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>>38874125
>What do you think robots, wanna go out on a date with a dude dressed up as Cinderella?
yes

Only if we can play Goldeneye together. We'll play in the Facility, License to Kill, Slappers Only.

>>38874125
It's always a maniac looking guy. I used to really be into traps and shemales but acting on my fantasies killed it for me. I've been contacted by maybe 100 "traps" and only 15 were passable. Out of those 15 only a few were truly hot.

Drugs are bad and have lasting damage to the body. And personally,if you cant be happy on your own you dont deserve to be happy at all. You are weak,pathetic and subhuman.

>>38874184
>LSD has lasting damage on the body
hello D.A.R.E

>>38874184
>If you cant be happy on your own you dont deserve to be happy at all

Welcome to /r9k/ friendo

>>38874113
That's fucked up anon. Did you report him?

>>38874133
he threatened to kill me on a bus a few months after that by sticking a closed switchblade into my stomach if i ever said anything

i was too scared to even leave the house after that and subsequently got addicted to anti-depressants like zoloft by the time i was 17 i was like a fucking zombie every day at school and got kicked out the next year before the final exams cause "your test scores would bring the schools rank too low" so i had to leave and stayed in my home for the next 3 years.

desu WoW and the friends i made there were the only things that kept me from offing myself

>wahh i was touched sexually by my friend and now i am throwing a oiry parade in hooe for attention wahhhh
Fuck of normalfag.

>>38874054
Blame your mom and dad for it

>>38874088
ii did this sht already... !!!!!!!

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>>38874054
you can stop posting frogs for a start

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>>38874052
Fuck you. All of us other blacks are constantly lumped in with you nigger-americans.

>>38874052
All are equal in death

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>>38874052
don't worry you can become a hero if you kill enough people, good luck senpai

>>38874029
most probably some sort of conditioning.
were you raised in a catholic household?

>>38874029
same here got raised catholic, but been agnostic far longer already, still guilt when fapping though, feelsbad.jpg

>>38874029
I get the same way, guess it's more common than I thought, which is good to hear

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I'll be posting more stuff

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This is my favorite pic of this board

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I really miss 2011

assholes are for faggots

>left

cause the connected forehead doesn't remind me of down syndrome

right it seems smaller, tigher

>>38873967
no, success is sum of luck from different lotteries

Fact, parents with good genes and brain may raise more healthy, smarter and better looking kid.

but its still about a luck, shit happens everday

There are people who smokes 2 pack cigs/day and live 100 years and there are people who did not have luck and just died.

After all, parents, looks, money, your decisions, that driver who fall asleep on the road, its all sum of fucking lotteries.

you mean how good their genes are.

After that, they can have total shit genes, it's ok as long as they are rich, money will make up for a lot.


If your parents are ugly, dumb, and poor. Your life is gonna suck pretty much. you will most likely be ugly, intelligence is genetic so you will be dumb and you cant be dumb and make a decent living anymore, and if your family is poor good luck making connections to get out of being poor unless you are either super smart or super good looking.

>>38874063
There's a marked regression to the genetic mean.

Kids from dumb parents can easily hit 100 IQ if they're white.

costco has great prices, man.

>>38873962
Made a shitty meme.

Private security has an ironic color choice

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>take 2 samples of the spring rolls
>surrounded by armed costco goons

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nobody in waifu-posting mood? ;/

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hello anybody here??? have all the normies on r9k now got gfs or what???? ;(

>>38873882
Sorry man, I'm trying to ignore the fact that I dont have a gf

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>>38873865
You wouldn't feel like that if you worked for a living, Slugger.

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How does this image make you feel? Do you agree with it?

>>38873911
I'll never find a job again, I keep losing jobs after the first day, I suck at working, it's useless meme dad

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>>38873814
This ragies the wagies.

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>>38873814
but it's only saturday

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>>38873814
>eating delicious snacks, while watching anime and shitposting from my throne of ascension.
>wagies are hungover from drinking on friday as a way to deal with the realization that these are their last 2 days of vacation before cucking.

Hello, butt.

This is a trap afaik

>>38874961
>This is a trap afaik
tfw no plump trap butt to wake up to

Therizinosaurus. It's just a fucking giga goose with razor claws.

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>>38873624
My favorite dinosaur would have to be the Gigonotosaurus because he's a very big boy.

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>>38873669
The Therizinosaurus is awesome anon, good taste. Its name literally translates to "scythe lizard" even though its more closely related to modern day avians than reptilians.