Dinosaurs

Therizinosaurus. It's just a fucking giga goose with razor claws.

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>>38873624
My favorite dinosaur would have to be the Gigonotosaurus because he's a very big boy.

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>>38873669
The Therizinosaurus is awesome anon, good taste. Its name literally translates to "scythe lizard" even though its more closely related to modern day avians than reptilians.

Dinosaurs are fuckin' gay.

>>38873681
I hope he exists, I really do. Some say it might be incomplete remains of T Rex skeletons, but I'd like to believe the big dino dog was a reality. Large land-based predators are the best.

pliosaurus where my W A T E R B O I S at

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>>38873723
>tfw no Liopleurodon water friendo
I want to put on a saddle and a wetsuit and ride him around in the ocean depths.

>>38873624
Stegosaurus or ankylosaurus. True robot lizards.

>>38873702
You're gay.

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>>38873624
Obviously the Utahraptor

>>38873772
>me at the pride parade

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this bad boi, I wish they still existed and we could fly on them

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>>38873770
Ankylosaurus is /ourdino/. A big guy with a tough back and a club tail who just wants to eat plants and be left alone by the dino chads who keep trying to bite him.

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>>38873772
tfw I'm 1.94m, so I'm almost as tall as the Utahraptor, wow.

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>>38873791
>a dinosaur named after Quetzalcoatl
I did not know about this dino. Tfw we will never live in a dinotopia-esque world where dino-riders exist.

>>38873791
>it is called toruk...last shadow

>>38873772
There is so much meme potential in this image.

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my boi allosaurus

>>38873624
>Dinosaurs
There's no such thing as dinosaurs

>>38873624
>tfw still like the plesiosaurus
>tfw really like the ocean
>tfw can't work doing ocean stuff

>>38873908
Allosaurus: 2
Other dinos: 1
How can other dinos hope to compete?

>>38873913
(you) should not post shitty bait in the comfy dino thread.

>>38873949
Why can't you work in the ocean anon? Marine biology is a growing field, so is commercial fishing and work in the oil industry that takes you out on open ocean rigs. You could also try out the merchant marines and get a job aboard a large cargo ship navigating trans-oceanic routes.

Before The Minitrue erases it from history Imma have ta go with The Lythronax argestes (it used to have long arms):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VIyfDkwZzc

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>>38873812
I love how everyone is magically over 6' on this site

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Stegosaurus has always been my favorite and still is.

>>38873982
I don't have the money to get the proper accredited education, although geology and marine stuff still really interest me

I'd love to get a job doing oil stuff

>>38874017
When you ignore the ones bitching about being too short yes.

>>38874006
>Its nickname is literally "THE KING OF GORE"
Based dino. Its also the origin of the particular line of carnovors that produced the Tyrannosaurus and others like it.

>>38874032
Community college classes are pretty cheap and you could look into financial aid. Shit can be tough though. The oil companies and the shipping companies will hire you right off the docks for lower down work aboard the ships and rigs. That might be a good way to start.

>>38873624
I'm more of a velociraptor-fag myself, but T-rex is my Numero Uno

All other dinosaurs are fucking GAY.

>Spinosaurus looks cool
>Everyone knows about pterodactyls and T Rexes
>Everyone knows about raptors and archeopteryx
>tfw your favorite dinosaur is well knows

>>38874071
Velociraptors are the thinking man's dinosaur. Pack hunters like modern day wolves outfitted with lethal claws and a slender, muscular frame. Anyone willing to list the raptor as their favorite is willing to set aside individual pride to work as a team and conquer any goal.

T Rex is largely a meme dinosaur that Jurassic Park launched into fame. Its stubby little arms hurt its image.

Deinonychus, basically an improved velociraptor for non-fags

>>38874118
>Well known

I'm an archeological liar I don't know about dinosaurs, I'M A HACK

Ive always had a love for Velociraptors and iguanodons. Velociraptors because I used to be that autist running hunched over with his arms forward screeching and growling while play tag during recess. Iguanodon are just comfy, because they remind me of a time when people acted like they cares about your interests.

>tfw wanted to fuck a velociraptor as a kid
They're just so sexy

>>38874152
>tfw used to crawl on the floor like komodo dragon
>tfw girls in your class used to lie about komodo dragons being capable of using rocks to be able to breath fire

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My favourite dinosaur
>b-b-b-but birds aren't dinosau-
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avialae

>>38874152
Also Velociraptors are cool because they were basically a bunch of goat sized midgets that still managed to terrorize the cretaceous

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>tfw no dinogf

>>38873957
I believe I saw 2 votes for the mighty Giga Goose.

>>38874152
Igunanodons were like the cows of dinosaurs, in a good way. They were hardly dangerous, traveled in packs, kept close bonds with their offspring and mates, and were generally friendly to their surroundings.

>>38874131
>T Rex is largely a meme dinosaur that Jurassic Park launched into fame.
It's pretty funny because this is exactly true of raptors. T-rex was fairly well known before.
No one cares about sauropods anymore.

>>38873723
>>38873765
>>38873791
Plesiosaurs and Pterosaurs aren't dinosaurs.

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Probably a simple answer, but it would be a T Rex since they're ancestors of my birds which would be chickens.

I like that one dinosaur that looks like a turtle and has a long tail with a club at the end, anyone know the one I'm talking about?

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>>38874279
>no one cares about sauropods anymore

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>>38874306
Friendly reminder that Power Rangers: Dino Thunder is streaming on Netflix and is exactly as fun and comfy as you remember it being.

>>38874064
>tfw practically flunked out of community college

Thanks for the encouraging words though anon, for all I know though it could be a blessing in disguise because like you said its tough work so maybe it's better that I not work in that kind of field

I'll always admire the ocean though

>>38874313
This one? >>38873810

originalus commento

Epidexipteryx
bird dinos are the best

>>38874355
Working in such a dangerous field can result in death like any industry so maybe it's better this way

Although having something you love kill you...that may be a good way to go

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>>38874380
I for got the pic, origly

>>38874355
I'm not done trying just yet anon. How about cruise ships? I know they aren't the same, but cruise ships need more employees than most other large boats and hire entry level workers for the most mundane jobs to keep the ships running. Also, the social atmosphere between the crew members is supposed to be comfy and friendly and easy to come out of your shell and try new things with.

T-Rex or a velociraptor

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>>38874405
How is this dino real. Kek.

>>38873723
I choose the best kind of Plesio
If your favourite water dino isn't the EROMANGASAURUS by the name alone get out of my face
But Spino and Ankylosaurus are pretty up there

>>38874417
That graphic makes it look like its dancing. Interesting how it would fit in without much question in a modern zoo.

>>38874289
Next you'll say that Crocodiles and Coelocanths are not dinosaurs or that DOS is not a dinosaur as an operating system

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>>38874431
Its not very big or particularly cute desu. But its built like a skinny manatee with a long neck and razor teeth.

>>38873837
Thanks to hollow bones and a very light frame in general, Quetzalcoatlus weighed less than an adult human. Only turbo manlets would have a chance of being dino riders. Also they technically aren't dinosaurs.

>>38874395
>tfw getting eaten by a dinosaur is not something to worry about

That might be an interesting way to go

>>38874492
>the armada of dino-riding midgets swoops in and saves the day during the great US/Mexico dino war of 2043
But really, it should go without saying that lightweight and hollow bones would go with such a large animal capable of flight. It would either need to be extremely light or have incredibly powerful musculature to generate lift with side a broad frame.

>>38874540
I think he was talking about dying at sea or being killed by a shark. It really wouldn't be a bad way to go, for an old sailor to go down with his ship or for a lifelong fisherman to lose his last battle against a shark. Burial at sea is fitting for a sailor.

>>38874364
Ye man that's the one, thanks

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>>38874561
No problem anon, have another picture of it clubbing a T-Rex with its tail.

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>>38873624

anything big that used to be in our oceans

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>>38874683
The one on the far left looks like the crystal-operated vehicles from Atlantis.

>>38873624
T-Rex but because that's boring I'd say DakotaRaptor

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>>38874760
>get the time machine working
>dial back a couple hundred years
>control panel breaks and sparks
>machine distorts and engine roars
>finally settles with a crash
>open the door
>the heavy air hits your face like a humid wall
>landscape is covered in large plants and mossy growth
>step out in fascination
>turn around when you hear crunching behind you
>pic related
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
All things considered, time travel is pretty dangerous.

>>38874560
>Dolphin rape
>Having a stingray sting you
>Barracuda attack
>Jellyfish sting
>Eel attack
>Urchin
>choking on a piece of bread on deck

It could all happen at sea though which would make the death interesting

>>38874872
>Not bringing a dinosaur to the present

I bet cops would just shoot it

>>38875001
>having a stingray sting you
>tfw Steve Irwin died with a barb to the heart from a stingray
RIP basted Crocman.

>>38875028
The government would seize it and give it to multi-Ph.D lab scientists for experimentation. Assuming you could capture a small one you would probably have to smuggle it in.

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>>38874560
>Death by dolphin pussy

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>>38875078
>thread goes from posting dino pics to posting dolphin vagina
gg

>>38874683
>>38874719
>tfw it's not sporty like a tuna

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>>38875174
>two for complaining about your choice of scifi futuristic crystal-powered flying fishships.

>>38875033
>All those years playing woth crocs and poisonous snakes
>Tarantulas and other crazy animals
>To die by a sting ray

There were other cool nature guys but I barely remember most of them, Irwin was the one who stood out the most

>>38875403
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXjHb5QmDV0

Have you watched Coyote Peterson's Brave Wilderness channel? He's the first person I've found that can replicate the raw passion for nature and adventure that Steve had.

This video of him with his daughter exploring the outback near their house is wonderful:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5szSFt6Xc1Y

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>>38873624
Iguanodon for me, my dude.

>>38873770
>>38873810
>>38874313
My niggas
Ankylosaurus is the shit
Spiked armored scales and a mace for a tail
He'll fuck your shit up

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>>38875643
>tfw you download an image to post with your text but then you post your text without attaching the image

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>>38875657
Shhhh, Ankylosaurus is sleepy.

Triceratops are like a cooler version of rhinos.

>>38873624
Anklosaurus buddy! My lads fave is raptor. Dinosaurs are ace, I'm reliving my childhood due to my Dino obsessed 3 year old son.

>>38875743
Its like the Ankylosaurus armada in here. Good shit. I'm surprised someone with a son is still here though.

>>38875739
Ankylosaurus is a cooler version of Triceratops which is a cooler version of rhinos. Why have three horns when you could have a shell for a back and a massive tail club?

>>38875513
I like Coyote Peterson but there were some others from back in the day that I simply don't remember

There was a nature couple and some others that I simply forgot

I used to love dinosaurs.
I wonder when that stopped.
I am having a slight existential crisis now.

>>38875888
The magic drains out of life as you age. Things like dinosaurs, planes/trains/cars, sharks, birds, volcanoes, and so many more could hold your interest and passion with the sheer strangeness and uniqueness of their existence and function. That childlike joy is beaten out of you until you're an adult who finds joy in almost nothing. Even normies drown themselves in alcohol, sex, and easily consumable media. The raw joy is gone.
You have to recapture the spirit and passion.

I really Likey thee T-Rex
raw.

>>38875782
Because most animals don't have three horns. Rhinos are weird to too with their horns. It's the horn that makes it cool. If they lived today people would use their horns to make stuff. Your dino would end up a shield and mine a spear.

But whatever.

Stegosaurus had a brain in it's ass.
>insert too intelligent meme here

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>>38873624
Brachiosaurus.

>>38873812
Who is that smiling cute?

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>>38874683
The biggest species that has ever lived is still alive in our oceans. I think that's pretty fucking rad

>>38876316
>Brachiosaurus
isn't that the fake one

>>38876374
No, that's Brontosaurus.

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Spinosaurus never fails to amuse me, even it's new form. Looks like a dragon.

I liked the Stegersarus
With its unique flippers

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why don't you write dinosaur erotica?

>>38876119
It didn't though, that was an early hypothesis based on very little observation.
>Stegosaurus has a tiny brain in its head
>how can a brain so small manage an animal this big?
>look at this cavity by the rear, what could've been housed here?
>maybe another brain, to control the ass.
And so we concluded that they must have had two brains. Similarly, the name Stegosaurus means "roof lizard" because it was thought that the plates were armor plates along the back, making and armored "roof" to the body.

>>38876449

Who is that dude looking at it pensively?
He seems like someone who is wondering whether the creature he's looking it is a mormon or a scientologist.

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R8 my dinos brehs.

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>>38876747
This might be the most autistic thing I do but it's fun.

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>>38876788
I like Torosaurus better desu but the crest kept collapsing on itself.

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>>38873624
quetzalcoatlus = best dino

>>38876747
>>38876788
>>38876861
autism
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>>38876920
I'm on /r9k/ nigga, I already know that much. How are my dinos though.

>>38876347
biggest species we ever discovered*

>>38877130
spooky


asdasd

spinosaurus is my husbando

>>38874240
Maria is that you

oreos

>>38876747
>>38876788
>>38876861
>>38877104
these are actually really neat, anon

>>38874471
Yeah, but (aside from being still pretty cool) its name is
>EROMANGASAURUS
How is it not the /r9k/ official dino considering most robot's masturbatory material?

thank you for this thread

very comfy

>>38878363
No problem anon. I thought it would be nice to start a comfy dino thread to relax in and I'm glad the rest of you liked the idea.

Source for that pic?
I remember it being good art and one of the few Pepe pics maybe worth saving instead of quirky reskin shit

>>38877104
>>38876861
>>38876788
>>38876747
Nice hobby m8. Some of those are pretty detailed. Keep practicing and you'll be making professional models someday. Building things is a good way to relax in general.

>>38876316
>Brachiosaurus


This. Or the one with plates on his back.

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JP velociraptor is bullshit but i love it. still like the true theropods. also ankilosaurus is really cool too guys.