Why are women so fucking hot? Under every woman's pants

>>34081785
to procreate

>>34081785
you're designed to find them attractive

>>34081785
Because nature is fucking cruel.

>Why are women so fucking hot?
Because you're straight.

>Under every woman's pants are sweet sweet silk lace panties, and under those panties are two tight warm holes that wrap so fucking nicely around your cock. They have big breasts that pulse to the rhythm of you fucking their tight warm pussies. While you're fucking them the let out the sexiest moans that just drive you completely fucking wild and make you want to thrust into her warm cunt harder and faster.
I know. It's fucking amazing.

Why are men so fucking hot? Bowl cuts, with sweaty foreheads underneath, and angry eyebrows,

and then cut nipples off as I straddle her stomach screaming
"MOMMY LOVES YOU MOMMY LOVES YOU SHE DOES!!"
>then I'll stab her head until it is a mess of blood brain and cartilage
>I will then proceed to drink the mixture of pee and feces that excrement from her buthole and pussy
> I will then chop her body pats up into neat filet(taking care to remove bone) and store in my freezer for later consumption

I am OP btw

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>>34081785
>I want to huff her panties so I can smell chads cum

I need to castrate myself before I commit suicide due to porn addiction.

I'm so fucking horny please post your hottest girls ITT

saw a cute cashier today and after leaving the store, i sat in my car for a few minutes and just thought about her and what it would be like to have a GF as beautiful as her.

>>34081785
ur a pervert

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>>34082090
baby steps, anon

next time you can show up in the parking lot faking a broken arm.

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I wish a girl would kiss me on the lips for 20 minutes STRAIGHT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjLuHxjvMBA

>>34081785

the female for is overrated af, and the male form is severely underrated. Your just thirsty desu

>>34081785
Go home nick

>>34081785

>being this crazed over women's floppy, loose, jiggly bodies

whew lad
positively unaesthetic

Effort originalo

>>34082151
keeeeeeeeeek
Portland, OR

mods have to delete gay threads like this

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>>34083859
This thread's not gay you faggot

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>>34081785
>Under every woman's pants
Obviously not. The women you are talking about are the top few precent and you will never talk to a single one in your entire life.

>>34083963
Please don't post my waifu

Just remember, those hot girls aren't for you anon. They were not put on this earth for guys like us. Those rights are reserved for chad only.

So you can look, but never touch. Sorry bro.

too bad I'll never get to stick my cock in either of those holes

>>34081875
p subtle, I like it

>>34081980
> had porn addiction and associated ED
> daily feelz that even if I managed to get a girl into bed she'd just laugh at my limp dick
> get a 5/10 gf
> first few times in bed are as bad as I expected, performance anxiety compounding both my physical malady and her plain looks
> but gave up porn entirely and gradually became comfy with her
> can now spring massive boners on demand just from making out

Do not despair anon. The dick endures.

I'll take "What is evolution?" for two hundred dollars, Alex.