>mom is 5'4 >dad is 5'6 >older sis is 5'8

>>34057712
uhh recessive genes obviously im taller than both my parents

>>34057712
you forgot the neighbors height

>>34057822
Fucking kek man half this board has comedians

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>>34057712

I'm 168cm tall, or 5'5.

>>34057712
>older sis is 5'8

t. 5'9''

god please just end my suffering I don't want to wake up tomorrow and do it all over

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>>34057822
Probably the biggest KEK I've had in 2017, thank you anon

>>34057712
>mom is 5'3"
>oldest sis is 5'1"
>older sis is 5'6"
>dad is 5'8"
>uncle is 6'4"
>aunt is 5'3'
>grandma is 5'1"
>grandpa is 5'8"
>i am 6'2"

me and my uncle look nothing like the rest of the family, we look really alike

>>34057712
Well, anon, height is due to the collective expression of several genes, which is known as polygenic inheritance. In other words, several different genes determine how tall you are. In your case, several of the genes from your mother made you tall, as well as many from Chad.

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>>34058021
OP Here
So wait... Are you saying that I'm automatically a chad because I'm 6'4?

>>34058074
No, you probably wouldn't be posting in roboland if you were a Chad. I'm saying that your dad should be a sad man, since he got cucked by a Chad.

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>>34058193
I'm 6'4, and I notice how all the girls get wet around me by just looking at me. So you better go back to your dark little room, midget, the world was created for handsome tall men

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>>34057822
Give us your mail-man's while you're at it.

>>34057822
muchos topos kekos amigo

>>34058286
Yeah, I'm 6'4, too, chief. Don't believe me, idrc. They should make a rule where OP can't be a dick or a liar in their thread. Which one are you, buddy? Are you just a giant tool that doesn't belong on this board and knows it, or are you lying about the grills in an attempt to validate yourself?

>knew a brother-sister pair of fraternal twins in college
>guy was 5'5 and girl was 5'11
>both of extremely recessed chins

>>34057712
>>34057727
Look into Sir Francis Galton and regression to the mean.

My mom is 5'5. Dad is same height

I'm 5'11. i'm the oldest of 7 and I'm the shortest.

First brother is 6'4. Hes the tallest

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>>34058715
>The oldest of 7

Holy fuck, seems like your parents didn't watch TV at all, all they wanted to do was to fuck all day long

It means your mum is a slut lol.

>>34057941
Uncle is your real dad. :^)

>>34058751
It gets better

MY parents broke up before my birth.

>>34057712
BREAKING NEWS:

Height and face isnt exactly correlated with genetics. Nutrition and environmental factors during childhood and adolescence play a much bigger role. Your parents (mostly your dad), op, had shit nutrition when he was younger. You and your siblings are lucky for such parents who fed you well