I just want a 5'1", blonde hair, blue eye, petite,

Yes. Now crawl back into your hole.

You just described my gf except she's a pens fan and hates Seinfeld as much as I do

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>submissive
>gf
I want a green eyed blonde haired dom who transforms into a leather wearing catboy

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>>34153822
FUCK YOU NORMIE

>>34153826
>hating Seinfeld

>>34153853
IM NOT A FAGGOT I WANT A REAL GIRL NOT A """""girl""""" with a """""feminine penis"""""

>>34153894
Jewfield is garbage. Improve your taste.

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I just want to be loved by someone.

Anyone.

I don't care about race or gender or fucking species.

Please hug me.

>>34153789
Litterally yes that is too much to ask for. We don't get to ask for shit my friendo.

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>>34153967
THERE IS NOTHING TO IMPROVE

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>>34153894
Hey! I'm not a normie. Thats my secret. im always robot.

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I just want a fox wife.

>>34153826
>>34153894
Anyone who doesn't like Seinfeld is either underage or one of those edgy serious cunts that roll their eyes at everything.

are you ok with ur gf having a dick?
hmu

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>>34153981
I love you anon.
We love you.

>>34153789
Hello Taylor Powers.