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i always have headphones in my ears it kinda helps try it if you don't want to sit in the car

>>38871806
I prefer being in the car desu..i just hate crowds idk how normies do it

>>38871768
Fuck Waterworld. Hope you've got a car charger. Go buy a loose joint off some college kids and get ripped behind the dumpsters.

>>38871723
They look extremely fun, and have the bonuses of being cheap and very fast in the city when carcucks get stuck.

I wouldn't own one because of safety though.

>>38871723
i want a ducati monster

Why don't you get a real meme instead?

A Grom

>>38871663
Is that a dude or a convincing trap

>>38871663
>those hairy arms
n-no thanks

>>38871697
>convincing

Originally, my dude

>>38871593
It's not really "mass" immigration, but it's to drive down wages so porky makes more money.It's the prefect trick because they can use racism to divert the blame on the immigrants.

the end goal is to replace the white population in europe with blacks and muslims

It's actually the long term effect of colonialism, wars of choice, and climate change.

it's good to have some nice dreams once in while.

>>38871589
antibiotics for what?

And why would you tongue a diseased tinder slut?

>>38871589
>Guy invites me over for netflix and chill over tinder
>He lied on his profile, he's chubbier than the old photos he posted but he seems nice
>Make up an excuse for not wanting to fuck him, I try and look for the next bus outta here but their isn't one
>"Oh Anon, why don't you stay over? It won't be weird"
>He tells me that his is the only bed and the sofa's too small
>say ok, could be a worse situation
>Halfway through he randomly sticks his hand down my pants, his fat fingers disgustingly greasy
>He sticks his dick in my mouth, It's so small and disgusting but the more I recoil the more he sticks it in
>Decide if I can get his dick out my mouth, I can make a run for it
>Tell him I want his 'big dick' inside me
>As I go to make a run for it he grabs me and starts fucking me
>He's going for an hour and I'm just hearing his heavy breathing on his neck
>go to sleep but his giant arms are wrapped around be
>I haven't slept all night but when he wakes up he's hard again and just sticks it in
>eventually he finishes again and let's his grip go
>I leave as fast as I can before he changes his mind
>Go straight to the police station for a rape kit and the pharmacy for the morning after pill
tinder is the worst mistake of my life, I don't think I could ever use it again.

Give my parents 2 mil, let them decide whether to support my autisy NEET brother, then go off to live by myself in a cabin by a lake, river or sea. 18mil is more than enough to last my entire, predictably rather short life.

>>38871577
>pay my parents back for schooling
>pay for my cousins engineering degree (his parents both died)
>buy nice clothes, braces, and jaw surgery
>continue my medical education

Like one of the big ones? You'd walk away with $150m.

I would put $20m into starting a charitable trust for promoting research in nursing. Another $20m into scholarships for poor kids to go to good schools. $10m into buying a large old Victorian house in my city here in the US and restoring it, then using it as a runaway house for NEET kids to stay when their parents find the piss bottles and are sick of the house smelling like jizz and get them out, and a social worker to help them get NEETbux and learn life skills.

The rest of it I give to a money manager and I get put on an allowance and stay NEET in a big house, and... Guess what... Get fucking stoned OUT OF MY MIND on... WEED! Smoke weed every day! Get stoned! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! Wahahaahahhahahaha you faggots!

>>38871529
should of at least asked her
missed opportunity

She probably wasn't If a girl is into video games, she has atleast one orbiter and is actively looking for more

>>38871529
>conveying your feelings with cartoon drawings of crying little girls

Kill yourself before you make some stupid mistake like passing on your genes, you mentally ill, omega sack of shit.

I played it in like 2008 when I was in 6th grade. People still play Roblox?

Only Phantom Forces

me desu i being addicted to this fucking game since i was 10. 8 years in it joined in 2009

globalists putting estrogen in everything so girls are hitting puberty quicker and men are becoming more feminine

>>38871378
That girl is fat. i guess you're just so hopeless at finding a girl around your age that your hormones are pointing to underage girls to give you a chance to pass on your genes.

Being exposed to sex earlier is making women mature earlier as well

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>>38871349
im sorry it had to come to this OP

>>38871517
all these cheetah threads have been training me for this moment

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>>38871517
y-you like girls dont you?

MGTOW bruv

>>38871351
Isnt that just a club for pathetic virgins

>>38871336
Work for Trump.

Here's a tip seriously though, don't wear graphic t-shirts. Makes you seem weirder and more people talked to me when I started wearing regular colors

>>38871807
You realise literally no one adheres to this rule in actual, real life?

>>38871807
i dont want to, the thread is not for recommendation

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>>38871030
>tfw addicted to over eating
>keep trying to stop and fail within 4-7 says

I no longer want to exist.

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>>38871030
PICKLE RICK
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1501825171595.webm

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I don't find porn addictive but 4chan is sucking me in like a black hole

I just browse through all the boards over and over again refreshing the pages, it's making me go mad but when I try to stay away I get a nagging feeling saying "hey, I wonder what's happening on 4chan you're missing out bro"

>negress
do you think a black girl will ever want to date you if you say shit like this

>implying a girl of any race would want to date a r9k poster

>>38871042
Do you think I'm so autistic/un-self aware to say this shit in real life?

>carti voice
woke up to niggas walkin round me

>>38870977
>one of six are black in my area
>half of the apartment complex are black despite this

HALP

>>38870977
posts like this just prove that most trump fags are sheltered weeps