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>laying in bed drifting off to sleep
>feel itch on my neck
>figure it just my imagination
>doesn't go away
>roll over the look over my shoulder
>there's a huge fucking spider on my pillow
fug looks like I'm not sleepin tonight lads
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>>34058052
>not being friends with spiderbro
what are you, a normie?
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I bet it wasn't even poisonous!
Be a man OP
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>>34058052
Did you kill the spider?
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>>34058052
spiderbro wanted to give you some company
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Do you live in original Australia?
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>>34058052
>Not raping the spider
What are you gay?
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I have a septic tank, and I flush every insect and arachnid I find down the toilet, I imagne they build I giant bug city down there and its like some underground wild west where bugs have crazy parties and get drunk on the fermenting shit that goes down the drain.
One day when I need to drain the septic, ill get to find out if my dreams are true.
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>shitposting
>feel a tickling on my inner thigh
>I-it's nothing
>feel it again
>there's a fucking mouse cleaning itself between my legs
I've never jumped so fast in my life
what the fuck is wrong with that little bastard? It'd be like sitting under a 200 foot creature and not expecting to get crushed
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>>34058052
>>34060392
you fags don't know suffering
>keep water jug next to my bed because I get thirsty at night and staying hydrated makes you feel good in the morning
>one night, take a massive gulp after waking up at 4am
>tastes weird
>take another sip to see if it's just bed breath
>something brushes my lip
>what the fuck
>turn on light
>there's a fucking drowned mouse in my water jug
>throw up out of disgust
>immediately call 911
>"help I drank water with a dead mouse with it on accident"
>keep puking from disgust
>they send an ambulance and I get my stomach pumped
>mouse corpse tested for disease
>nothing
>get $1200 medical bill
fuck mice, kikes of the animal kingdom
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>>34060550
damn dude that is fucked up. How did it climb into the jug? did it drop from above or something? Worst thing I ever drank was a dead fly.
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>>34060550
Have you been using bottles since then?
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>>34058052
You could be like me and be itching all over but never see any insects or anything.
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>>34060961
>formication
Fuck that shit b
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