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Will you marry me /r9k/?
t./pol/
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>>34138056
aren't we already married?
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pol turned full reddit
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I promise you tendies if you just marry me /r9k/.
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Prostitution is the purest form of sex 2017-01-14 04:36:04 Post No.34137968
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Prostitution is the purest form of sex
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Prostitution is the purest form of sex
Prove me wrong
>you cant
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>>34137968
Of course it is, it skips all the bullshit of dating and taxes.
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>>34137968
You're factually right as in it being purely about sex and no strings attached aside from money.
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>What is rape?
Prostitution is note pure as it shifts the object of desire. The prostitute is only a substitute.
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just a reminder that if you birthday doesn't fall within september-december, you cannot be a robot
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>>34137900
Why is it suddenly everybodies birthday today? Idk how many threads i'v seen
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>>34137900
November here
>Youre a valentines day fuck baby
Feels fucking bad man
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>>34137900
>>34138000
>>34138044
Checking these fantastic digits
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How is having sex with another man considered gay?
I honestly don't get it.
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What else would (or should) the word "gay" mean?
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>the retards on this fucking board
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It's not. It's just false stigma built up by the military-medical-industrial-israeli-media complex to try and control how we think.
Does anyone here actually have their life somewhat together?
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I feel like I sort of do
> new job
> uni student
> cool gf
So in a sense yes
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Yes, I do.
I have a solid job, am getting a degree on the side right now, have hobbies and am married.
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>>34137881
fags falling for this easy bait. we found you, now get out.
What are your fetishes robots?whats the least degenerate and most degenerate one you have?
>least degenerate
I'll start my least degenerate is probably pegging im not gay but hey the male G-spot is in the ass and it would be hot to have a girl hit my g-spot pham. http://upornia.com/videos/161337/japanese-angels-fuck-stud/
>Most degenerate
I like cartoon pony pussy specifically purple cartoon pony pussy im not gonna post my mlp porn because rules
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Can someone confirm if pegging is straight or not?
Also my fetish is fucking fruit like watermelon or grapefruit not sure if degenerate though is it guys?
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Two fetish threads at once? Why not. Only really have the one. From the other thread:
I want a girl that I can treat like a cow: my own personal milk source. I want to use her milk in place of store bought milk, so in my coffee, cereal, etc.
Preferably chubby, big tits and willing to wear cow print clothes.
Moo.
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>>34137776
I want to satisfy a woman, both romantically and emotionally.
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What the flying fuck /r9k/. I swear, you told me getting a gf was the hard part.
19 year old virgin here. I finally found a qt virgin gf and dated her for a while, got my first kiss and bj and everything, and now she wants to have sex. And we fucking can't. Her vagina just tenses up and hurts like hell, we can't get to the point of having sex because her vagina won't allow it.
What the hell do I do? I really thought i had this one in the bag. Am I just doomed to be a virgin forever?
Pic unrelated
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>>34137755
do it slowly, tell her it will hurt a little, but i really want to make love to you, i want to make you happy,
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>>34137755
stick it in her p00per
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Had the same problem op me and my ex just did anal instead.
>be me
>8/10 without make-up
>rommate in uni - fat ugly pig
>fucks 10/10 qt guys almost everyday
>i can't find even 7/10 pajeet to worship me
Why is that happening?
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Maybe ur not a 8 and u put down ur roommate's rating so you can inflate your ego more
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>8/10
You can't make claims like this if you're not going to provide proof.
This is a bait thread.
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Origeanonino
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Ketchup does not go on chicken 2017-01-14 04:20:45 Post No.34137714
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Ketchup does not go on chicken
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There is a variety of correct sauces that belong on chicken. Ketchup isnt one of them. Reply if you agree.
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In that case, what DOES belong on chicken?
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>>34137714
Is mayonnaise okay?
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>>34137737
a good pasta recipe that makes chicken pasta
honey mustard is acceptable if there's nothing else in the house and you have a baller recipe
fried in artichokes and garlic with a sandwich
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It's Saturday and I haven't done anything useful in my weekend yet edition
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>>34137661
only just got out of bed really
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>>34137661
Who has lad?
Weekend if for lazing about
Also first for the great Harry Shippers
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If you have a waifu, you should post her
If not, you should post an animu girl who you find to be cute and then we can debate which is cutest
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any stoners on today?
i wanted to smoke for the first time and got a hold on some Lemon Haze hash. but god damn was it awful.
is it supposed to taste like gas? because smoking it from my bong was like huffing diesel fumes straight from the exhaust pipe. it was so disgusting, i nearly vomited and could only muster three drags before i gave up for the day.
still got high, which was fun, but actually smoking it was torture. i still have a lot left, but i'm considering just throwing it away.
so, did i get a bad batch or something? or is it actually supposed to smell and taste like gas and burnt rubber like mine did?
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hash can be extremely harsh especially if you dont smoke often
if you want to get really high with minimal effort look into wax. If your tolerance is low enough 1 hit will be a great ride
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It was probably the butane from the lighter you tasted try buying hemp wick.
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>>34137645
I'm so fucking high right now, I'm precumming just laying down. PGC has me fucked up.
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Whats the worst flatmate you knew or had experienced at university anons?
luckily i landed on my feet for my 2 years in halls but my best friend had a vegan nightmare:
>first week of university when they are arranging to go out to clubs for freshers one of the girls begins handing out printed leaflets of "vegan friendly" nightclubs that she will go to and refuses to go anywhere else
>by the second week she is constantly engaging in "food criticism" every time one of her flatmates eats some type of meat or anything that isnt approved by her they get a lecture about how they are "meat eating savages"
>by a month or so in the others just tell her to fuck off so she resorts to throwing out ALL meat products and other non vegan approved products out of all of their fridges at night
>full shitstorm ensues so she tells the accommodation staff that they are being "disrespectful towards her beliefs and practices" trying to insinuate they were hating on her because of a religion
>all her flatmates end up getting into trouble as the accommodation staff told the university
whats your flatmate stories anons?
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>>34137600
Damn, that's bad. Guess I'm lucky enough to not have experienced that problem, but I would report her citing that what I eat is my choice.
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Why is your best friend a girl if you are posting on /r9k/?
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>>34137672
he never said his best friend was the vegan girl moron
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Being high on weed makes the pain go away.
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>>34137519
where do i get weed then
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>>34137577
from people who deal or grow it. get connections, it's ez, just talk with people you meet outside of your house, like in the parks, who are young and hip. talk with them about shit, about yourself, just make a convo, and when the moment comes say "could you help me out, im searching for some dope", thats it. he could say hedoesnt know anybody etc, then you 360 and walk away. just kidding, then you say you gotta go anyway. Search for normies and shit, better search for psychedelic youngsters, they know where drugs are at.
dont do weed, better do shrooms, thats the real deal, the drug of the drugs that shows you life, the real life.
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>>34137519
it's true. but it makes it worse when you run out.
w-what do you do when you're thirsty for cum
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>>34137336
Fap furiously because I don't have a cute trap to cum in my mouth
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>>34137336
Post where you live silly!
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YOU SUCK ON MY DICK
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How do I stop being a fat fetish degenerate? And don't say suicide.
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>>34137311
Gonna neef some sauce.....for reasearch
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Replace it with a new taboo like IR and raceplay
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>>34137311
I like fat chicks and its a pretty normal tier fetish, thats why drunk dudes usualky go for fatties. Consider yourself lucky opie
NOW GIVE ME GODDAMN SAUCE ON THE PIC