in my life, Aaliyah
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r_lJvGFzcAU