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>tfw you posted your tits on /b/ when you were 15
>tfw it's literally your fault some men fapped to cp
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>>34147498
>15
>cp
Get out americuck
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>>34147498
why are you on do not disturb. Someone seems upset.
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>>34147498
15 huh
>origamaisufamalama
>tfw no traditional, high IQ east asian gf to create superior mixed race babies with
>tfw surrounded by ugly white/black women
This is truly hell
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>>34147475
If everyone had an Asian gf there would be no more wars.
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>>34147475
I'm still a virgin because I won't stick my dick into a white or black girl.
Area where I live in is 98% white, and downtown is only black. :(
Just kill me, senpai.
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>>34147475
>high IQ
>traditional
pick one.
how can you tell if a boy likes you at a store?
i know it's hard to tell, but how?! basically i just went to a hardware shop to buy a lightbulb, i brought the one from home with me, and i know it's the easiest thing ever (i was wearing a harvard sweater so not sure if he was laughing at me for not being able to pick THE most easiest obvious thing) but.... i was basically standing in like 30 minute same spot for a long long time
he didn't even need any items in my section but he kept browsing the place next to me? like keeping his eye on me meanwhile...
and i took like 30 min more to google and keep comparing / looking at the diff ends for the lightbulb flood light and after i was done, i turned around and he was looking right at me from his place in line. lIKE WHY?!!?!?!?! NOW ITS JUWT ASDLKFJSDLKFJ AHHH
and like he just looked at me w/ this STRAIGHT DIRECT STARE and i could feel his gaze forever. like it was neverending
what does this mean? am i stupid?
lmao
basically hes super hot and like.. he walked either towards his car or down the block (as i was driving i saw) so it means he lives nearby? i hope!! either way pls lmk how can one tell if someone likes you? do guys look at girls they like for like.. a piercingly long time / way? if so i'm going to that hardware store 100000000 times a day and just working tehre because he's so hot and i'm pretty cute and i think we'd be a cute couple. ok.
PLEASE TELL ME HELPPPP =(( HES SO HOTTTTT he was wearing like this... camel? tan? light beige/darker than light beige but slightly camel leather type of hood sweater, and black pants, and black shoes (i cant remember if it was black shoes because i was trying not to look at him cause if so id see him looking at me but it was obvious) ahhhh
HEEEEEEEEEEELPP HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?!!??!?! l m a o!
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er camel color
not camel
leather
*
edit typo eeks
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nice bait faggot, do you think we're stupid or something?
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>>34147417
if i tell you you'er smart will you pleaseeeeee tell meeeeee?!?!?! :D
I NEED TO KNOW!!!! ;-; ahhhh hes so gorgeous like i didnt even know.. i mean i knew our neighborhood was filled with cute chads but like this was way too out of my league and control and im like melting now. he just kept looking at me from the minute i came in, to the very freaking end???? ah... what does it mean?!?! :( is he laughing bc im not aharvard student but he thinks 'wow this harvard girl cant even choose a lightbulb properly luls' and memeing inside his head.. OR does it mean he likes me?? how?
basically just tell me this
lest say you see a cute girl in a store
do you stare at her or no?
do boys do that? or do they NOT look? ugh.
fucking iw ish people could speak with their eyes :(
i just wanna be bff wif him hes so hot <333333
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anyone here had a prostate orgasm? What do they feel like?
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like there's a part in your ass and everyone's masturbating
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>>34147373
Who is this sauce pls
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>>34147511
julia i think, shes the goat
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>ywn be a genius 200IQ anime character with a brilliant capacity for logic and who is always 10 steps ahead and can come up with very intricate plans on the spot
I'm feeling chuuni all over again.
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>ywn be that and also not a sociopath manipulator with delusions of grandeur
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>playing right into my hand
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>>34147367
Exept he was some 12yo idea of a genius. Overly intricate plans that had a ton of failure points, emotionally immature to the point of making simple mistakes, yet building contraptions to protect his notebook that most likely wouldn't work irl etc.
Basically some "genius" for 120IQ wannabe smart brainlets to self insert as
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http://www.ricepuritytest.com
Post results
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>94
What is it higher you are the more "impure" or what
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I got a 93. I'm not sure what that means :(
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The higher you are, the more pure. So the more stuff you've done the lower it is.
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>dad found the cum container
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>tfw you had a cum container when you were 13
>that smell
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>>34147314
well yea, why'd you put it on his pillow?
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>>34147314
Don't talk that way about your mother.
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I tried the duck walk and all it brings my bony body is pain edition
MEPS in 3 days I'm fucked.
Share tips and discuss YOUR future today.
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>>34147299
>all dubs
>no hope
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>>34147299
>joining the military
>dying in some other guy's war for barely minimum wage
>not the ultimate cuck
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The duck walk to just to see if your spine and joints are fucked up physically. It's probably just painful for you because you're out of shape and not used to squatting
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>Just emptied around 30+ half gallon large piss jugs into my bathroom
>The fucking smell
My apartment smells like god damn death
Please help me
How do I get rid of this fucking smell, it's spreading everywhere
I already have all my windows open and it's freezing
Please make it stop
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>>34147277
Maybe you should piss in the fucking toilet next time
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>>34147277
Pee all over the house
The sterilizing agents in your fresh pee will eliminate the odor from your old stinky pee
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>into my bathroom
you fucking robots make me sick
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Can we get a depressing music thread? I want to listen to my feels. Post anything that exemplifies dread and hopelessness
I'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEI3enWSZuA
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>>34147272
>Inb4 shitposting
Patriot game by Liam Clancy is fucking sad.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee-uNg86JcE
Pretty sad
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>>34147272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIdjev2jo2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKKWWOCkBgc
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>tfw when you will never trust jesus or god because they are jews
>tfw when you hope there is a greater gentile god
>tfw when you with all your might want to wage war on the jews
>tfw when you don't think you will ever love them
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>>34147167
>a greater gentile god
may i interest you in paganism or chaos magic
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>>34147204
what's chaos magic?
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The gentile God is problematic if you choose to believe in the Jewish war God.
If you are a true christ follower, you will only follow the NT.
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how the FUCC does anyone actually get hard for vagina?
shit is ugly
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>>34147142
ugly benis is more aesthetic
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>>34147142
>cherry picking
I would still pound that desu.
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>posts pic of some gross hairy vagina
You're dumb.
join the /r9k/ discord, be sure to bump
we chillin and shit here
https://discord.gg/hahSYCa
also here is a link to a rabbit stream
https://www.rabb.it/doggodies
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bump
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this is actually really comfy, been there for a week now.
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>>34147136
bump
>>34147187
Just by the way this fucker types, I know it's him. He acts like such a little faggot I wish pefi just banned his ass.
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Have you ever made your wife watch and masturbate while you fucked a black girl?
https://xhamster.com/movies/2670544/husband_fucks_black_slave_and_wife_masturbates.html
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I could have sworn that was a chimpanzee sucking dude off...
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>>34147129
Why would I make my wife watch me fuck a gorilla?
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>>34147197
>>34147211
its like its the same person shit posting
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Sup /pol/
Am I white?
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>>34147057
no i can see the poverty in your face. are you from romania?
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>>34147088
Nope, not Romanian.
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J-Jesus?
Jews aren't white anon