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Hello, wagecucks.

You're up past your bed time! What are you doing tonight? Drinking yourself into oblivion wasting your hard earned money to try and feel like you did something fun? Enjoy your hangover tomorrow. Remember, it's back to the grind on Monday, unless Mr. Shekleston calls you in tomorrow.

I just got approved for disability and SSI, I'm getting over $20,000 in back pay over the next few months, on top of over $1,300 each month after January.
Thanks for the NEET bux!

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I just want a 5'1", blonde hair, blue eye, petite, punk rock/grunge, straight edge, 18-22 year old, New Jersey Devils fan, caring, funny, sweet, submissive, Chinese food liking, college drop out, dress wearing, Seinfeld watching, qt 3.14 gf.

Is that too much to ask for?

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where are her new nudes? who have them? I demand those pictures to be post in this thread

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Hey anons just a lonely night and I feel like ending it! They took the gun out of the house so that's a no go. I've been through so much the closes people to me let me down(family).I was homeless thanks to them at one point 19 years old. Their advice "get over it.""can't hold on to the past forever Anon". Like everything's cool.my girlfriend at the time left me when I was at the verge of being homeless saying I didn't have time for her. I almost killed myself got addicted to drugs and was hospitalized. Now I have a place to live, new girlfriend, and will be returning to college in the summer. But I feel so empty so alone. Im here lurking...thinking bout killing myself...I'm sorry anons but I had to get that off my chest.

For anyone else that wants to get anything off their chest please feel free too in this thread

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Message to all normies

Listen normies get the fuck out. Your memes are shit and you don't make good points. Please go back to instagram and ifunny and let us be. If you think you are like us then answer the following questions

Do you use social media for memes?

Do you use for emojis?

Do you not know what a normie is?

If you have answered yes to any of these questions then your a normie fag. Learn our ways or get out. We dont want you here

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She said yes!!! see ya robots

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TRAPS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NOW

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anybody want nudes of this chick?

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Who else /missed opportunity/(ies) here?

>high school
>cute girl who is kinda shy is really into me
>flirts shyly
>always look at her with a blank face
>[real human being starts playing]
>this goes on for some time
>she gets her friends and come near me, not to talk with me
>then she starts talking loudly about the boy she likes and starts to describe me
>her friends keep looking at me to see if I react
>[and a real hero... hero...]
>this goes on for some time
>in class a friend of her goes loudly "Oh, you like HIM?" and looks at me
>I look at her with a blank face
>I go back to doodling on the table
>these "advances" go on for some times, I do nothing
>PE free class, everyone in the gymnasium talking, I'm sitting alone
>her friend comes to talk with me and invites me to talk with her group
>the girl is in this group and she starts talking with me like "finally you're talking to people" etc
>her friends slowly go away
>she gets really close to me, like centimetres from my face, starts talking about how beautiful my eyes are
>I do nothing
>she is visibly disappointed
>advances still go on
>substitute history teacher class
>gets us all out to the patio, make a circle, says that we can ask him stuff about life, etc
>then the girl just asks "teacher, there is boy I like but he's really shy, what do I do to make him notice that I like him?"
>And THE entire fucking class looks at me
>I have a blank face while I stare at nothing
>[real human being intensifies]
>shit goes on till the year is over

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IM LISTENING TO THE ZOOTOPIA SONG AND EATING

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>tfw no qt 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 gf

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How often do employers actually call your references? I don't have one for my previous job.

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If you're an atheist, why not kill yourself? You have come to the conclusion that life is just a series of random loud noises. Why hold on?

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IT'S TIME FOR THE DATING TIER LIST, RACE AND ETHNICITY EDITION, NO NEED FOR DELAY LET'S GET STARTED

S-Tier (Perfectly high quality)

None

A-tier (High quality, inconsequential drawbacks)

Latina
African
Eastern European

B-tier (High quality, consequential drawbacks/Mid quality, inconsequential drawbacks)

Middle Eastern/Arab
Hispanic/South American
Aussie
South East Asian

C-tier (Mid quality, consequential drawbacks/Low quality, inconsequential drawbacks)

African American
East Asian
Western European
Indian

F-tier (Low quality, consequential etc.)

White American
Asian American
Aboriginal

Discuss.

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i jus did milky