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>>34345999
rubber gloves work well

>>34345999
>he doesn't carry a bottle opener at all times

>>34345999

Put your shirt over it and open it like a regular bottle or jar.

Or are you too weak to do this?

>>34345950

You clicked on the wrong link by accident friend. If you go up the top of the page and click /pol/ and repost this there you'll be golden.

Happy to help.

>Iberia
>Europe

pick one

>>34345950
>white culture
Nice meme! Good joke!

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>>34345915
Pour with the glass at an angle you silly cunt.

>>34345936
that's stupid. So I have to do that for beer?

>>34345936

this

specifically 45 degrees, aiming to hit the middle of the glass

once it's about halfway filled, pour it in straight up, as you do want between a half inch and an inch and a half of foam at the top

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Why are you, a white male, wasting the glorious gift of your birth, by failing to be the kind of man that women need and finding a good wife to raise your children?

Instead you bleat and cry like the little cuck victim you are.

Fix your own shit before complaining about how anyone else is behaving.

>>34345851

Look in the mirror. Why is /pol/ always whining about the low white birthrates, when they always push their "BLEACHED" meme which advocates white men fucking non-white women?

The problem is not MGTOW or white women. It's effeminate young males - and they are ALL effeminate - being little gay fags and doing degenerate things instead of starting familes. You are homos, you fuck non-white women, you so on and so forth. Almost ALL of you that badger other men for not having a white family do not have white families yourselves.

Fucking hypocritical pieces of trash.

White women are the most desired type of women in the world, literally all they have to do is stay skinny and not get fat, and even if they get fat they still are worshiped by blacks and white beta cucks.

>>34345847
>REEEEEEEEEEE I never had a gf or cancer and so I'm mad at all women and I want them gone because they won't suck my tiny dickie thing or lick my smelly and hairy ball. That's probably because I have had acne since 12 years and I have no self esteem. I also don't have job because Mexicans and women stole it from me even though I'm the smarterst of all smart pants.

>>34345935
I CAN BREAK YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN YOU FAGGOTY BITCH GET THROATFUCKED

Why do I get a feeling this post was made by an internet (((journalist))), who couldn't find anything juicy or explicit enough for a screencap.

Femdom, particularly with a Japanese onee-san

Fucking and cumming in my own ass with my penis

>>34345827
>totally unattainable fetish
but anon... it is attainable...

>>34345779
oye puta.

>>34345779
Si, en que te puedo ayudar?

>>34345779
nien

>can't even link a youtube video properly
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT

huh....? why would i not ever? lol
i've already done some of it all :D
its not even goals lol just do it! <3

>>34345767
3:37
We Are Anonymous
We Are Legion
We Do Not Forget
We Do Not Forgive
Expect Us

I'd chose satan over a dick that made suffering possible just because he was bored.

>>34345756
I WANT TO FUCKING THAT CUNT JESUS ON TE CROSS FOR MAKING MY LIFE HELL AND THEM THREATING ME WITH DAMNITION IF I DONT SUCK HIS AIDS COCK GET RAPED CHRISTIAN FAGGOT

>>34345787
How could he weed out the bad and good ones otherwise?

If humans had no free will and were all designed to be good there would be no point.

A human being is amazing because he/she can chose their path. Even you can repent and change yourself

>in toilet
>shit in shower
>toss in hand

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>>34345692
>in shower
>shit on ground
>stomp down drain

>>34345692
>piss in toilet
>get in shower
>in shower
>urge to shit
>stop water
>get out
>shit in toilet
>get in shower
>finish shower
>piss in toilet

>>34345682

My pupper is a kitty cat and he has Legg-Calve-Perthes disease. Recently he started crawling into my blankets to cuddle with me when I sleep because the pain makes him scared to sleep alone. He needs help hopping up so I stay up until he's ready to crawl in and go to sleep so that I can lift him up into the bed. Last night that was 3 AM.

We went to the vet and got him some pain meds and he'll be having surgery in a month.

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>>34345784
I don't know this feel but I hope your kitty gets better anon.

>>34345784
>the pain makes him scared to sleep alone
That says more than it should to a human.

My gf only wants to blow me and swallow.. its really hard to convince her to fuck, but I always manage. She cums when we fuck.

She has a weird fetish, she like to have bandage over her eyes when we do it.. is she thinking about tyrone?

>>34345630
I haven't fucked anyone but I can't imagine thinking of anyone else than who was doing it.
I can't even masturbate without thinking about whatever boy I have a crush on or it doesn't feel right.

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how do I get my boyfriend to stop it?

Better now than later. Maybe there is something on the other side.

>an 18 year old tries philosophy and advice

Speak for yourself champ

>>34345571
it is because all this life with modern convenience and role and design and data
everyone can see the exact trajectory of they are life if they are clever enough to see and notice
and the future is overwhelming garbage or at least filled with boring expectation and no interest of surprise

this is the great reason for suicide

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>>34345493
vids, pics, webm's, gifs. Hopefully all sauced. Post sci fi pr0n here.

>>34345493
"This ain't Star Trek"
Trust me, you won't know whether you should laugh or whether you should fap.

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>>34345661
Okay thanks robot.
Any other suggestions senpaitachi?

>>34345474
I assume you're bored?

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This is now a Duane thread.

>>34345487
How could you possibly guess