/britfeel/

>>34137661
only just got out of bed really

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>>34137661
Who has lad?

Weekend if for lazing about

Also first for the great Harry Shippers

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If you have a waifu, you should post her

If not, you should post an animu girl who you find to be cute and then we can debate which is cutest

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>>34137738

Shipposting really is a way of life

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>>34137791
Gondola is my waifu.

>finally start doing work
>flatmates start blaring shit rap music

>>34137661

it's so cold outside, I don't really wanna go to our annual work party

>implying im faggot enough to wear a coat over my attire

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>>34137791

Do shipfus count?

>>34137791
>29kg
having a light girlfriend must be amazing

>>34137791
>bust size
>no frame size
Fucking hate this. I want to know her bra size

I've finished work for the day. Bought some ingredients to make a tikka masala. No time to marinate in though, or I won't start cooking while after ten. Trying it in the slow cooker.

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>>34137791
No waifu yet for me.

But this is a real qt pie.

Lads should I do a dental nurse apprenticeship?
I don't have a degree so this is probably the most solid career choice I can make that pays well

afternoon chaps, what's shaking?

im chilling to the classic electro and drinking my usual tyski and smoking reefer

my birds been moaning at me about my drinking, only been with her a month wtf is she playing at? also she's a bit of an SJW and I'm woke as fuck so that's awkward, who's got big plans for tonight?

>tfw mah son lee can't have cheese

>take a poo
>it feels like I'm shitting out sharp rocks
Everytime

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>>34137791
here she is, real qt

>>34138064
HI PEOPLE
AN TODAY
AM BACK COOKIN AGAIN

TODAY IM DOING A BOILED BEEF

*BREATHES HEAVILY*

SO YOU TAKE THE MEAT AND YOU PUT IT IN THE WARRRTOH
THEN YOU ADD
GURAVY GRANUALS

>>34138055
drink more water
eat more fibre

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>set alarm for 10am
>sleep through it and wake up at 4:30pm
>5th day in a row that I haven't seen sunlight

Ah yes.

>>34138171
What time did you go to bed?

>>34138194
1am, I fell asleep closer to 3 or 4 though.

>>34138171
I saw sunlight for the first time in 4 days yesterday. It was pretty fun, I was pissed off that there wasn't any snow like I was promised though.

My sleeping pattern is a mess so I end up setting an alarm for 10- 11ish and then falling asleep at 5am, waking up because of the alarm and almost immediately falling asleep again.

>>34138171
If you want to reset yourself don't go mental and try to do it with little sleep, instead go to bed slightly earlier.
I was going to bed at 5am, waking at past midday, so I went to bed at 3am, then 1am the following night, then 11pm and I was waking up at 8am like a normal human.

>>34138220
Have you tried taking benadryl? That always puts me right out.

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>>34137791
here you go. waifu and qt in 1 imo

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Who here is bad with money?
>spent 140 quid on fast food in a week
>went out for mcdonalds for lunch
>about to order a dominos tonight with garlic bread, wedgies and diet coke to watch my figure

does anyone have the pepe that's similar to the comfy pepe but the face is more exasperated, tired and lizardlike?

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>>34137791
Not sure if I should fap or not, lads. I want to, but at the same time I don't. I guess I'm asking for good sadpanda links.

>>34138261
No, I'll give it a shot. I tried using weed to help but that was useless since I just lay in bed having voices shout at me kek.

>>34138333
Yeah, if you're using weed I find you need to smoke a few hours before you want to go to sleep. Of course, it's different for everyone.

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>>34138313
I pre-ordered a Switch yesterday so yes

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>put a few queens heads in your pocket and meet me at the pub

who /aloneonsaturdaynightagain/

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>>34138448
Always
I'd enjoy going to the pub with you lads for a few rounds.

>>34138332
https://exhentai.org/g/1012911/00bae2e6c2/

https://exhentai.org/g/1009997/d5faed069b/

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>>34138320
This one? It's a reptillian not a pepe though.

>>34138494
no not that one

the one I'm thinking of has more spikes and stuff coming off it

>>34138333
I can hook you up with some melatonin if you're near me lad. I am having proper success with the stuff. One helps me drift off. Two and I am dropping off within half an hour and the sleep is really restful. Occasional vivid dreams though.

>>34138448
Obviously lad.

>>34138487
>loli
I appreciate I'm a weirdo, but I can't really get off to this.

>tfw still stuck in East Devon
>tfw roast chicken for tea though
Nice

Contemplating whether or not to go out for a walk later tbqhf

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>>34138064

Do you like my fan art lads

>>34138595
nice bit of OC,lad

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>>34138503
This one?
oreganfo

>>34138595
where do you think we are Lee?

>>34138619
no no, sharp crusty spikes coming off his face

he has a face like he's just seen sunlight for the first time in a while

>>34138636
I've got 646 pepes in my folder, if you do a rough sketch I might be able to find it

>>34138595
Ah nice pic of lee done your way.

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>>34138320

Not this one is it?

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>>34138619
GET OUT OF HERE REPTILE SCUM!

>>34138482

I don't know why but I'd like to go bowling with beers

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>>34138636
Is this the sort of comfy pepe you mean?

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>>34138684
>>34138656
>>34138721
it's like this but with a different face
lots of spikes
and a tongue sticking out if I recall
crusty looking

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>>34138636

It's definitely not this one, its so rare i doubt you have even seen it before and its not even my rarest.

>>34138750
post rarest

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Haven't seen this posted anywhere else

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>>34138732
was it this face
?

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>>34138792

I'm looking at it now and it does not feel like the right time to share it.

hope pic related will satisfy your needs for now

>>34138511
Where are you lad?

Original post tbqh

>>34138864
Got any OC?
Orig

>>34138852
no no

it has the comfy plaid thing in it

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CHECK YOUR WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE!

whats the right answer /britfeel/

>>34138864
pretty please? maybe just half of it as an appetizer

>>34138902
>tfw you'll never face fuck sophie turner

>>34138893
>>34138913

That all folks'

just member'd where a pepe bot operates, I'll go praise kek and post results

>>34138888
Lincs

I went to town today, ask me anything

>>34138984
Did you see any slags?
What did you do in town?
Why is my mum such a cunt?

>>34138984
did you sperg? nose raped by city smell?

>>34139016
not that guy, mom is woman so is cunt, thats standard pack

>>34139016
>Did you see any slags?
they were all slags, or wearing hijabs, but still slags.
What did you do in town?
stood around waiting for my mum n sis to buy shit. I only went for some disposable dishes to eat oats from. got some boot polish too.

Why is my mum such a cunt?
mums are not perfect, far from it, theyre just ordrany people with ordrany faults.

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>tfw no /pol/ gf

Is there a worse feel?

>>34139019
>did you sperg?
I don't know what the definition of sperging is.
but I avoided all conversationts to avoid doing the sperg

>nose raped by city smell?
always...

Was gonna get stoned tonight lads, but think I'll get drunk instead. Prolly wake and bake around 6am.

Is this good plan lads?

Wut all the /good lads/ doing tonight?

>>34139065
>I only went for some disposable dishes to eat oats from
are you planning on sharing those oats with your family members? or are you going to keep those oats for yourself like a greedy little pig?

>>34139101
Going to study til 10 then down a bottle of vodka.

>>34139104
im afraid I only have enough oats for myself brother

>>34139107
Study what lad?

>>34138902
Fuck off you sweaty bitch. Get back in the kitchen

That should shut her mouth up.

>>34139097
remember my worst nose rape: bus station, waiting under china restaurant ac that pumped on my face months of yellow sweat and cousine. i laugh at shit fields but this almost made me crumble
what was your worst?

>>34138261
Is Benadryl over the counter and does it actually help? I've tried zopiclone (temporary fix) and herbal remedies as well as melatonin and pillow sprays. No good really. I sleep very lightly and am up several times in the night. How I envy those who can sleep through.

>>34139118
Some compsci bullshit for my exams. Although it's pointless anyway since I just make a load of notes and then immediately forget everything when I've closed the book.

>>34139101
fuck all planned
just cracked open a beer, am always high though desu

>>34138902
yeah still there

>>34139132
both times it was standing next to people, both brown. one was breathing garlic on me, the other had that special scent. had to stop myself from being sick.

never really been bothered by industrial smells.

Opened up the old facebook for the first time in well over a year or so. Interesting to see how people have got on, looks like everyone who was mates in uni are still friends with one another.

Pretty sure I'm the only one who's grown away from everyone haha.

>>34138852
If anyone has a right to REEEEE it's the last Zaterran. Poor bloke never catches a break.
MK1
>Super mysterious secret character, hardcore AF

MK4
>His ending is just him getting killed effortlesly

MKX
>Flat out tells the young whipper snappers to respect him and they laugh in his face

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>>34138902
>>34138941
Is it wrong to like Masie?

Also Cunk.

>>34139101
Hoping the Shipman Cinema Suite will be playing that Helter Skelter documentary later on and we can all have a bit of banter.

Anyone else been thinking back to horrific memories of child abuse here? All my bad memories make me depressed but the good ones hurt because I know I'll never be a carefree ten year old with a solid family nor will I be as happy as I was then in the future.

>>34139223
I can understand going for Diane Morgan. She's attractive in a mature sort of way. Cunk is so retarded for my liking, and Masie looks like Sid the sloth.

>>34139259
It's affected me for life, but for the most part specifics are lost to history. They occasionally come back in flashbacks and stuff though. The sexual abuse was bad but the whole environment was fucked really. My parents probably fucked me up as much, if not more. They deny responsibility to this day too.

>>34139260
Isn't she one of those man hating sorts?

>>34139295
Who? I've been discussing three people

>>34139294
I'm sorry you went through that lad, mine was never sexual but physical and mental. I regularly saw domestic violence my mum suffered from her boyfriend and it fucks me up because I wish I could of done more but the reality is I probably couldn't of done more

>>34139259
Yes, I've been thinking back to school and all the teachers who were arseholes to me despite me being the best behaved hardest working swot in the class.

Looking back now I'm not sure why they were pricks because I'm pretty sure I was a teacher's dream student, since I'm the age a lot of them would've been at the time I'd have loved to have me in the class. Think the ones who did hate me were also the ones who encouraged the Chav bullies like they weren't just going to end up being drug abusing retards.

>>34139359
Forgot to add this was about as horrific as it got for me so sorry mate I can't relate.

>>34139259
my dad was constantly high or drunk

I just wish I had a normal family, no use self pitying I guess though. I managed to get an education and pull myself together

>>34138902

I refuse to let you become an oppressor, you might not understand now but its for the best. sweetheart

>>34139341
Yeah, IKTF to a certain extent. One of my mum's boyfriends came at her with a screwdriver but she kicked him down some stairs. To this day she still goes for drug dealers and abusers. We don't speak that much anymore; I keep trying to help her but she doesn't listen and worse, screws me over intermittently. It's just not safe to have her in my life really, and that's a shame.

>>34139377
>>34139388
>>34139399

Jesus Christ what a sequence. Praise be to Kek, the Frog Most High

>>34139377
It's not a pissing context, thanks for sharing

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>>34139377
>>34139388
>>34139399
Gor blimey

>>34139403
I'm only 19 , and I've had to remove her from my life since I moved to my ( non biological ) Dad's. I've not seen her in 4 years and I miss my half brother who is now 4 and a half and I have a baby sister I've never met. The guilt haunts me

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>tfw made the mistake of reading Poley's blog
What a wreck of a human bean.

>>34138888
You don't need to be "hooked up", you can just buy melatonin in a store.

>>34139468
Hmm. It might be worth corresponding via post or possibly Skype? It would be a shame to miss out on the kids growing up if you actually care about them.

>>34139469
I don't want to give him the (You)s - what are some highlights?

>>34137837
this!

originalioni

>>34139501
Maybe but I'd have to go through my mum and I always end up angry at her when we have corresponded because she plays with my emotions by guilt tripping and twisting the situation to make her look the victim

>>34139487
Oh cheers anon I've never heard of the stuff before.

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>>34139501
>what are some highlights
wants to slit his wrists because he got a bad haircut and he's dad bought him a kebab

>>34139259
Ayy!

>dad is a violent schizophrenic paedophile from a rough city
>my mum was also violent
>parents moved from Manchester to Taunton in 1981 because racist
>had my sister in '89 and me in '92
>used to beat me, lock me in cupboards and wash mouth out with soap when I was as young as 3
>had to watch and sometimes get caught inbetween parents physical fighting
>mum and dad divorced in '95
>mum took me and sister to Manchester women and childrens home
>met a guy called Frank
>he used to beat me and my sister, swung us by our ears until they bled
>dad found us and took us to Exeter
>sexually abused me, physically abused me, mentally abused me and verbally abused me
>used to go crazy a lot, heavy drinker. extremely violent
>dropped sister off at cop station in June of '97
>I'm with this crazy bastard until late '98
>go into care
>am withdrawn
>I molested kids when I was a kid (even living with my dad)
>my foster dad cheated on my foster mum so there were a lot of fights there
>foster dad has punched me on occasion
>I tried to fuck foster sister
>killed her hamsters and a dog
>pyromaniac
>thought about mass murder a lot
>thief
>vandal
>I attempted burglary once
>zoophillia

When will I find normie ending friend
Any britbots want to end normies with me?

>>34139547
You know she will do this. Just tell her you're not geting roped into it/ she's fooling no one etc. and that you want to keep the kids in your life. When it happens just let the words wash over you. She's being predictable and you are prepared. Her words mean nothing.

There's also the hardmode option. The four stages of reconciliation:
>She acknowledges something went wrong
>She takes responsibility for it
>She establishes a plan moving forward that precludes a repetition of her past behaviour, and proves herself to you
>You might, in time, forgive her

>>34139578
I don't know whether disgust or pity is more appropriate with that person

Saw a girl at a gathering the other day who I haven't seen for over a year.

Used to talk to her every other day while we were in uni and were moderately friendly with each other. After a year apart she barely remembered me and couldn't even remember my name.

Not sure whether or not she was taking the piss.

>>34139602
I might have to go hardmode, thanks for the advice anon

>>34139636
You're welcome. But remember, the first three stages are her. The fourth ONLY is you. You can put the idea to her or whatever, but she has to do the work. That's a big part of it. Unfortunately you cannot make her be sorry and want to atone.

Got new wireless headphones and managed to pair them with the transmitter but they won't appear on my pc. where's dr shipman when you need him

going to the shop in hopes that the qt is in I'm too much of a sperg to even talk to her fucking kill me lads

>>34139622

Probebly was m8, maybe trying to seem 'non-sha-launt cool'/ feign social butterfly amnesia

Just so fucking lonely, lads.

Wouldn't be so bad if I had any glimmer of hope for my future but I don't. It's all so shit.

>>34139771
To be fair she did have loads of friends and travels a lot. Since I hardly hung out with many people she was probably quite a big part of my week and I was hardly nothing in hers.

>>34139783
we all feel you lad butt least we all have each other

>>34139754

start with something simple

*rolls eyes*

>working on a Saturday night, i know that feel.

you might have to lie to get your pecker wet

Going to my former oneitis' birthday night out tonight, I'll do well to not go back to orbiting her.

>>34139810

She could be the key to a new social group, are they the sort you would gel with? If so- invite her+entourage for a piss out... saything this though she may not be sexual intrested if nothings been pushed on her end, I may be wrong though given you've only let on a couple dozen words on the sitch'

>>34139868
I got tricked into going out with a friend a while back on the premise I was just going to give them a lift. Ended up spending about 4 hours watching him act like an orbiter listening to a girls problems while he goes on about how much better for her he'd be and what a prick her bf was.

It had been a long time since I'd seen someone act like that. He also had no chance with her, from my non-drunk point of view I could see she only invited him out to have someone agree with her while she moaned about her bf.

If I have anything going for me over when I was young it's the ability to clearly see when a girl has absolutely no interest.

>>34139868

Gosh, be glad your aware of orbiting her- if theres nothing stopping you from making moves on her then why not go all out, who knows you might even punch her cervix with your penis (or atleast open the door to later meets, play the mid/short game- the long games just gonna end you up in her gravity well)

>>34139077
>no /britfeel/ bf

>>34139077
I doubt they want some poof who posts crying anime girls

>>34139937
>>34139868

>>34139937

Certainly a note worthy experience- anecdotal none the less.

How many are going to this party bud? House or outer (or airhop?)

2001 space oddity for movie night lads?

>>34140086
Good God no. It has no banter too it, the chat would be dead

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>>34140048

>/britfeel/ femanons are either a myth or destined to lurk

This is your chance /britfeel/ femanons to let yourself known!

>>34140086

Movie night is dead

desu

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>>34139868
I'm looking for a bf, are you south-west?

>>34140164
woops, also don't orbit and find a new slut
>>34140048

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>>34140164

I wish you were real...

oregarno2

>>34140164
Im in south west looking for a gf ;__;

It was discussed before that we'd watch another biopic or documentary. Charles Manson's Helter Skelter was put forward. I'd like Jiro Dreams of Sushi or that one about homeless people living in a large abandoned train tunnel.

>>34140164
Bristol here
not gay though, fucking despise anime too.

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>>34140103
>>34140213
>femanon
>gf

>>34140265
What if you just lived under my desk and blew me as i browsed r9k

>>34140237

Alright m8

been to that 'Meat' join today, 15 quid for bufflowings and a milkshak. Almost a rip off but best milkshake I've ever ad though...

Lads, how hard is it to just be yourself?

>>34140291
No idea what you're on about 2bh. Is that new?

>>34140293
You can easily be yourself. Doesn't mean anyone will like you for it

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>>34140278

Would you reward me?

>>34140317
But you're British. You're on top of the fucking world.

Don't think I've ever been through a McDonald's drive through and not been served by a complete mong.

>>34140293
>Tfw BPD/ DID and have no sense of identity/ several if the spltting is severe enough
Pretty hard

>>34140304

Just across the road from the Canteen/heart of stokes croft. Yuppie as fuck but I like its aesthetic

Unfriendly reminder that faggots and animecunts have completely destroyed this thread

*mic drops* I'm out.

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>>34140323
>brits
>not bottom of the barrel

>>34140323
You just reminded me of some old relatives I was chatting to recently. They talk like Britain's still the sort of super power who can tell places like China what to do.

Think they might be stuck in a 70s mind set and we were on the downhill slope back then.

>>34140345
Don't really go to Stokes Croft, is that the Full Moon? Or something with "Moon" in the name?

>>34140325

What do you expect? They hire anyone... almost
>tfw denied interveiw

I think it was Bill Hicks who said think of the average person... half of people are stupider then that

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>finding one more Jammy Dodger in the packet when you though there were none left
truly a holy moment

>>34140319
plenty of cum for you to eat as long as you do a good job

Must survive and live a life I don't loathe.

>>34140374

Just up the road, opposite direction from the Bearpit. Full Moons alright though for the shesha/pizza combo while going out for drinks

Never actualy met a robot IRL. I did meet a /news/ lurker once though

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>>34140323
>>34140350
>>34140358
>tfw brits have the worst genes in europe and everyone rightly makes fun of us for it
>tfw we have no culture as a nation

Made my own tikka masala using paste. Got to be better than one full of ghee and shit flakes right? Health wise, I mean? Dunno about flavour but we'll see in a couple of hours. Hopefully it'll be cheaper and healthier. No cream in it, coconut milk instead. No oils but for what's in the paste.

>>34140470
but that's not what every Brit I've encountered tells me.

Was that just banter?

>>34140470

>worst genes

Yea sure, if your a fucking prole

>>34138902
Sophie has stated repeatedly that she's into black guys.

>>34140496
denial coping mechanism

>>34140481

Pop a bay leaf in there too, chilli powder for just a slight kick and some mono-sodium-glucosomate (Any asian market/shop will have it)

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>>34140521
>sophie
>into guys

m8

>>34140086
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone for movie night? It's got plenty of banter, it's comfy af AND GCHQ will put you on a list when one of you faggots starts talking about Hermione. It's got it all!

>>34140551
if we go on a list for comments, then us that watched the shipman doc are fucked

>>34140537
I'd love to pop some chilli in but I'm cooking for fags who won't handle it. Bay leaf, you say? There's about 90 mins or so left in the slow cooker, wap in in you reckon?

>>34140577
The only list I'm on is a referral list for Harold's surgery in Hell

>>34140578

With the leaf, defiantly- and even a small pinch of chilli flakes will give a very mild warmth, not enough for some pansy to get upset about

GL chap

>>34140521
>>34140539
>applying your perversions to someone else
Source me, poofs

>>34140610
Ta very much, will do it now

>>34140577
when was the shipman doco, I don't think I would watch that on my own

>77
memes be upon him

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>>34140639
It was a week ago today. Still crossing my fingers for another. Also wasn't a doco, but a dramatisation. Not brilliant but fun to watch as a group. The script and at times poor acting only did pic related

>>34140551
>It's got plenty of banter

I don't know man it is a childrens' film

Surely there must be other, better options

Like Demolition Man

>>34140695
It's a solid film m8, fuck you.

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>>34140551
>tfw too intelligent to enjoy Harry Potter

>>34140621
>>34140539

lool furious white boys

>>34137661
Can someone post the K-ON picture at the top left please?

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>>34140754
delivering desu

>>34140750
Shut it, paki

>>34140596
me too brother, will see you in the waiting room
>>34140639
last week, was good desu>>34140670 is right it wasn't the best acting but it was a fucking great night

>>34140728
Maybe it's time to stop watching childrens' media out of nostalgia

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>>34140745
Just chill out and get comfy lad.

>>34140099
chappie would have some bantz

https://youtu.be/lyy7y0QOK-0

>>34140799
I'm already in there desu but it's empty. Just lurking vainly for the time being.

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>>34140829
tfw she will never sit on your face

original commento

>>34140814

Any anime for that matter

>>34140844
we goin back to the same room for 1 tonight?

>>34140864
She could be proper fit if it wasn't for her weird style

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I wonder...hmm

Can't stop calling my cat gay, lads

>>34140864
i fink u freaky

I know some of you are sad and gay enough to do this, which posters do you ship?

>>34140864

Plently of Crusty Punks identical to her in Brissle will do that for a fiver and a bumb of ket m8

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>>34140900
REX THUNDERKNOT STRIKES AGAIN

DESU!

>>34140897
is it to keep to good boy's away

>>34140864
at half mast looking at this hot mess

>>34140908

no

pics or still gey

>>34140910
I ship myself with lenposter if that counts

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>>34137661
Bossy aka mr cuddles is 10 months today, lads. We're going on Paki patrol in a minute. I got him a cheeky bone from pets at home for him to have when he gets back.

>>34140900
>He will never mount and cuck your waifu

>>34140881
Sure, but I don't have admin rights so until the fella shows up we're restricted to 5 minute clips.

For those wishing to join, it's:
cytube with a . after the tu and then /r/brook-medical-centre
Passwords is shipman

>>34140910
ship anon and himself

>>34140968

10 months!? Looks like a fucking goliath already, keep feeding him those farmfoods steak chunks fella

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Any of you lads ever heard of this?

"Instructions for American Servicemen in Britain" was a handbook issued to US soldiers stationed in Britain during World War 2. Because of the United States' existence as a mostly neutral party until the Japanese attacked it, they were subjected to a great deal of propaganda from Germany encouraging them to turn their backs on us because of our differences. The handbook was issued as a countermeasure to that, to help American soldiers conduct themselves and understand the differences between us, and view them in a more positive light so the German propaganda wouldn't divide us.

Cracking read. A few highlights:

>Don't be misled by the British tendency to be soft-spoken and polite. If they need to be, they can be plenty tough. The English language didn't spread across the oceans and over the mountains and jungles and swamps of the world because these people were panty-waists.

>The British don't know how to make a good cup of coffee. You don't know how to make a good cup of tea. It's an even swap.

>A British woman officer or non-commissioned officer can and often does give orders to a man private. The men obey smartly and know it is no shame. For British women have proven themselves in this war. They have died at the gun posts ... When you see a girl in khaki or air-force blue with a bit of ribbon on her tunic--remember she didn't get it for knitting more socks than anyone else in Ipswich.

>about five separate mentions and reinforcements of the point "DO NOT INSULT THE MONARCHY"

Link to the full text: http://www.hardscrabblefarm.com/ww2/britain.htm

>>34141023
is this the thing that told americans that the british were okay with black people and to not start autistically screeching at the first sight of a negro?

>>34141023

Interesting, thanks chap

>>34140086
Dungeons and Dragons (2000) m8

Frankly awful movie, and it's glorious because of it. Thora Birch completely phoning it in, and Jeremy Irons overacting to compensate enough for the entire cast. It's a masterpiece of sheer awfulness on par with a perfect replica of Michaelangelo's David sculpted from shit.

Endless banter potential.

>>34141107
I've seen it before and Jeremy Irons absolutely chews the scenery. It's brilliant.

>>34140781
Thanks senpai, I remember making a Christmas wallpaper out of the one last year

>>34141006
Glad you like him. He's a Presa Canario import and expected to be about 9 stone fully grown.

>>34141033
Mr Cuddles has been socialised and is quite friendly..if you're white, lad. He just really hates non whites for some reason.

>>34141107
A good anime movie might be good. The Castle of Cagliostro anyone?

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>>34137661

Anyone else listen to Technical Itch? Working through progression threat three right now and flippin' loving it

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>>34137661

Harold Shipman's birthday is today, he would have been 71.

Press F to pay respects

>>34141278
RIP our dear friend. You will be missed

>>34141278
don't understand this idol worship tbqh

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>>34141300

>Euthanised lonely robots on request
>Doesn't understand this idol worship

>>34141300
Shipman was a forerunner of assisted suicide, something that's still not allowed in this country.

When euthanasia is legalised I sincerely hope Dr Shipman is posthumously pardoned.

>>34141278
Any pic of old shippy smiling? He always looks so down in the dumps?

>>34141107

We should really hold a vote.

Are we all set up for it or do I need to get on setting up the room?

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>>34141417
a bit like dis un ere

waiting on mate to make gis fucking mind up before i miss my train

>>34141179

DESU, Jack Russle's are my thing, but that looks like a very expensive breed- hope you make a lot of happy memories/dosh off him/her :)

>>34141592
waiting on that poz load lad?

>>34141179

(ever plan of fucking her when the missus isn't home? training her to do so? dog blowies are top notch apparently)

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>>34137791
I don't think there's much debate to be had m8

>>34141278
F

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>>34137791
Waifu posting in a brief break in between working. I just want this to be over

>>34141748
What's eating at you, lad?

>>34141796
Just got uni work to sort out that I've been putting off. Now the deadline is drawing nearer

>>34141300
The Great Barrier Reef is dead.
The ice caps are melting
The country is hideously overpopulated
Shippers bumped off people who served no purpose, thus adding to the preservation of planet Earth

Honestly, I can't for the life of me figure out why this day isn't a national holiday. The man is an absolute hero.

Saturday, /britfeel/ is a dead I.E a lie- if you people have lives/friends to hang with of friday then you all fakes and posers fuck you

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>>34137791
It would seem that someone has taken up posting megumin in my absence.

>>34141822
You'll be alright, mate. I spent my first two years of uni doing all my projects literally the night before the deadline. I adjusted that to a week before the deadline in my final year. Flying by the seat of your pants works if you're good enough to pull it off.

You'll manage.

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>>34141417
>>34141557

Yeah, although this is the only one

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>>34137791
posting

been reading a bit of a raunchy book for my english lit assignment next month, not sure why they decided to set it for us

>>34142088
Because all literature has value, even if it's poorly written smut.

>>34142149
it's not all that bad in honest

I'm reading Birdsong

>>34142031
Good to hear. I doubt I'm good enough to pull it off "flying by the seat of my pants" as you put it, though.

>>34142149
What about the book I wrote 10 years ago about a man who kills his family so he can masturbate without being interrupted?

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>>34141981
I want to fuck that witch

>>34142187
Never underestimate the motivating properties of the "do or die" moment. You're good enough, or you will be, because what other option do you have?

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>>34142208

I want to watch her pissing into a vase

Oh wait, I am, lol

>>34142194

Still a better love story than twilight lmao

>About 15 boards to do with anime
>Shitheads still decide to post that faggotry on this board, in this specific thread

Just fuck off already you stupid dickheads.

>>34142194
Self-study. Automatically has merit as an observation of human psychology.

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REEEEE uprising when?
The time of retribution must come soon

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>>34142254
ANIME IS PART OF BRITFEEL CULTURE

>>34142238
I did pretty well the other day. Only managed to get 3/4 done though

>>34142327
Nothing to worry about then m80.

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>>34142254
nowt wrong with that lad. and it's not like the threads fucking full of it is it?

>>34142275

I don't watch anime for the same reason I don't shoot smack. Its a really bad life choice FUCK transporting 2 coming out ahhhhhhhhhhhhh can't wait

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>>34142254
Y-yea haha

fuck those anime cucks

>>34142364
It's just starting which is the biggest issue. I keep distracting myself, I purposely got myself banned from a game I keep playing to stop myself playing

>>34142270

'Reeee' is a retarded meme

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>>34142451
Fuck off normie. REEE is our life

>>34137661

I currently live in Boston, and recently inherited a house in Merthyr Tydfil. I'm seriously considering moving because this has got to be the single worst town in England, but on the other hand Merthyr Tydfil is probably the worst town in Wales.

>>34142497

t. came to /r9k/ in 2015 because reddit said it was a virgin safe space

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>tfw no skank negro gf

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BEEP BEEP
coming through
oi! what you fookin looking at m8
I'll go on strike if you're not careful

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You lads gonna get Sniff Gear Xrd Rev 2? They're actually doing it as a DLC update for once, rather then forcing you to buy a 3rd copy of Xrd.

>>34142568
Sell the fucking house in Merthyr, mate.

I worked in Whitechapel for a while, and one of my colleagues was a lad from Merthyr. He moved to fucking Whitechapel and maintained that it was like moving to Mayfair by comparison.

>>34142674
>Whitechapel
Worst part of London tbqh

>>34142674

>Muslim infested shithole
>Like Mayfair in comparison

No matter how bad Merthyr is, and I've never been so don't know, it can't be as bas as pole infested boston

>>34142711
That's my point, lad.

>>34142568
Do NOT move to fucking Wales.

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>>34142634
> skank negro

i won't let you talk about my waifu that way, snaggletooth

>>34142652
Are they always striking about the company wanting to get rid of jobs that don't need to exist anymore?

>>34142729
Alright. It's your mistake to make.

>>34142765
Yep, one of the lines actually drives itself but it only does it one day a week because these cunts winged about being obsolete

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>>34142751
Fine, I'll use a better example then

Fuck how do you describe Emma Rossum and why is she so hot?

>>34142801
What's their excuse for doing jobs that aren't needed?

>>34140397
my bank had a plate of jammy dodgers out for some reason.

natwest

>>34142855
>Oh she looks pretty cute
>engaged to a muslim
Dropped

>>34142869
"If you don't let us do this job that isn't needed we'll all strike and bring the capital to it's knees"

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Bit gutted about film night lads. Might run one for next week though if there is interest. We can all have an input on the film and get the banter bus back on route.

>>34142805
>>34142751
>>34142634

Does anyone else in /britfeel/ have a negress gf?

>>34142950
No gf. But I did have a short term fwb thing going on with a negress.

Blowjobs were bullshit but the riding was insane. Also constant drama.

>>34142950
I don't think anyone in /britfeel/ has a girlfriend so I doubt it. Half of the posters seem to be bent anyway

>>34141853
>The Great Barrier Reef is dead.

I heard that's not true and its a natural cycle of it dying off then coming back. dunno if its true tho

>>34142950

I don't think I've ever spoken with a black lass except when they try to sell me a big issue.

>>34142999
It's not dead but almost ninety-nine percent of it is bleached which a big issue
Nice trips

>>34142801
>one of the lines actually drives itself but it only does it one day a week
sounds like bullshit m8, I know the DLR is automated but that runs seven days a week

still needs staff to manually lock and unlock the doors between stations though

>>34143032

Nobody gives a fuck. The only way people will ever care about our environmental impact is is cows, pigs or chickens are under threat.

>where do you see yourself in 5 years time

what do they mean by this?

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>>>/x/18523262

>>34143084
>The London Underground's Victoria line, opened in 1967, was the first line operated with Automatic Train Operation ATO.

The city of Townsville...

IS UNDER ATTACK

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>>34137661

Lad, do you think Shipman is smiling in the main pic of him?

The beard hides his mouth, but the facial expression give a hint of smugness.

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>tfw the single hottest JAV idol is only ever in the absolute worst videos
Yoshikawa Aimi, why must you have such a bad agent

>>34143236
>tfw your fave JAV idol retires

>>34143236
>tfw you fav JAV idol is only in four videos and they're all basically the same

Anyone else in debt with payday loans?

I've been rolling over my debt with a few companies for a long time and I currently owe just over 32 grand. The interest is so high that the debt is going up by 137 quid per day.

It's not good, lads.

>>34143236
Either you sign yourself over to the Yakuza or you take the few shitty gigs they don't have a chokehold on.

>>34143286
Why'd you take them out?

>>34143286
Looks like you're just gonna have to sell your stuff, buy a plane ticket to another country and start a new life

>>34143313
Got a date and took the girl out.

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>>34143264
I miss Anri Okita too lad.

>>34143327
>he took out a payday loan for a woman
This can't be real. Did she at least nosh you?

>>34143327
How did you get 32 grand in debt taking a girl out?

>>34143344
She's really fit but I don't think I've seen a video with her in that was good

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>>34137791
first time posting waifu be nice lads

>>34143327
Fucking liar tell me what you really did

>>34143374

What a shit waifu, you think that just because there is a MAGA cap on her she's a good waifu?

I'm a Trump supporter myself and I find this repulsive.

>>34143353
>>34143358
It started off as just 500 quid.

Booked up a hotel too. Was sure I was going to get laid. Met her on OK Cupid and we texted for weeks, got really hot and heavy, seemed like it was really going somewhere and I was really going to lose my virginity.

Took her to a wine bar and we had a bottle of wine then she just awkwardly went home and she never answered my texts after that.

>>34143414
no I think she's a good waifu cause shes cute

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>>34143433
>Took her to a wine bar and we had a bottle of wine then she just awkwardly went home and she never answered my texts after that.
Fucking hell, lad. You're an absolute cunt

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>>34143369
The series of
>handle 10 minutes of wanking and sucking and you get to creampie her
she was in was the tits.

True though, most of her videos are not great. Jap male talent is really shitty, which doesn't help. Seeing them just slobber and groipe tits for 20 minutes is a put off.

Ai Uehara is my new favourite. She is sexy and cute, and looks and acts great in all of her videos. She is heavy on the gangbangs, which I don't really like. But she does unique and unusual stuff which always turns out to be hot.

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>>34143442
>he thinks cuteness qualifies a good waifu

>>34143374
Why is a maga cap your waifu?

>>34143433

How the fuck did 500 become 32,000?

>>34142899
not hard to outsize that...

>>34143507
Massive interest rate

>>34143433
Just declare bankruptcy ffs

>>34143433
There is no way you can pay off this debt with 137 quid interest a day. No one could. Just trash your credit score by declaring bankruptcy

>>34143561
This. Not that harx and i doubt you own property or the like.

>>34143433
>500 squid
You know for a quarter of that you could of just hired a whore right?

Any brit cyborgs in a relationship that they are 'settling' into?

I use to love the girl im with, but mow im more comfy than in love. Shes talking.about a future with kids etc, and im okay with it. I want that, I just dont love her anymore. Its not a bad relationahip, I just feel like work im stuck here and dont really want to look elsewhere. /Blogspot post

fucking hate my mam. every single word that comes out of her mouth is filled with either pent up hatred or belittlement. if only i wasn't a fucking timid little runt with no confidence or self-esteem from years of teasing and bullying then i would absolutely fucking smash her fat fucking face in. so many times i've convinced myself that she'd stopped hating me but now i just can't block out the hatred in her cunt voice. not my fault i'm fucking autistic

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>need UCAS reference from tutor at uni
>ask him before Christmas
>send a follow up email at new years
>still hasn't completed it, can't pay for UCAS application
>mfw deadline is tomorrow and I have no way of contacting him

fuck me lads this is it, i'm fucking finished

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>>34137791
cba anything today, just going to stay in bed with laptop and keep wanking/watching speedrun.
>>34143374
>>34143442
she be a daughterfu, not for lewd.

>>34143561
>>34143596
My mum told me that bankrupts are the worst people, I'm not doing that. Ever
>>34143707
Yeah but I want my first time to be real

>>34143750
why don't you love her anymore? I would stay with her if you're in a stable relationship though. maybe go to a therapist.

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>>34143374
>his waifu is a hat
You literally can't make this up

>>34143894
>mfw deadline is tomorrow and I have no way of contacting him
Tried calling the uni....

>>34143932
Is 30 grand "real" enough for you?

Is movie now happening? If so, where?

>>34144094
Department is closed at the weekend.

Called him on Friday, said he was in the middle of writing it. I fucking hope he does it before 6pm tomorrow.

>>34143894
>tfw completely forgot about the deadline and I'd be called a twat if I asked now

>>34144129
nah doesn't look like it. not this week anyway but maybe next week according to>>34142945

>>34143932
Sex is not the end all that media hypes it up to be lad. It is certainly not worth fucking up your life to the level you have.

>>34143932
>37,000 because he tried to have sex with someone and failed
Fucking hell

weyyyyyyy lads!