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Recommendation from a friend's mom when I was 18, worked as dishwasher at some Chinese restaurant. It was pretty awful.

>>38807822
I was 13, I was a lookout for the local gangs in my city. All i did was hang out on rooftops and yell if cops or carabinieri were coming.

Thankfully i got educated and now work a legit job.

My parents talked to one of the owners of one the restaurants they clean for. I got in as a dishwasher at 17.

>>38807742
Why don't you just make sure it's locked right after you get out of it before work?

>>38807742
It's just some gentle bantz, no need for upset.

Though they are Normie's, so you can never drop your guard.

>>38807873
Because I'm paranoid. I don't even trust what I see.

>>38807689
He was pretty jacked in that movie. Big doesn't necessarily mean tall. Usually it means height+width

>>38807689
Tom Hardy is best husbando and I won't hear anything else about it

>>38807779
yeah ok sure, for you faggot

>>38807680
I'm pretty sure that's a child

>>38808246

No she's in college

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXGb8bBjkLR/?taken-by=machamarrow

> tfw no gf.

you are on /r9k/

>>38807659
2004 was the last year anything major turned out good for me.

That kind of anime makes me annoyed just looking at it
I'm glad things have changed

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Don't we all.

I really hope this original enough for the mods.

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me, it's the worst hell

>>38807666
>it's hell
>666
agreed, satan

>attractive enough to score chicks
>can't do anything with them

it's like a cruel joke desu

>>38807658
Used to have that problem, mostly taken care of now

>framed the act away from a performance based act
>sometimes make the chick 'work' for it until she's allowed the full thing
>taldalafil if I'm on on stims

>>38807548
>he fell for the nonverbal communication meme
Normalfags are all telepathic and are just fucking with you.

>>38807575
It really feels like that sometimes.

And I'm not staring at them, I'm just looking at them for 3 sec thinking how much I don't like them.

>>38807548
maybe ur just paranoid

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>>38807470
it's the new coke zero

they are making a new name & recipe and scrapping coke zero

coke zero was perfect, easily the best diet pop in existence

i can only hope they make it better

(pic related)

>>38807470
is there a pepsi equivalent to coke zero?

>>38808061
Pepsi Max
Ori

You can generally use silicon lube with high quality silicon toys now.

>>38807425
why not just use water lube?

>>38807477
thanks.

>>38807489
i just happen to have a bunch of this stuff:
https://boybutter.com/collections/boy-butter-lubricants-oil-based/products/boy-butter-10th-anniversary-edition-gold-label
and id like to not buy more specific stuff just for the toy. if i have to though, whatever. just thought id ask what people's experience is now

>>38807399
dont say that

it doesn't even make any sense

>>38807399
Are you a retarded person?

Originoli

>>38807399
>ha ha what are you gay
>wIsH I wAs wITh yOUUuu

It's okay, let it out we're here 4 u

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>>38807398
thanks anon, you are self aware like me

>>38807415

i failed college man, lost a year, i have three subjects left to pass, and i need to pass at least two, and the exams are in september, so yeah, its do or die, i dont have a backup plan, and my parents are going to be on my case big time if i dont pass those two, my dad even said that he's gonna stop giving me money, but fuck that prick, i never had a decent conversation with him, he's a piece of shit blind motherfucker that can't think with his own head and the whole family is suffering because of that, you cant say shit to the motherfucker he takes everything personally and just always picks a fight

anyways, that shit is stressin me a bit. also i wanna make fucking music but its going really slow because of my other obligations, because i need to fuckin think about fucking money and because i dont wanna pick a fuckn fight with my parents, its going fuckin slow

im sick of most people, they are all happy and fucking shallow as fuck and i cant relate, and their conversations are fucking boring and everything about them is just so fucking boring and spineless, piece of shit motherfuckers just being happy, fuck off

and i had a girl i fucked up but she was a bitch as well, i wanna fall in love again man, and i wanna fuck again man, havent banged shit in 4 years man, havent loved in 2 years man, fuck women, dumb bitches, fuck all of this

but i aint killin myself, these punk ass bitches aint gonna get rid of me that easy, fuck people man, the more i grow, i hate people more, i hate myself more, i hate everything more, everything seems darker and more fucking pessimistic i hate this fucking post and i hate this fuckin forum since its full of losers, fuck everything man

im off to fuckng sleep, enough of this shit

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>>38807377
Can't tell you how many times I've fapped to her.

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holy ass is sacred

>>38807377
I like to cook white ass rare, and eat it with a fork and knife. It's very filling but you need to make sure to clean it well before you cook it.

>>38807274
what's your plan then?

I want to play video games with a cute girl.

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>>38807274
>I will never experience this
thanks for making my day just that little bit worse OP

I think you've got it backwards. Modem society is the root cause and depressed men and feminist women are simply symptoms.

>>38807310
what specifically about modern society?

>>38807272
Man, can you imagine if you swapped "men" for "women" and vice versa in that image? How differently it would be received?

>a jewish man is now /pol/'s god

I see you guys are finally growing up

Manlet
originalesz

shit post oon wrong wrong board P.S FUCK U FAGGOT