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2017-01-12 05:37:12 Post No.34081895
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:37:12 Post No. 34081895 [Report] [View this topic]

>be roman empire
>conquer and subjugate ton of countries
>make shit ton of (technological) advancements
>citizens start getting more and more degenerate
>traps, faggots, orgies etc. less and less importance placed on functional families
>corruption out the ass
>shit falls apart, blazing in fire

>be America
>conquer and subjugate ton of countries
>make shit ton of (technological) advancements
>citizens start getting more and more degenerate
>traps, faggots, orgies etc. less and less importance placed on functional families
>corruption out the ass
So, when will
>shit falls apart, blazing in fire
happen?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:40:12 Post No.34081956
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Expansionism was the primary reason for its collapse you fucking autist, if you believe otherwise you have no grasp of history.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:46:18 Post No.34082040
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>>34081956
>i have an opinion and if you do not agree with me you clearly dont know what the hell you are talking about

Sure is good arguments in here

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:54:28 Post No.34082162
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>>34082040
Society doesn't collapse because people start having orgies. When you spread too far with too little manpower and resources to govern shit will eventually hit the fan in unprecedented amounts. I am in no way defending modern promiscuity but that isn't even remotely close to the reason the empire fell.

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Fake Album Covers Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:35:23 Post No. 34081861 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to wikipedia.com, click "random article", title is the album artist
>go to wikiquote.com, click "random page", choose a few words from the last quote for album title
>go to photo.net, under gallery click "random image generator" for album cover
>post results.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:39:12 Post No.34081934
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>>34081861
Fuck it. I'm in. Let's do this.

Bump

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dumping a couple I made before.

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2/3

~~origianalmente~~

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What do I do 2017-01-12 05:33:56 Post No.34081830
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What do I do Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:33:56 Post No. 34081830 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm 20, robots. I'm 20 and I've dropped out of college 3 times, plenty of debt, need mental health help but I'm in between places now so can't get insurance.

I have a choice of applying for jobs in the local area (no guarantees, I might be able to hold the job) or getting a coach for Smite (videogame) season 4 pro league and hopefully getting onto a good team (basically lower chance of going anywhere but bigger rewards if I make it).

I'm poor. My family is poor. There has been just a string of shit going on that has kept us poor, and I'm losing motivation to escape mediocrity. Vidya and imageboards have been my goto since 12 years old.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:35:28 Post No.34081863
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>>34081830
If it makes you feel any better I'm 23 and dropped out college 3 times. Go for the video game thing. I know a bunch of people who do Smite "professionally" and they all seem more fulfilled than I do. I'd do it myself if I had the autism to play a game for that long.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:37:29 Post No.34081905
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>>34081830
How good are you at smite? I'd say if you're within the top tier of players then fuck it, why not? If you're not then don't kid yourself and waste your time on something that's never going to happen.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:39:18 Post No.34081938
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>>34081830
>>34081863
If it makes you feel any better Im 23 and never went to college at all

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:30:59 Post No. 34081785 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are women so fucking hot? Under every woman's pants are sweet sweet silk lace panties, and under those panties are two tight warm holes that wrap so fucking nicely around your cock. They have big breasts that pulse to the rhythm of you fucking their tight warm pussies. While you're fucking them the let out the sexiest moans that just drive you completely fucking wild and make you want to thrust into her warm cunt harder and faster. God damn women are so fucking hot. I want to bury my face in the middle of those girl's panties and taste her musk by inhaling a very deep breath with my nose.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:32:45 Post No.34081810
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>>34081785
to procreate

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:33:48 Post No.34081828
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>>34081785
you're designed to find them attractive

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:33:55 Post No.34081829
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>>34081785
Because nature is fucking cruel.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:30:39 Post No. 34081781 [Report] [View this topic]

There's 7+ billion people currently alive on planet Earth, which you inhabit
Out of all these people, there is one guaranteed person who likes everything you like, who has your taste, who has your mannerisms, who you can share everything with because you share everything with.

That person is you. Learn to love yourself by understanding your uniqueness. By understanding that you are the only you, and as such you are the only person you share everything with. Bask in the glory that is knowing that you are your potential best company you could ever hope or ask for.

By learning to live with yourself you become enough. You can become self-sufficient in happiness. You can come to produce all the happiness you can need or want, under any circumstance, and this is accomplished just by loving yourself. Love your being. Love your existence, and you will be happy.

And also know that I love you all. In truth, I know that this changes little in your being, but I'm all for that "little". The big change comes from within. The greatest lover you will ever know can be yourself, if you only let you love youself.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:51:19 Post No.34082114
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I don't hate myself, I hate the circumstances surrounding my life

And out of those 7 billion people, there's also some other person who you can fall in love with and spend time together with but what are the chances you will ever find them?

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:52:33 Post No.34082131
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>>34081781
life is better with company. and while i enjoy my own company i feel awkward going out alone and while out alone there is no one to talk to.

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>>34081781
>that amount of food
>that amount of alcohol

the person who took this picture is a faggot who has never enjoyed life

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H E L P Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:26:51 Post No. 34081727 [Report] [View this topic]

>government program I'm getting into to learn a trade with public assistance
>they have a government warrant to go through my internet history and are doing a psychological evaluation

How fucked am I?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:31:17 Post No.34081792
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If someone looked through my history as an evaluation I'd probably end up on a government watch list

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:31:32 Post No.34081796
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:31:32 Post No.34081796 [Report]

I highly doubt this is true

I don't think any government warrant would allow the government to look through your internet history, especially when such a thing could so easily be falsified or deleted or simply never recorded

What government program is it btw? What trade are you trying to learn

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:31:54 Post No.34081801
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>>34081796
>What government program is it btw? What trade are you trying to learn
This desu, I want in on that shit.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:21:17 Post No. 34081620 [Report] [View this topic]

Why are girls like this?
If you can put effort in your appearance, surely you can put effort in the place you live.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:24:24 Post No.34081682
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>>34081620
women are pretty gross dude when it comes to where they live

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:26:41 Post No.34081725
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:26:41 Post No.34081725 [Report]

eh it's not as high a priority

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:46:45 Post No.34082045
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:46:45 Post No.34082045 [Report]

pretty much what my room looks like except with beer cans cardboard boxes and assorted weaponry

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:19:18 Post No. 34081579 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here /edgy/? Share your evil thoughts.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:21:14 Post No.34081618
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:21:14 Post No.34081618 [Report]

>customer service rep tells me to have a nice day
>purposefully have a bad day

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:24:08 Post No.34081669 [Report]

I laughed maniacally at the thought of slicing my morbidly obese upstairs neighbors guts open with a wickedly sharp knife I own.

Then I laughed harder at the thought of pulling her intestines out and eithe slapping her with them or strangling them, while her little nigger child watches.

Bitch shakes the house with every step she takes. The noise is unbearable. Every day she slams the door so hard that a picture frame I have falls off the wall. I've glued it back together 4 times now.

I told her fatass to lose some weight and she started crying and called the cops.

She throws a tantrum every time I make a fucking peep though. Playing drums too loud? Playing music too loud? She has a "panic attack" and calls the landlord.

Fat bitch.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:26:31 Post No.34081722
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>>34081579
>Who here /edgy/?
>edgy
>posting on r9k

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:18:52 Post No. 34081570 [Report] [View this topic]

Serious question time

Why are 18-21 years olds so fucking timid?

Really, I'm 27 and re-doing some college courses, and I'm surrounded by kids right out of high school and they are scared of everything. Forbid one of them gets called on to answer a question because you'd just get an inaudible squeak from the corner of the room. Or maybe they need to explain something to the classroom and all you get is this weird pseudo-cool-but-still-a-pussy tone of voice.

On one hand I like it, because when I graduated high school a lot of kids were disruptive and it was tough to get them to quiet down, but on the other hand it's a big unsettling. Seriously, what will these kids grow into in 10-15 years down the line? It's like they are terrified of strangers or anything remotely unfamiliar.

Or maybe I'm just spoiled. I wait tables so it's my job to be warm with people and make them feel comfortable, and the best way to do that is to engage them. But even I can't get around to these kids, they're some serious weirdos.

Pic unrelated, but I'd like to build a PC and maybe someone can give me some pointers. The RAM is staying.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:23:28 Post No.34081655
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No one is social anymore, yes even chad is only psuedo-social.

Also just get the 6700k. Cheaper, same speeds (or higher) and unlocked. Unless you are a video editor.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:24:21 Post No.34081678
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>>34081570
Socializing is getting too difficult. There's a penalty for saying almost anything, so it's best to not say anything at all.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:26:18 Post No.34081719
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>>34081655

That's dumb, they're all social. They post to snapchat and instagram and talk and talk before class and have a thousand friends. But it's when an adult or someone even slightly intimidating talks to them, they just clam up like they watched a dog get run over.

And I'm not into overclocking. I picked that mobo because it had a nice design and plenty of USB ports, but the K series would be a bit of a waste for my needs.

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:17:21 Post No. 34081544 [Report] [View this topic]

>try nofap to reel in my fetishes and become interested in girls
>start camwhoring for guys on the internet and just now filmed myself taking a shit
How does anybody pull this off?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:20:40 Post No.34081608
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>>34081544
The same exact thing I happened to me.
Except it was fapping with shit.

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:24:34 Post No.34081685
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>>34081608
Is that a cock underneath all that?

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>>34081544
Average anime fan, everybody

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:17:21 Post No. 34081541 [Report] [View this topic]

/r9k/ how do you feel about age gaps in relationships?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:17:53 Post No.34081548
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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:17:53 Post No.34081548 [Report]

Good. I'm 23 and about to move in with a girl who's 28 and we really like each other.

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>>34081541
> 25
> dating a 17 year old girl in TX
Pretty good.

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>>34081541
Pretty good about it, considering I'm 21 dating a 17 year old.

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Perfect robot jobs 2017-01-12 05:17:05 Post No.34081533
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Perfect robot jobs Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:17:05 Post No. 34081533 [Report] [View this topic]

>foot masseuse who gets to wear a mask and emerge from a chamber below the woman and not have to make eye contact or any conversation if not desired

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:18:57 Post No.34081571
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There's no way that job exists.

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>>34081571
McDonald's has it

Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:26:27 Post No.34081721
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>>34081533
How about an IT job? Not a position where you go fix other people's stupid problems, no.
Just maintaining the company's server, spend your time alone in a room accompanied by a giant server.
That's perfect, no?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:17:04 Post No. 34081531 [Report] [View this topic]

you have one bullet. who do you kill, chad or stacy and why?

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:17:57 Post No.34081551
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>>34081531
myself. stacy would be happier with chad

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>>34081531
chad bc im not elliot rodger

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>>34081531
>you have one bullet. who do you kill, chad or stacy and why?

Myself
They are both valuable members of society who will contribute to the world

I am nothing

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:15:26 Post No. 34081500 [Report] [View this topic]

ETERNAL REMINDER THAT IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:16:20 Post No.34081516
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I think I'm a girl

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>>34081500
Good thing I have way too many to count.

~~that's a good thing...r-right guys?~~

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>>34081500
>ETERNAL REMINDER THAT IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT

I am a girl but I have a penis does that count

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:14:15 Post No. 34081481 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no nipple gf

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Anonymous 2017-01-12 05:35:47 Post No.34081872
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All girls have nipples, silly. You want a lactating mommy gf with eraser nipples to fill your mouth like tiny cocks.

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>>34081872
>lactating mommy gf with eraser nipples to fill your mouth like tiny cocks
This is my fucking fetish.

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>>34081481
rachel aldana has the closest thing to cow udders i've seen on a human woman, she's fuckin magical.

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