just a reminder that if you birthday doesn't fall within september-december, you cannot be a robot
>>34137900
Why is it suddenly everybodies birthday today? Idk how many threads i'v seen
>>34137900
November here
>Youre a valentines day fuck baby
Feels fucking bad man
>>34137900
>>34138000
>>34138044
Checking these fantastic digits
>>34138044
everyone is technically a fuck baby
>>34137900
Mine is in February.
>tfw even failed at being a robot
>>34137900
October, reporting in
tfw most robotic birthday
>never celebrated my birthday with friends
>25 December
Why should i celebrate day, when i touched vagina with all my body? Literally worst day of my life, gosh.
>>34138451
This is the most robot birthday by far. It must suck, plus less presents when you were younger.
>tfw March
>>34138000
those noice trips
Why is that lad?
>>34138552
because it's a recurring trend that successful normies are born within january-august
>>34137900
>tfw September 16th
Just recently I figured out that me and my older sister almost have the same birthday (except 3 years apart) because my parent's anniversary is nine months before September.
Basically I always see December 3rd as our conception day... NOOOO!
>>34137900
Is that a 30 series John Deere?
>>34137900
>tfw january 26th
>tfw was a birthday bang
>tfw was an accident
>>34138644
One day after me, lad. What year?
>>34138845
1993 man
23 now...ugh
>>34138871
1994, mate. I share your feels.
no, august is most robotic birthday. people born in august are less successful because they usually start school too early for their level of development, and therefore do poorly in early years of school which makes them do poorly throughout school, worse career prospects afterwards, etc. poor early socialization compared to peers that sticks with them for life
t. august birthday
>>34139093
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-15490760
>The IFS research showed August-born children were 20% more likely to study for vocational qualifications if they stayed on in education, and 20% less likely to be at a leading university compared with a September-born teenager.
if you were born in august, THIS is the reason you are a robot.
>Born on August 29th
>>34139093
This
Born late in the year means that you were always bit younger than others in your class/sports team/whatever (assuming that people were separated according to birthyear into different classes). Others had more time to develop and thus were more likely to yield better results, and thus more likely to be labeled talented and given special attention that would lead into the gap widening even further.
I was still always the best/among the best in my class even though I was born in November but not can say the same and those kids might've ended up shafted not to mention the effect it might've had on their confidence going against older kids and losing.
Just look at the birthdates of major league players for any sport and you'll see that born early in the year= more likely to make it to the top.
>>34138644
i was born september 14
1997