>tfw lying in bed and no one beside you

>>34248020
thanks for reminding me you cunt, like i didnt want to kill myself enough already

Don't worry man, i'm sure one day you will have a cute girlfriend. You just gotta have patience and work on improving yourself.

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>another night of
>sleeping by myself

Ring cheap whore.

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anyone else hug a big squishy pillow when they sleep?

Lads I shared my bed with a girl last friday night.

It made me never want to sleep alone ever again. Havent slept properly since.

I wonder if I can telepathically sleep with someone.

I think I can.

It's the worst feel. It brings on so many emotions at once.
>tfw a pillow will never be good enough

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>>34248020
I'm beside you, anon~
Teehee is always with you~

>>34248020
With all the animated pony plushes lying on the other side of the bed, I will never be alone.

>>34249459
might buy a body pillow tbqh fampai

>>34248020
>tfw you want to have gril as bed buddy, but know that if it ever happened, you would traumatize them with your violent nightmares that wake you every night.
so what is the point?

>>34248624
t b h bf would be good too

Robot Cuddle 'n' Sleep meetup?

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>his waifu doesn't sleep next to him

>>34248624
Only if you won the genetic loto

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I have 2 dogs so I'm never alone.

>>34252680
>you have to win the genetic lotto in order to get a cute gw
Wew you may as well have given up completely. You're saying only the top, say, 5% of men have girlfriends?
Atleast try for a stronger argument.

>>34248020
Think about it this way: how old are you?
Subtact like 2-3 years from that, and that's how many years you've been sleeping alone.

Why the fuck would tonight be any worse?
That's how I cope. 21 years with no signs of change.

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>>34248020
>Have sex with guys I really like but not dating
>I go to cuddle afterwards
>denied every time because it's just casual sex, baby

Kinda spooned myself one time while he got dressed and tossed my clothes into me. Felt lonely and that's when I stopped doing this

>>34253135
I'm not sure if you're trolling, serious, or just bragging. But you're a piece of shit regardless

>>34253114
The pain of tfw no gf accumulates over time and adversely affects your mental and physical health. You just don't realize it because it's so gradual and you subconsciously acclimate to it and convince yourself that it hasn't worsened as a coping mechanism.

t. lvl 28 wizard

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>>34254008
* wizard apprentice blox

>>34254008
I might just be better at coping.
A lot of people shit talk the sour grapes but it honestly helps me feel better about my life when I convince myself all women are whores and love isn't real

>>34254112
I know what you mean. Every now and then I change my mind about sour grapes and convince myself I'm just bitter myself and fantasize about having a gf, which is therapeutic, but then soon enough I rationalize that the grapes are toxic and revert back to my normal state of mind. It's like I have to live in one toxic state of mind and switch it up with another when one becomes too excessive, rinse and repeat.

I disagree that love isn't real, though, but I don't want to go there.

>>34254315
Wew I thought I was the only one kek

It's okay to disagree. I think love is real, just not for me. Maybe I'm not worthy? Or capable? Either way it's not happening.

>>34253049
>5%

No, just the top 20%

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle

>>34254470
Forgot to mention I do feel better in some ways when I'm taking the red pill, but worse in some ways. You need to be very preceptive of how it may be making you feel worse. You need to introspect and see what damage it may be causing, because it can become a beast and eat you alive from the inside-out.

>>34254523
I honestly wouldn't mind overdosing on the red pill.
I'm so angry I've been left out of the social life that every other person my age is a part of I just want to do my own thing and die in the corner like the world expects me to.