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>>34058052
>not being friends with spiderbro
what are you, a normie?

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I bet it wasn't even poisonous!
Be a man OP

>>34058052
Did you kill the spider?

>>34058040
filthy masturbator pro-tip: take the sleeve out of the holder before you use it
makes it better for me anyway

>>34058040
I want one of these so bad but until they're self lubricating and easier to clean I just can't bring myself to buy one

think i'm going to buy a pack of those tenga eggs what do you robots think

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give her rubber shoes

>>34058031
Kiss her of course

>>34058061
but she just fucked up your pc

>>34058062
but is it the real lain?

I've let a couple people get close to me then cut them off entirely, sometimes started being mean to them.

I don't do many mean things

>>34058019
i can telll

>>34057978
How did you do the setting up your dad thing? Why?

>post pepe saying its 4k
>isnt even 4k

nigger!

>>34057964
Iktf
I don't eat gluten dairy or soy and it's definitely affected my social life since I can't really eat out anywhere but whatever at least I don't have acne or sebhorrea on my face anymore. I've gone off it countless times from people telling me it's a meme diet and gluten intolerance isn't real and I'm crazy but my face always gets fucked up without fail if I eat anything that has one of those 3 things in them

>>34058558
This isn't the same. It's not about avoiding certain foods because of acne or whatever. It's about having the perception that certain foods are about as appetizing as a steaming pile of shit. This is a serious psychological disorder

Have gay sex

>>34058004

But what do I do about liking girls but not wanting my dick in them?

>>34057960
Get pegged anon you degenerate faggot

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>>34057948
They are the outcasts of this era and know their time is up, so they lash out on people.

>>34057948
Because white men are raised by feminists which turns them into women which creates social isolation which turns into insanity

>>34057948
Who is the guy in the bottom left?

>>34057999
why would a white guy tweet this?

>>34057863
holy fuck I know that fucking feel

Don't sorry OP the uglies and fatties probably wouldn't want you anyway

>>34057863
find the girl thats..

>too attractive for uglies and fatties
&
>not attractive enough for chad

>>34057776
>cant even get quads

I-ill make it

>>34057776
>When did you realize you were a failure

Everyone around me is doing better than me in literally every aspect of their lives.

>>34057776
Mom said it to my face for the first time the other day.

start writing down anything you remember when you wake up. right when you wake up. your brain doesn't think dreaming is important enough to remember right now. writing down anything you remember will trick it into thinking you need to be remembering. since you say you remember nothing, write down the strange sensations. when you remember, throughout the day tell yourself "I will remember my dreams tonight". if you REALLY want to try to remember one, set your alarm for about 4.5 hours after the time you think you'll be asleep. if you do it right you will be waking yourself up out of REM and should remember something. there are also various herbs that are said to increase dream recall, but i have never had any luck.

>>34057725
I used to be like you, then i started nofap and fixed my dopamine receptors. I now have very vivid dreams every night

>>34057969
Are you memeing or for real? sounds neat

>>34057712
uhh recessive genes obviously im taller than both my parents

>>34057712
you forgot the neighbors height

>>34057822
Fucking kek man half this board has comedians

>>34057695
>big bro
what am i gay fuck off lard tard

>>34057695
Quit trying to eat your shirt you fucking pig

Yes, DFC always wins. Get the fuck out of here, heifer.

You can get a GIRLfriend like that easily if you go to an anime con. She'll be fat, ugly and stink, but she'll succ during anime.

>>34057645
That sounds nice, but I don't like losing focus of the game

>tfw no bro friend that you secretly have gay sex with

Oats are our means of Independence, brother. How do you expect to feel fulfilled if you continue to rely on me for oats? I will not give you these oats brother, the time has come for you to go into the world and find your own.

>>34057536
please let this meme die

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Brother, you will give me the oats, I have asked time and time again and you mock me and tell me to get my own oats, the time has come, retribution brother.

they're also very liberal
and one of them is a feminist homosexual

Dude you can't compare happiness like that you don't know what problems they have , what the fuck man like this is some kek worthy thought process lmao

>>34057525
Social Media is all lies senpai.
People don't post their real lives, the fact that their kids are annoying turds, the fact that their wife has cheated on them, the fact that they hate their job.
It's plastic bullshit.