Hello, wagecucks. You're up past your bed time! What are

>>34153859
Neets are getting gassed during the rapture

>>34153859
>this is what NEETs actually believe
Sure. Talk to us when you're fifty and unfulfilled. Perhaps, you'd have already killed yourself by then.

>>34153859
>I just got approved for disability and SSI
How? I've had to apply for disability twice and got hung up on when I tried to call about getting SSI.

>>34153859
To be honest I would be asleep if the degenerates in my building weren't sitting in the hall blasting music. I fucking hate normies, there is an entire floor of this building with no residents meant as a common area but they decide the hallway is the right place to blast music.

>>34153885
>unfulfilled
I get thousands of dollars for the rest of my life, all due to wagecucks like you. I'm sure I can cross some things off the bucket list before then. ;)

>>34153859
Enjoy never having a gf.

>>34153918
How many have you crossed off so far?

>>34153918
You never will. You'll just sit on your fat ass, browsing /r9k/ and getting fatter. You will only dream.

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>>34153897
I applied for SSDI in December 2014, but I guess it automatically applied me for SSI too. I hired a lawyer. It took 2 years, but fuck it, worth the time to wait to be a NEET forever and avoid wagecuckery.

Oh, and I live alone and don't pay rent. Must suck to be a wagecuck, but thanks for all your hard work going to me.

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>>34153920
I already have a gf, sounds like you're posting your own securities m8

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>>34153959
Actually, my main boards are /ck/, /news/ and /tv/. Mainly /ck/.

>>34153936
In my lifetime? Not many since I live in an area that's poor as fuck and all the jobs are low-paying shit that barely lets you pay bills, let alone get stuff you want or god forbid save up enough to move anywhere else.

Not now though! Thanks again, wagecucks.

> $1300/mo
What's it like being poor OP

what ailment got you approved? I have schizophrenia is it worth applying?

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>>34154141
What's it like being stuck with bills forever? I live in a really poor area, so $1300/mo goes a long way. I'll be getting more, that's just what I get from wagecucks like you.

>>34154119
Yeah, that's the story of most welfare recipients sadly.

Welfare dollars are predominantly given to poor backwoods areas where they help to perpetuate a cycle of poverty and misery. The unfortunate truth is that people use welfare dollars as a springboard to a successful life far less than many on the political left would hope. Best of luck to you.

>>34154173
Not going to say what disease (non-communicable), but chronic pain is involved and there are "psychiatric issues" too. Schizophrenia is worth it, but only if you've been diagnosed and you know you can't work with other people or alone.

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>>34154221
Thanks, I'm going to finish my degree starting with the next Fall semester. I will find something eventually. Or, I might move somewhere else since I can get free housing literally anywhere, a place with a better job market.

I live near the Tennessee border, not in TN, but close. Take that as you will.

>>34154376
>since I can get free housing literally anywhere,
not him but i thought section 8 had wait limits and shit and wasnt guaranteed?

>>34153859
how. how do I do this. i'm fresh out of high school considering college and I don't wanna be a wagecuck.

>>34153885
oy vey! nothing fulfils you like obligation, schedules, subjugation and stress

>>34154376
Personally I'd recommend moving somewhere else after you finish your degree. It sounds like that would be a very good idea.

All joking aside I sincerely recommend that you use state aid to finish your degree and sustain you temporarily until you can find a vocation that you enjoy and that can give you a quality of life that welfare can't. I can tell you honestly that it's better to have a job that you care about and to make a lot of money than to just subsist with hours of time that you end up wasting.

>>34154435
just lift really heavy shit a lot and fuck up your back real bad and apply

>>34154406
Section 5? HUD? There are wait times, yeah, but I live in a place with no rent so I'm not in a hurry. Guaranteed if you wait long enough.

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>>34154468
>than to just subsist with hours of time that you end up wasting.
holy fuck i'm not even a neet but this is just pure delusion. just because he doesnt have to slave all his time away to his boss doesnt mean he's "waiting his time" like what does that even mean? He could give himself a schedule and routine still and wake up at 8am every day if he pleases and go to the library and just lean whatever the hell he pleases. just because he isn't wagecucking doesnt mean he is wasting his time

>>34154469
i don't wanna fuck up my back though, I'm a cute twink and i've got many years of strenuous gay sex ahead of me

is there another way?

>>34154563
take every drug at once. then bang your head against the wall really fucking hard till you black out. if your survive you will be fucked up enough to be deemed mentally ill no doubt

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>>34154468
>subsist with hours of time that you end up wasting
I did that even when I was a wagecuck. Most jobs gave me too much stress and anxiety, not to mention made me really tired. I'm definitely finishing my degree with aid, there are scholarships for people like me thankfully, I will just have to find a suitable job/location/salary to convince me to stop accepting the NEET bux.

>>34154406
look at
>>34154469
This, hurt yourself "accidentally" or get sick. Maybe go with an injury just to be safe.

>>34154548
Sure he could. It's just that most people don't.

>>34154617
quoted wrong person, meant for
>>34154435

>>34154598
I'm really smart and talented though, and I'm a genius jazz pianist, no joke. I can't fuck up my head. Something else maybe? I'm clinically depressed and anxious, will that cut it?

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>>34154563
Feign mental illness, worked for me

I have a legitimate, documented obsession with collecting Pepe pictures.

>>34154646
how do I hurt myself accidentally without ruining my delicious body

>>34154617
how did you convince the SS interviewer that your too fucked up to work alone?

>>34154690
I'm actually mentally ill, see 34154661how do I go about getting neetbux for that?

>>34154690
what did you feign? was it difficult? will a psychiatrist buy up whatever you tell them or do they actually get suspicious of bull shit easily?

>>34154661
try falling in love with an aspiring actress and then having your relationship crumble after you join a traveling band. then after she makes it big and leaves you, you can start your own club like you always wanted. worked for ryan gosling.

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>>34154661
Ask these questions to yourself:
>Why can't I work?
>Does a physical impairment prevent me from working or doing daily activities?
>Does a mental impairment prevent me from handling money, work with others, or make me unable to focus or concentrate?

If you are really a genius, like me, you can figure it out if you work towards it enough. Do some research and use Google. If you think you have a good case, get a lawyer and fake it til you make it.

>>34154771
i'm not sure what to make of that. you trying to reference something?

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>>34154701
Concentration and memory issues.

>>34154732
Exaggerated most things and I avoided the topic of disability (which your lawyer would tell you to do), but I kept appointments up for the whole two years, occasionally missing some. Yes, anxiety and depression were common topics. Make up a story about getting raped when you were little if you have to. Nobody will ever know.

>>34154831
it's the plot of the movie la la land

>>34154807
>I can't work because I'm too depressed
>I do have this thing with my heels where the fat under my skin just sort of goes all fucky and it causes me excruciating pain
>I am addicted to stealing cash and small things, i'm socially awkward and I have actual ADD

All of those things i guess, and I don't know if I'm an actual genius, I meant I'm just really good at music and can't risk losing that.

Please try and help me out, I can't work for the man. I've taken a job at a local shop run by the oldest jew there is, his last name is Schultz for god's sake. He pays me $10 an hour to clean his store and do computer stuff, but my parents still pay all my expenses, so it's ok for now.

>>34154891
(he's a jazz pianist in the movie)

>>34154891
thanks
im an actual music genius though, i wasn't joking about that

>>34154873
Ohh! Oh! I was actually abused when I was a child! This is perfect. Do I have to tell them who it was though?

>>34154873
>I avoided the topic of disability
So DONT tell the psychiatrist you are interested in getting bux ever? Surely after a year or so of seeing them they would be alright with it?
>Make up a story about getting raped when you were little if you have to. Nobody will ever know.
they don't try to contact family before a diagnosis? what about the social security office? i was very confident they actually try to investigate you a bit.

>>34153970
You hired a lawyer with what funds? Mommy right?

>>34154212
That absolutely doesn't go too far even without bills, poorfag.

Hey OP if you're there I'd love to ask you some questions.

I've been thinking about doing this for a long long long time to be honest...

I have severe social anxiety issues. I was bullied pretty much every single grade in every single school that I've even go to my entire life. All I've ever wanted is to be left alone.

Can you tell your story of how you went through all of this?

>>34154907
i wanna go see that movie now, I have a huge crush on both ryan gosling and emma stone

i disagree with that brown gentleman though, jazz is not at all about the future, it's about jazz

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How do I becone a NEET? I hate working desu

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>>34154947
>DONT tell the psychiatrist
This part. They are usually against people getting disability benefits, so telling them isn't going to help you. Even worse, if you told them and they made note of it, that could potentially harm your case.
>investigate you a bit
They won't contact your family or investigate child sexual abuse that happened too many years ago to matter. They do request information from someone who knows about your disability, and I went with my mother, but didn't tell her about the sex abuse thing so she will never find out.

>>34154895
I can tell you right now, depression doesn't do much for a case. You need a reason that you CANNOT work. Depression is just too common.

>>34154932
They would probably ask and you could tell them if you wanted. I opted for just saying it was a family member of a friend.

>>34154979
>You hired a lawyer with what funds? Mommy right?
No funds. The lawyer gets 25% of your back pay for disability, if you win (not SSI). I guess that could differ with different lawyers. If you don't win, they do not get any money. Pretty good incentive to help someone with their case.

>>34154998
Hmmmmm lots of projecting going on here hmmmmm tell me how you're so successful while being on /r9k/? How do you know $1300 doesn't go too far without bills where I live? It's way better than minimum wage BEFORE taxes.

>>34155011
It's been a long two years, not going into too much detail, but as I said it's for both physical and mental problems.

>>34155118
Get sick in your body or in your head. Or fake it til you make it.

>>34153859
>1300 a month
>comfy

NEETS will defend this

>>34154009
"And what does your husband do?"
It must be pretty awful knowing that in the long term the best you'll ever be is her embarrassment. And her money.

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>>34156216
Who said either of us want to get married ever? She lives separate and does work online. We meet up and fuck sometimes. Life is good.

>>34156209
>comfy
I don't have to waste my time with some job, driving to some job or spending money on food to eat during an unpaid lunch at some job. Rich, no. Comfy? Yes. And that's not including my other streams of income.

>>34156164
Did you stop seeing your psychiatrist right after getting bux? Wouldn't that come off as suspicious?

>>34156381
I literally just found out I won my case about 12 hours ago. I'm going to continue seeing my psychiatrist. My lawyer sent some information saying that they would probably do an investigation on me within the next 3 years to see if I'm still disabled (normal). I go to doctors for free and get medicine for free, so it's really just travel costs.

Stopping altogether for a long period would more than likely hurt me, but I do need treatment for my disease, especially when I get flare ups.

>>34153859
>is happy of being disabled

Now that's the whole problem. You're inferior, yet you see it as a positive thing. No!

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>>34156576
How much you gonna make a month?
Does it feel good scamming the system and feeling purposeless? Sounds comfy desu.

>>34153859
>it's back to the grind on Monday

I'm sorry Mr Neet, but I think you are starting to lose track of time. Monday is a federal holiday; most people will have it off.

I know the days can blur together as you work on your novel, but you might want to keep a closer eye on the calendar.

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>>34156617
Wrong, I acknowledge my disabilities and welcome the money. I'm not working, I might as well get paid for it. Speaking of which, get back to work so you can pay for my NEET bux, wagecuck.

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>>34156650
While that is true, I have also worked that holiday (and most holidays) every time I had a job in my adult life. Enjoy your single, paid day off - it's the last one you'll have for awhile, wagecucky.

>>34156645
Considering other sources, it's closer to $2000/mo but that's including non-wagecuck income. Nothing on the books so I fly under the radar.

>>34154009
>>out

Originu

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Sometimes if I allow myself to shut my eyes enough whilst still being awake, I can for a blissful few seconds in my half awake state, imagine that the wadded up mass of filthy blankets I am clinging to is a woman who loves me back.

I hate my life
Have dreams like this all the time
Any lucid dreams I am lucky enough to have are of me loving somebody

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>>34156817
Sounds like a shitty life, Hitler. Change your attitude and it will help you attract a woman or maybe feminine male.

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>>34153859
This is a lot of tendiebux, again.

Why do you do this?

It really hurts me. Its not a meme anymore. You are going out of your way to insult me.

>>34153859
Enjoy being poor as i code every other day and make almost 100k

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>>34157391
So you're an independent worker or make a salary? That's not wagecuckery at all. Nice work.

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>>34157386
It's an unfair world, anon. Be inspired and motivated by my success to better yourself.

>>34153859
Is the uncle remus thing accurate where if you get committed for a few days they fast track you through?

>>34157615
Maybe. The more serious a case, the faster it will be accepted or denied.