>at work
>every lunch I check my car is locked
>one day one of my coworkers asks me where I go, as I'm only gone for about 2 minutes
>"My power locking didn't work on my car once, and I'm now paranoid that it doesn't lock"
>next day I go to my car to check it's locked
>come back
>someone else says "YOUR CAR STILL LOCKED, ANON? HAHAHA"
>"ha... ha... yeah it is"
>few days later
>finish work
>another different coworker says to me "HAHA DON'T WORRY ANON YOUR CAR IS STILL THERE"
>everyone laughs
>>38807742
Why don't you just make sure it's locked right after you get out of it before work?
>>38807742
It's just some gentle bantz, no need for upset.
Though they are Normie's, so you can never drop your guard.
>>38807873
Because I'm paranoid. I don't even trust what I see.
Fuck normies who notice my routine and critique it. They can go straight to hell.
>>38807918
Next time they give you shit about it, look them straight in the eye, reach out your hand, and give them a firm pointed finger while saying there's too many niggers in the area so you have reason to be cautious.
>>38807742
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY, WHERE DOES ANON WORK??
That's pretty fucking autistic m8. I'd laugh at your ass too. I don't even keep all my doors locked.