>dad found the cum container

>tfw you had a cum container when you were 13
>that smell

>>34147314
well yea, why'd you put it on his pillow?

>>34147314

Don't talk that way about your mother.

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>aunt found the smegma fryer

>dad found the stocking stash

>sister found the cum curtains

For me it's a towel i have lying directly in the open, on my desk. Everyone sees it and doesn't suspect a thing. Sometimes i deliberately smear ketchup, mustard etc. on it during eating to make it look like just a cleaning rag.

>anon found the dead horse

>grandpap found the precum extractor

>coroner found the cum cache

>janitor found the semen centrifuge

>safety inspector found the large hardon collider

>ancestor found the musk mango

>step sister found the penis protractor

>mom found the butt cucumber

>exterminator found the nigger nest

>father found five finger fister

>police found the toddler thorax

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>mommy found the pooubliette

>daughter found the semen mountains

>>34147314
>cops found the weed walrus

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>Ramon overlook the semen ingots

>papa found the penis piston

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>grandma discovered the jizz jumpsuit

>jackie kennedy found the pieces of her husbands head

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>oneitis found the cum tribute

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>uncle found the family onahole