Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 10955. page

File: 1477652539332.gif (1MB, 500x374px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 500x374px

Femanons,
what are some things a guy (relatively chad-ish) could say that would make your heart flutter/skip a beat/etc.
I want to tell this girl how I feel. I know she's liked me before, but she feels distant now. I want us to be closer at least

File: Jellyfish.jpg (758KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

758KB, 1024x768px

I always find it funny when fatties try to take the moral high ground against drug users on this board. They sit there and talk about how they are against "degeneracy" but they are just as degenerate as the pot smokers and other users.

Fatties are just as addicted to food as most drug addicts are to their drug of choice.

Fatties will try to deny this

File: C2fcTY-UUAAPjCo.jpg:large.jpg (60KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 800x800px

where do you fit on the waifu compass?

File: 1436798621350.jpg (80KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 500x500px

>Girl I used to know is in relationship and I never speak to her, but is friends of my friends randomly deletes me on facebook and I just found out
Why? I never spoke to her or anything, I never post statuses etc.
Why do people go out of their way to do shit like this, how is it that I am so unlikable that people would do this?
>Send someone a friend request
>Get marked as spam so I cant send another
I was only going to send one anyway but wtf man?
>"Friends" never want to talk to me, and its impossible to make new ones
>People generally talk to me like im a piece of shit
>not ugly, dirty or rude. really fucking depressed and lonely though. no one wants to interact with me

I think I'm just really unlikable, I have no idea why. I get closer to killing myself every day

File: IMG_6936.jpg (31KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 306x306px

>go to steam
>look at the game with the most hours played
>multiply it by minimum wage

File: 1444879402356.jpg (131KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1280x720px

A woman can never love a man that hates himself. A man without any self-confidence or sense of self-worth is the lowest scum to a woman. Only the mentally ill women that fetishize kicking a weak man while he is down could ever take interest in him.

An otherwise identically shitty man who is confident and has a strong ego has a far greater chance. Only through doing the mental gymnastics to convince yourself that you are valuable despite the existence of so many millions upon millions of human beings better than you can you avoid the suffering and shame of hating yourself and having others hate you for hating yourself, and instead that crushing feeling will be replaced by indigence at how others can't see your "truly valuable, unique qualities that surely have gone unappreciated," so you will rationalize it to yourself. Ignorance is bliss. To know and understand and be unable to forget your actual lack of worth is to suffer.

File: Pepe 533.jpg (44KB, 709x765px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 709x765px

anyone else feeling like they are gonna to loose it all and go insane?

File: starship.png (33KB, 1634x1046px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 1634x1046px

WHO CARES THEY'RE ALWAYS CHANGING CORPORATION NAMES


please fucking respond with anythiG

File: Helpme.png (734KB, 720x706px) Image search: [Google]

734KB, 720x706px

REQUESTING IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE

I'm on the bus and two qt3.14's got on and sat in front of me. The blonde turned around and smiled at me but her friend is really tall and intimidating for a chick. She's easily 5 inches taller than me.

How do I chat up the blonde while not having to deal with her she hulk friend?

File: 1395174775001.png (58KB, 200x179px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 200x179px

>see a shrink
>took IQ and EQ tests
>IQ: 138
>EQ: 7
>she asks me about my relationship with fantasy, we go down that line of conversation
>diagnosed with SPD after a few visits
>but she says I am the most self aware and outwardly normal person who fit the diagnosis she had ever encountered, she says she has a lot of fun with me
>tell her I don't really see much of a point in further treatment, it is who I am and my coping skills are sufficiently developed to overcome most of the negative life consequences of being a schizoid retard
>long story short I have a date with her this Sunday

how the fuck does this shit even happen, i didn't even think i was trying to court her yet i got a fucking date
I have literally never held a girl's hand before, never spent time alone with a female outside of an academic/professional environment
someone tell me what to do

File: doug.png (251KB, 391x362px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 391x362px

Are sjw's even real? If so has anyone like actually encounter one? I live in a small town so id like to see if its actually as bad as people say it is.

File: blrblrblrmummy.jpg (78KB, 880x586px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 880x586px

how to find ledy to look after me

left my job and become neet i hav no frens but rely need prety ledy to tek care of my needs

File: fatjack.jpg (75KB, 737x758px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 737x758px

>just finished my bi-monthly visit with dad
>went so horribly
>when I got home I binged on some chips, hummus, bread, ramen, energy bars, chocolate milk, strawberries and blueberries
>I was having such a good week, too

we're not gonna make it.

fatbot feel thread

File: 1483047662642.jpg (35KB, 442x279px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 442x279px

>tfw lying in bed and no one beside you

File: 1484605489207.jpg (435KB, 1281x2095px) Image search: [Google]

435KB, 1281x2095px

ITT: Anime girls you want to literally shit on your face and in your mouth and pee on you too

I would eat every bit of poop that came out of this girl's butt, and I'd also inhale all of her farts and drink her pee and lick her asscrack clean whenever she demanded it