>Invite girl over for netflix and chill
>start kissing, she sits down on my lab
>"sorry anon but we can't have sex today, I'm taking anti-biotics and I don't feel comfortable with just a condom"
>say that it isn't a problem, keep watching netflix
>check bus, next one is going at 5 am so she sleeps over
>cuddle up in bed
>both of us are really horny
>put my hands in her pants, start fingering her
>have wild oral sex
>"Oh anon I just want to feel your big dick inside me"
>start fucking for an hour
>go to sleep
>wake up
>have morning sex, she leaves
tinder is fantastic, why aren't you using it?
it's good to have some nice dreams once in while.
>>38871589
antibiotics for what?
And why would you tongue a diseased tinder slut?
>>38871589
>Guy invites me over for netflix and chill over tinder
>He lied on his profile, he's chubbier than the old photos he posted but he seems nice
>Make up an excuse for not wanting to fuck him, I try and look for the next bus outta here but their isn't one
>"Oh Anon, why don't you stay over? It won't be weird"
>He tells me that his is the only bed and the sofa's too small
>say ok, could be a worse situation
>Halfway through he randomly sticks his hand down my pants, his fat fingers disgustingly greasy
>He sticks his dick in my mouth, It's so small and disgusting but the more I recoil the more he sticks it in
>Decide if I can get his dick out my mouth, I can make a run for it
>Tell him I want his 'big dick' inside me
>As I go to make a run for it he grabs me and starts fucking me
>He's going for an hour and I'm just hearing his heavy breathing on his neck
>go to sleep but his giant arms are wrapped around be
>I haven't slept all night but when he wakes up he's hard again and just sticks it in
>eventually he finishes again and let's his grip go
>I leave as fast as I can before he changes his mind
>Go straight to the police station for a rape kit and the pharmacy for the morning after pill
tinder is the worst mistake of my life, I don't think I could ever use it again.
>swipe right on every profile
>no matches
Well, that's what I expect to happen if I even had the self esteem to search for it in the app store.
You realise she didn't want to have sex because she was likely taking anti-biotics for an STD? Probably chlamydia.
>>38872482
You get shadowbanned if you swipe right on every profile.
>>38872533
u also get shadowbanned if u ugly nigga hahaha. gtfo here this Chad town now
>>38872482
It literally will give you no matches for that. It literally filters people with no standards or self esteem. Thank god.
>>38871918
face it /r9k/, this is what people will always think of us.