What is your totally unattainable fetish you you obsess

Femdom, particularly with a Japanese onee-san

Fucking and cumming in my own ass with my penis

>>34345827
>totally unattainable fetish
but anon... it is attainable...

sex with a woman who finds me attractive

Having consensual sex with a female.

>>34345827
Mind control of women.

>forcing a tomboy to dress and act feminine
Impossible because tomboys stop existing at age 10
Unless...

>>34345827
having a pure gf and losing our virginity to each other after a respectable amount of time dating or marriage

Holding hands with a cute girl.

>>34346096
but how? What must i do?

I want to be a twink that gets passed around by a bunch of fat old men

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Genderbending

>ywn be transformed into a girl.
>ywn experience the mindbreaking experience of your new body.
>ywn get to slowly discover your new body.
>ywn get to love the new sensation it gives you, even if you believe it's wrong.
>ywn accept your new life in the end, happier than before.

Why live mates.
Why Fucking Live.

I wanna be forced to attend an all girls school wearing a cute uniform

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>>34346626
This, and I can't even find any porn of it either.

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Slime girls, living clothes, and mind break

You niggas can do this in a lucid dream tho

Traps I guess. There's nothing good about 3D traps.

>>34346093
Do you bend it backwards to do that, or do you have some portal shit rigged up

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>>34346096
not really. I want to fuck a 100% female looking person with an attractive face and nice body + penis. Unattainable.

>>34346507
Find a girl (male) with big tits.

>>34345827

/ss/ from both points of view, the kid and the woman and Loli lezdom, being a cute little girl sexual abusing and torturing a woman.

>>34345827
grinding into a girl's ass while she wears a very expensive dress until i cum into my pants

fembots be honest. would you be down for this?

Impregnation which might as well be unattainable from where I'm standing.

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Owning a woman as livestock who has horns, non-human ears, and a tail.

>>34346860
Do you want them to be off the pill too, so they actually get pregnant, or do you just want to put your seed inside them?

Loving sex in the missionary position.

>>34346714
Go look up the Xchange threads on /gif/

>>34346714
There's plenty mate. As a genderbending expert I've found dozens of sites with plenty of content, including deviantart. Use "TG" as a keyword, that's what most people use.

>>34345827
To have a happy family and to raise successful children.

Hugging, holding hands, and sleeping in the same bed with a boyfriend (gay).

Shame I'm gross and too lazy to change.

>>34345827
To be happy.

Ooihhuhgjjdihyhhghh

>>34346714
what this >>34346923 dude says. You're gonna slide between the furry scum though.

Futanari. Full package, no vagina. So basically newhalfs. Preferably the dick+balls are inhumanly large.
Huge, gigantic asses. (think gala)
Giant tits.

Raising a happy and loving family with my beautiful wife.

Probably being genderbent into cub furry girl and being fucked by 2 other boys.

>>34347026
You can usually skim by the furry shit as long as you don't include TF.

>>34347096
Good, I'm not that degenerate

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any malevolent, male, monster like-entity. Such as predators (from predator), fishmen from lovecraftian horror, aliens from alien, hunters from l4d1/l4d2, lickers from RE, etc.

Being wrestled into submission by a cigar-smoking muscle loli after being declared incompetent by the state and having her assigned as my custodian

>>34346302
THIS
Fuck the current generation and their lack of morals

>>34345827
Muscle women/female bodybuilders
Sure they exist, but their numbers are small compared to the stick figures and fatties out there. Additionally, the ones that do exist are more interested in chads that workout and do not have very many interests besides getting swole and partying.

>>34347096
I get the furry shit no matter what.
Usually weird 12 years old drawings of muscly ones.

Whatever.

>>34347257
>>34347188
These are good tier fetishes

>>34347257
Well, thats one I havne't heard before. But it sounds hot. I think I'll fap fantasizing about that tonight and see what it does for me.

>>34347332
it's not my fault I was unwanted

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Futa, femdom too but thats slightly less unattainable. It sucks I guess, but the heap of images and doujins /d/ and the rest of the internet has to offer is not bad honestly.

>>34347188
god tier choices

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>>34347374
thanks anon, it sucks that we can never get gangbanged by hunters feelsbadman

>>34347404
I like power dynamics, and the ultimate inversal of power dynamics is being dominated by a child. I didn't come across this scenario, it was the logical endpoint of a thing I liked.

Having a mommy gf whose hairy, smelly pits and butthole I can bury my nose into.

Diapers

I mean, I can (and do) wear diapers by myself all the time but finding an attractive girl willing to put up with it, let alone take part in it seems impossible

>>34347372
How are you searching?

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>>34345827
Dullahans. I wouldn't call it a fetish but they're still pretty qt.

A slightly chubby gf with crooked teeth who constantly bullies me for having a small penis, but loves me too much to cuck me.

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>>34345827
shota master race. Boipucci is well past its ripe at 18

>>34346896
Either one will work, though the former is preferable to me
>tfw so emotionally stunted that the biggest fear of most normie men my age is a huge fetish for me

>>34346841
Yeah, I always like seeing guys cum in their pants

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no gentle giantess...
and tall girls are a thing but
they only want someone ass tall as them... if not taller

it's never fair

>>34346626
same, except with femdom

>transform into girl
>discover new female body
>get femdomed by girl I had crush on

>>34347850
not sure if sarcasm familia

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>>34345827
recently? Giantess.

I have a problem.

>>34347982
lol its not, its a peculiar kink of mine

>>34347528
Eh, I can tolerate diapers. I'm more of a fan of pants wettings though.

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>>34345827
>you will never suck Aya's fat cock

It hurts.

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>tfw no girl will ever be able to eat this much

>>34347982
in fact you should show a pic of it right now

>>34345827
>What is your totally unattainable fetish you you obsess over.
Dating and fucking a woman of my own race

btw im notwhite

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Little girl upskirt panty shots.

>>34348472
>>34348692
Would you be alright if it's just in a guy's underwear? Don't feel like ruining a pair of pants. And you're a girl (female), right?

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>>34348555
You're at the pool and this chairman gives you this look. What do?

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>>34346803
it is it's just 1 in a million

>>34348767
underwear is fine, and yes i'm a girl

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Beshine tier implants for my gf

>>34348777
>wait until all the blood going to her dick makes her faint
>proceed to rape

>>34348852
This is really lewd anon (and undies don't grow on trees), can you prove that? I don't want to do this so some gay guy can beat it off. We can exchange pics somewhere else if you don't want to post them on this board.

>>34348852
would you be willing to do it in public? somewhere where grinding is acceptable like at a club or a music festival? although you wouldn't be able to see the mess there i imagine.

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having a cute guy see past my tomboy-ness and treat me like a delicate girl sometimes

>>34349015
I'm too autistic to grind against people. Last time I danced with a girl was high school PE. You'll have to find a different anon for that.

>>34346947
I'd let you fucking my ass in a hetrosexaul way.

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>>34348757
look out fagoot, originallity coming through

>>34349052
B E
M Y
G F
P L E A S E
O R I G A M I G I N A L

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>>34349262
Does this image upset you?

>>34349052
yeah like at least 30% of /r9k/ will fit that

>>34349052
Implying that feminizing a confident tom boy isn't precisely my fetish.

>>34349332
Only in anime, not real girls

>>34349301
elaborate

>>34349361
Yeah, no, I was serious. You wanna date and stuff?

>>34345827
>>34347027
>>34347414
I mean it's not entirely impossible just unlikely.

>>34349477
You are genuinely the most disgusting thing I've seen on this site in my 12 years of being here.

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loli + long-term overfeeding
round little girl tummies make me rock hard (3d too)
>>34348588
this guys art sucks

A loving, caring gf that is mixed race with weird kinky hair to compliment my kinky mixed race hair

;_________________;

>>34349477
are those piercings? eww

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>>34349540
Thank you. I will proudly accept that title.

I want a bf to jerk off to RPG Maker hentai games with me.

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>>34349477
>>34349718
>tfw your dick is bigger than mine

>>34349477
what's that white shit on the dick? looks diseased

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all I want is a giant-sized gf to abuse me

I'm into literally anything as long as it involved a girl wanting me to do it.

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>>34349752
It gets bigger but I'm sure you're fine anon.

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dominant aggressive girls that are bigger than I am

both of those things are rare enough on their own, but combined, it's literally impossible

>>34349848
>i'm sure you're fine

MICROPENIS

you'd have lost that bet fucker

>>34349915
Size doesn't matter anyway. Honestly it's a meme. I've made women cum with just the tip. I've done the same with just one finger and i'm sure you could do that with a micropenis. No worries anon.

>>34349978
Nobody's arguing functionality, but let me find the one woman on earth that wouldn't laugh me out of the room as soon as they see it. I've already had people lose interest overnight because we got close, undressed and they realized that they'd never have a satisfying sexual life with me.

>>34349052
ogirinilasalami

gib mi da gf plis

>>34350046
If you're good with your tongue and hands you don't have much to worry about. Unless you're dealing with literal roastys and stacys. They're shallow as fuck and will always have something to say about some aspect of your body or personality. But if you actually click with someone they wont give a fuck even if you didn't have a dick at all.

>>34346806
That ain't futa then, is it? We're talking real chicks with sticks, not some fugly trap luring closet homos on /b/ and /r9k/. Bailey Jay ain't futa, he's a dude with fake tits.

>>34350150
I honestly think everyone walks around thinking they deserve something. Even if they like parts of you they're looking at the complete package, and when women look at me, they think they deserve a bigger dick regardless of functionality or satisfaction in bed.

to have sex at all

>>34350249
Does gay sex count? Be my bf.

>>34345827
Unattainable:
>Sentient ponies
>other sentient animals
>alien abduction
>other xenophillia
>Being chai boy to a military governor in the Balkans after being conquored by the Ottomans
>/ss/ and gay shota too, but I'm always the younger partner in both scenarios which makes it impossible now. I should've been a whore as a child

Semi-attainable:
>De-lezzing a dykish/tomboyish lesbian
>colonizing a cute dark black girl who's into raceplay and bdsm
>being "used" by a very sexually aggressive woman or man or animal or plant monster or demon or spirit or alien or maybe even AI

>>34350249
this

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Cousin bondage

>tfw so close to getting

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Necrophilia with a very decomposed man or woman, no protection
It's impossible

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>>34346135
i laughed and cried...
thank you anon

>>34347414
I used to do read futadom captions for random anons for awhile

>>34350443
If you successfully find a way to de lez somebody hmu, being lesbian sucks

>>34345827
Inflation
Its possible with air pumps and enemas, but you'll never be able to get your belly large and make it look like you're 9 months pregnant

>>34350682
yuri is the purest love, why would you not want that

Dating and sleeping with my twin sister.
I don't have one.

>>34350682
>being lesbian sucks
straight white male here, please trade with me

>>34350740
It's hard to find other lesbians among other stuff

>>34347038
depresing blox

>>34349718
how does she have such big tits?
is she ftm?

>>34350761
do you feel anything for guys?

because let me tell you

I have had the worst luck hitting on and falling hard for lesbians. lesbians are clearly my type

>>34350795
intersexed

>>34345827
Lesbian selfcest

>>34350675
thanks for your work

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>>34350849
Thanks anon. Anything to help others get off

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giant futa gf

I just wanna be a bottom and give someone pleasure

>>34350718
you can if you do it enough. If you're skinny you'll end up with some stretch marks but it's possible it just takes time.

>>34350802
oh that sounds plausible
thanks

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Vanilla Monster-Girls

>>34350891
I wonder what women think of futa

Is it like a total deadzone, like most cuntboys are for guys?

>>34351010
women don't like cuntboys either

women are extremely boring and vanilla

Sexual intercourse with a woman

I want to shrink a man down to the size where his mouth would be just big enough to suck on my entire nipple and feed him breast milk and when he's had his fill I will continue to bathe him in it.

>>34351018
I'm a woman, posted >>34350513
Would happily take a futa, hermaphrodite, intersexed person or even someone with no genitals at all
There are plenty of women with fetishes, you just automatically assume everyone is male until they say otherwise

>>34351018
wait, some women like mpreg right? I once met an autist who told me he was doin his master's thesis on that shit

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>>34351075
>not going even further beyond

>>34350795
>>34350802
yeah. There's plenty of others like me, it's just kind of a touchy subject. That and most people get surgery to conform to whatever sex so while we are out there. Actually finding one of us outside of a support group is rare because it's not common practice to flaunt a deformity or physical anomaly.

>>34351134
Is there a man drowning in her lactiferous ducts? Is that's whats going on?

If he was that small though he couldn't provide me with any stimulation.

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>>34351075
W E S T C O A S T
E
S
T

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>>34351236
the pleasure comes from the power dynamic

haven't you ever wanted to hurt people? even a little?

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>>34351287
>it's another unattainable fetish gets hijacked by sizefags thread

Being shrunken and taken home by a woman.
She could sit on me, use me as a dildo and any sex act she wants on me. Keep me as a pet for a few days or weeks until she swallows me alive.

>>34351266
Y E S F O R O N C E

>>34351287
Well yeah but he wouldn't have to be that small to hurt. There are plenty normally small men I could hurt even, they wouldn't have to be shrank.

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>>34351378
do you have a feminine penis? post feet

>>34351144
i actually went to school with one. she was pretty chill.

>touchy subject
yea she told me some of her problems, pretty fucked up shit. it still saddens me desu.
she was the exact opposite of the pictures you posted.

>>34351321
>literally cucked by physics
I think we have a place here

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>>34351378
>not wanting to look down and see the collective fear of humanity, everyone in the world with their eyes on you, unable to comprehend what they're seeing, unable to fight back in any way, millions of years of progress and evolution completely worthless in one moment

being so massive that you could do anything, to anyone, without question, and watching them fall in line or be erased

that's the dream

>>34345827
I want a spanking switch gf, who is both into being spanked and into spanking me

>tfw they're all super dominant or super submissive

ahhhhh why can't we have an in between?

>>34351464
Yeah we come in many different shapes sizes and types. While my particular condition is kinda manageable some others aren't so lucky.

>>34351558
you're making me curious but i don't want to come off as rude.

>>34351075
While he is bathing in your milk you could take him by surprise and drink the milk and him with it.

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>>34351510
it's so batshit retarded

why does it turn me on so much?

>>34345827

i wanna titty fuck ariel winter while she dresses up real nerdy

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>>34345827
I want to be sodomized, tortured, and killed by a qt girl and then live inside of her mind as a mental ghost bf.

At the very least, I want to be killed very hard.

It's the main thing I fantasize about. When I see a qt girl, first think I think of is whether or not she'd kill me.

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>you will never get to fuck a nipple

why even live

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>>34345827
Someone who is clingy and obsessed with me. Nothing else could validate my existence like that.

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>>34351682
what method of execution do you like the most?

giant trap gf

not insane autist giga huge, but big enough to hold my whole body almost completely in one hand

also vore

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>>34351707
Fuck catgirls, the next step for guided evolution should be nipple fucking and lots of lactation for every woman.

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>>34349052
GET IN THE GODDAMN DRESS

>>34351682
this original fetish is one you share with me

>>34351743
Swallowed alive and digested.

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>>34351766
finally someone fucking gets it

>>34351630
It's fine you can ask. Worst case scenario I'll ignore any part I'm uncomfortable with lol.

Cartoon horses mate

Some good shit, shame they arent real

>>34351769
more gentle..

>>34351835
Please, GET. IN. THE. DRESS.

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>>34351835
please wear this dress you'd look really cute

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>>34351798
The only thing missing after that is a girl able to love me.

>>34345827
Same. Except I want to be the futa.

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>>34351890
that'll never happen, sorry anon.

we're all in this together at least

>>34351799
please post more pics

your like my fantasy come to life

do you have a whatsapp or smth

>>34351799
I apologize in advance then, just in case.
whats your gender identity?

fuck I'm so sorry. back then i was always scared that i objectify her by asking those things. its just that i want to understand it better and to prevent that i behave ignorant/like an asshole.

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Draenei girls and their cute tails
>she will never choke you with her tail while forcing you to eat her out

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>>34352002
I know you deleted and reposted this you cheeky motherfucker

>>34351799
post dickpussy

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>>34345827
Have an orgy with a bunch of guys in the army or marines. Wearing their dog tags and maybe their boots or camo too. I dated a guy for like three months in the marines who visited once a month but it wasn't the same.

I feel like if severely regret it, I'm a femanon so anything is possible but if a video was recoded and went viral is just kill myself. That or I'd feel too dirty to have sex until marriage.

>>34352031
Fixed a spelling error

>>34352061
there's no way you misspelled "forcing" as "making"

>>34351766
UNF. I want to plop out those pacifiers and fuck those holes.

>>34351939
As awkward as this may seem i don't really camwhore. Like yeah I have a trip and post pix here and there but mostly it's for awareness. It's really sad that people don't know we exist. yeah it's a minority of individuals but we're completely invisible and the amount of ignorance on sex and gender is just sickening. Everyone's taught male and female for sex and that's it when in reality there are ambiguities and anomalies that occur and those people aren't accounted for.Let me stop ranting before this post gets preachy. My kik is cocoamoo
>>34351967
It's no big. I don't have one. I honestly go by whatever because I don't give a fuck. Some call me maam. Some sir. It doesn't bother me at all because technically I'm both. I know a lot of people are overly sensitive on that subject but It doesn't matter to me. It only gets awkward when people ask me because explaining what intersex is, is extremely annoying. And just saying male or female feels like lying. So i pretty much limit my social interaction to online just to avoid that whole situation.

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>>34345827
having a gf who is strong and burps loudly/often. just finding a girl who burps is way too hard by itself

>>34352091
who gives a fuck
origami salami

>>34346093
I've done it, it's alright.

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>>34345827
Getting an office job where I wear long black skirts with pantyhose and a button up shirt and having a hot boss. I'd have sex with him in his office for a raise...or at least a blowjob under his desk. I was so close to doing this at my old job. I asked about a raise (it was raise time of the year) and he shut his door and quietly said to come back in a few days after we close to discuss it. Sadly a coworker died so when I went he was crying in his office, I just said "never mind."

Also I felt bad because he had a wife and young kids under the age of 5, he was like 29 and I was 21. This guilted me for ages. I'll never know how far we went or if anyone else would find out. He no doubt has slept with chicks for promotions.

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Out of all of them it's transformation that I love the most.

>tfw will never be turned into a magical cub loli
>tfw will never be a furry futa's massive horse cock
>tfw will never accidentally enter a monster's nest and she decides to turn me into one of her young
>tfw will never be turned into a pony's diaper
>tfw will never be turned into a fleshlight/onahole for a futa to use
>tfw will never simply just wake up as a cute girl

>>34352164
>Everyone's taught male and female for sex and that's it when in reality there are ambiguities and anomalies that occur and those people aren't accounted for.
Why should we be obligated to account for every possible minority?

>>34352164
how annoying would me orbiting the fuck out of you be on a scale of 1 to 10

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Being teased and being locked in a chastity cage.

>>34352170
I have a female roommate who regularly burps and then blows it in my face.
What does she mean by this?

>>34352291
living the dream anon, I wish the girl I'm dating rn would do this. Fucking hell...

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>>34345827
As a big buff black male, I want a qt trap to beat me up and dom me.

>>34352164
yea i totally understand that. I was asking because it was a huge deal for her and she hated it if someone referred to her as male.

>>34352321
one time she was eating lasagna and then did that and it had a really strong cheese smell

>>34352229
I'm not talking about gender. I'm talking about sex. I'm not saying hey be aware of the 48276825808trillion special snowflake terms. I'm saying be aware that there's 3 sexes. male, female, and intersexed (which accounts for every single type of anomaly and ambiguity that can occur that genetically makes a person either a combination of male and female or neither (xo chromosomes) there only 1 term to know and it's so that people like me don't have to constantly explain why our natural bodies are how they are and why.
>>34352257
I don't use my trip often so it'd be pretty impossible for you to orbit me.

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>>34352002
>tfw the vast size of the universe means that statistically there is probably an alien race that looks similar to draenei
>tfw the vast size of the universe means that you will never meet them

>>34352354
I meant on like, kik

>>34352164
may I ask what your specific condition is?

>>34352164
i'll ask in a crass way

does your face look like a maam or a sir

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>cuckold/ name calling
basically having a bully wife, who calls me names and fucks other hotter guys. basically a bait and switch from her usual loving self

>forced sex/ cuddling
forcing myself on a friend until they break down and cry, afterwards cuddling together to comfort her.

I have other ones but those are the main ones, I never realized how much of a creep I am

>>34352369
Oh, it's pretty easy to block people there so if things get terrible it's not an issue.
>>34352377
I'm intersexed.

>>34352596
please can ya post some more pics, the first ones deleted now i missed it :(

>>34352596
but which particular intersex condition?

>>34345827
Being shrunken down to a couple inches tall and forced to worship a beautiful pair of feet.

>>34349848
Ok where do you live because I NEED to suck that cock

>>34352412
Im not posting face pix on 4chan. At least not under my trip. Again I get ma'am a lot in public but I've gotten sir a few times so I'll say androgynous.
>>34352703
Xxy along with some other bs that makes what little testosterone I produce ineffective. Realistically I'm probably going to die of cancer. Before I'm 40.

>>34352861
is that becasue you are a smoker or because you spend all day tanning in your futa glory in a string bikini

>>34352874
Lol nah. Hormonal imbalance becomes a major issue with age and increases risk of cancer. My intolerance to t means I can't really regulate it and taking e has pretty much the same increase risks so I'm just taking it day by day until my body naturally fucks me over.

>>34345827
Suffocate a girl to death with a plastic bag while I jerk off to her struggling and begging for air

>>34352968
shit dude, sorry to hear that. hope life treats you well before that.

>>34346561
Kinda this, I want to be with a fat or just an older guy but I don't want to feel disgusted with it. I'm bi, but I've only ever been with girls, everyone would think I'm a fag, family wouldn't understand, etc. I would never and will never let anyone know

>>34352968
sad to hear

My sister is 'terminal' in that the doctors give her to 35. She has known most of her life though and really makes the most of it, shes a vetenarian in SEA now working mostly just off donations, taking in rescues and abused pets nursing them back to health then finding them new ones. She loves it.

Hope you find something to make life enjoyable while you are here, lets be honest the most fun shit you can do before you are 40 anyway. Fuck the haters.

>>34352979
Conversely I want to be murdered in the same fashion during sex with a girl

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>>34352968
that's really sad anon, but i hope you enjoy your life to it's fullest anyway. also i don't know if someone asked i just got to the thread but is it possible to impregnate you? or be impregnated by you?

>>34352997
>>34353000
Yeah I'm not too worried about it. I don't have a countdown or anything it's just sort of an impending probability. The only reason I feel like it's so likely is because not only Is the risk high for my condition but also both my grandmothers on both sides of my family got cancer. And my mother. So sux but we all go sometime. I went once because I was fucking stupid and an herod but got brought back and since then and got some mental help so things are going alright and I have a therapist so if things get out of hand I'm taken care of.

>>34345827
choking
blood
facepaint
masks
piss (only from females)

i think that's it

>>34353072
No. I don't have a vag and my testes are small and don't work. I can still come kinda but it's mostly clear.

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>tfw no muscular giantess oni gf
why live?

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Giant girls looming over me, bossing me around, and then murdering me.

Pictures like this one are the closest I'll ever get, and they're really rare.

Skinny Marla Singer tier qt with no self esteem and is down for anything I do to her.

>Why even live

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I one time when I was schizophrenic or brain damaged addicted, had a sexual alien encounter. At the time I suffered a brain injury in the back of the head.
>brothers always had people over
>this tattoo artist who lived nearby came over
>in my room
>wanted to draw me
>I dont want really anyone over but dont say anything
>begin thinking far out thinking time begins to slip away
>I remember I couldnt stop tickling the sides of my adams apple with my two fingers slowly
>All I begin to remember was far out thoughts of aliens
>I without saying anything, just randomly take off my clothes
>no idea what that dude is doing
>masturbate intensely
>come to and no one is around and I never saw that person or heard anything about taking my clothes off???

>>34347528
>had 2 8/10 gfs back to back I could get to do that
I guess /fit/ wasn't a meme

>>34351713
iktf ... maybe I'm just a terrible narcissist, but I think I'd like a cute GF like that :(

>>34349848
How big is it?
Oreganolol

>>34348507
>Eh, I can tolerate diapers. I'm more of a fan of pants wettings though.
are you a guy or a girl?

>>34345827
feet. i will never admit to it and i will never partake in irl feet stuff. its like a spectator sport kind of thing

>>34346302
>>34347332
>TFW my wife and I lost our virginities to each other

>>34353311
If I had a ruler I would've used that instead of a papertowel roll.

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>>34353278
I think those are boyfeet anon

or atleast you can see hair on big toes

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>>34346626
this x10,000

>some of my earliest memories are of wanting to be a girl
>90% of my fetishes involve tg in some way
>thought I was trans for a while
>realized eventually that I actually like being a guy, I just hate being a 0/10 ugly fuck
>would still take any opportunity to become an attractive girl without any thought
>or attractive guy but neither of those things are ever going to happen because fuck reality

my only hope is to live long enough until I can be cryogenically frozen until humans discover a way to make new bodies for ourselves
or hyper-realistic virtual reality

>>34345827
Defloration.

I want to marry a nice girl and be her sweetheart and share cuddles and kisses and raise a cozy family together and love her forever.

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>>34345827
Having an alien parasite/symbiote or some other form of genetic modification make me into a superhuman futa (not like pic related though, with both set of genetalia) with a massive sex drive and an unlimited amount infectious ejaculate that turns anyone I fuck into the same kind of being as me except they're subservient to me.

The other fetish is gently lolidom from a cute supernatural loli, for example a 300+ year old eternally youthful vampire loli or something. As long as it's lolidom from a being that's totally and undeniably superior to any human it's good.

>tfw you will always have shit genes and be totally inferior to Chad
>tfw women are even more inferior than I am so I can't enjoy femdom unless it's a non-human that could actualy dominate a human male

Someone save me from this hell of genetic inferiority. At least I'm not a cuck though, being inferior to Chad just makes me want to kill him or surpass him rather than let him fuck my hypothetical wife. Cucks are utterly pathetic.

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>>34353654
Would you be fine living vicariously through a trans gf?

>>34353807
I think I'd just be more jealous than anything

like I'd be happy but envious at the same time

>>34353807
No your disgusting.

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>>34353826
Aww, I'm sorry to hear that anon. Nevermind then.
>>34353829
Please refrain from being rude

>>34353807
i have no idea considering that i've never had a gf, trans or otherwise, because i'm ugly as fuck and a terrible person and literally no one is attracted to me

>>34353826
also this

>>34353807
I'd enjoy that.
Different anon, similar situation though.
Location?

>becoming someone's hucow, complete with cow print clothes, cow bell, tail and horns
>having my stomach inflate from cum, not necessarily pregnancy
>having a monster bf
>having a dick
reeee...

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>>34353777
>tfw no-one gave you a (You) or checked your lucky trips
At least Kek cares about me.

a little girl with large tits and ass

>>34347668
SAUCE PLS

originale boipucci hunter

>>34354057
what do you even ask to a guy asking for sauce for boku no pico

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My fetish I guess would be transmen or tomboys or femme men that are kind anarchists/libertarian socialists/anti-authoritarian/cipherpunks that want a loving and caring lifelong monogamous relationship and are okay with my depression and nightmares.

>writing ruby code together
>writing bash code
>playing vidya together
>going hunting together
>going to the shooting range together
>reading books in bed with each other
>growing food together
>going to the gym together
>exploring abandoned places together
>going to protests together
>getting married

I'm boring and very sad. ( ._.)


>>34352861
Shit, I hope it's not so bad for you. I wish you well.

>>34354057
literally a /bnp/ poster

>>34345827
Having a gf
It's all I can think about

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>>34354057
kys fucking newfag
Original post bloxityblox

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>>34345827
Basically, I want to be shrunk down to a few inches tall and be kept by a pretty young woman as a pet/slave.

Mainly I'd spend my time pampering her feet, especially when they are sweaty and smelly after work.

At night I'd sleep in her shoes, perhaps using her dirty socks as blankets/sleeping bag.

She'd just own me like that for a long time and then maybe when she got tired of me she'd swallow me whole and alive.

>>34353899
Im in the southern united states

Having a short girl with a nice ass use my face as a seat and slapping my dick around

>>34353320
>>34353320
biological female, it might make me a hypocrite but i only like seeing other people do it, it just didn't feel right when i did it myself

>>34354271
>tfw no gf to pee my pants for
do you like it in a humiliating way, or?

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>>34354302
>>34354271
>thread for "totally unattainable" fetishes
>this faggot gets a girl wanting to see him piss his pants after posting his fetish
Fucking REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get out of here with your actually possible fetishes you fucking NORMIES

>>34354302
I guess so, yeah. It's a little more interesting cause it's a guy when usually the girl is in that sort of situation. Oddly enough though this has been a lifetime fetish of mine since i was 4. Don't know why only saw one girl pee her pants at school when i was 8.

I kinda think of it like sex though, the desperation and the relief

>>34354375
Would you be into being dominant and forcing a guy to do it? Not into that specific type of it myself but I like pee stuff in general and in a situation like that it would be really hot

>>34354375
>>34354429
Like making him drink a lot of water and not letting him go to the bathroom.

>>34354429
>>34354448
yeah that sounds like fun. I imagine other scenarios like we're caught in traffic or we can't find the key to the house and it just happens

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>>34354113
>>writing bash code
This is also to be done together.

>>34354520
That happened to be once when I was little, I didn't have the keys home. And my neighbors came out as it happened, I started crying from the embarrassment. That's really cute, I wish I could fulfill that fetish for you.

>>34346626
>>34346626
This.

>want to be transformed into a total bimbo
>want to be forcefully made dumb and and only care about my bf's dick
>tfw it will never happen

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>>34354567
I hope most guys are this understanding of it. Thanks for the story ;--;

One day anon, we will meet our match

>>34354113
I FORGOT
ALSO THE MUST LIVE IN MAINE

M A I N E
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>>34354697
>Thanks for the story ;--;
Post throwaway if you want to talk about that kind of thing more.

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>>34345827
I just want to be a cute girl (male)

>>34351534
This is literally gf... Jelly?

Futa and loli.

Guess the second is attainable if I'm keen for some kidnapping and jail time.

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>>34345827

Dominant women.

I know they exist but they're either dykes, cunts or want an even more dominant man to make them feel feminine by comparison.

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>>34346626
>>34346714
>>34347965
>>34353654
>>34354652

Holy fucking shit. this shit is way more popular than I thought. You made me think back to when I first figured out I had a body switching fetish.

>11 years old
>watching dragon ball z on toonami
>see episode where Captain Ginyu exchanges with Goku
>start to feel weird uncomfortable feelings in my pants
>hide behind couch because think im gay
>fast forward a few months
>watching first freaky friday
>get instant boner seeing the mom and daughter switch
>start to furiously jack it when mom is smoking in daughter's body

I'm probably pretty gay. But what's wrong with wanting to switch bodies with your girlfriend and have her make you the perfect domestic fuck toy while you act like a slut and get drunk and smoke cigarettes all night while you're dressed like a slut. That way your girlfriend gets pissed in your body and punishes you for it all the more by making you suck her dick any time she feels like it or you won't change back.

Finding a scared broken girl and fixing her through my kindness and love. Then settling down to a normal life

>>34351743
I want to die as a result of the torture. So it'll either be blood loss or some kind of shock.

I picture her sitting above me, looking me in the eyes blankly, as she slowly stabs, cuts off, or breaks parts of me. Eventually it kills me, but she shows no reaction to my death and continues to mutilate my body until she is satisfied.

Dominant girl that cucks me with black guys and makes me clean up her cumfilled pussy.

Yes I am sick of myself kek

>>34349645
So pigs don't oink, they pufuu?

>>34356433
Absolutely disgusting, anon. This is a mammal friendly board

Gilfs

two main ones that I obsess over equally

>being raped by beautiful dickgirls who treat me like a cocksleeve that only exists to relieve their sexual urges

and

>a human toilet used by women who sit on my face and do their business in my mouth, seeing me as nothing more than a convenient receptacle for their waste

the psychological aspect is important, being treated with any kind of affection or respect is a no-no

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Vore. Holy fuck is it hot, but there's almost no way in hell you'd be able to indulge in it. You'd have to resort to swallowing mice, small fish, and snakes, or finding a whale/anaconda large enough to eat you. Even if I manage to find an animal large enough to eat me, I'd still be digested, so that removes the whole aspect of living to fap to it out of the equation.
>tfw when you'll never snuggle inside your waifu's stomach when your injured or lonely, only for the noises and muscles to lull you to sleep, or you can lay on her stomach to listen to it growl and groan as it digests her meal.

having sex

Origins

>>34345827
petite pixie-cut tomboy who pretends to be lesbian, but in private she wants to be lewd with me and submissive. She's also a closet weeb and tries to convert me by showing me her favorite anime while we cuddle.

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>>34345827
>tfw no gf
Why even live anon

>tfw hypno fetish
>tfw too shy to bring it up with girls to try it on

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>tfw airplane fetish

I just want to fuck a giant jet.

Wincest desu

have a huge crush on a VERY attractive cousin. Always going to be quiet about her.

tend to avoid her because of it.

Having a nerdy weeb girlfriend who loves me and will cuddle with me while we watch anime

Fucking my gfs mom. I've been with her for years now. Her mom fell in love with me from day one. She is obsessed over me. In fights, she's always on my side. She loves to cook for me, give me little gifts, whatever. And I love her just as much. I really do. Thing is, she's a crazy hot latina milf. My gf and I got together when we were 16. GF had her own place already, and mom would visit every now and then (she lived in another country back then).
Most of the time, she would stay at my gfs place and so would I. I don't really know why, but us 3 used to sleep on our couch all together. So one day, the horny 16 year old me decides to do the unthinkable. gfs mom was sleeping next to me so I guessed that I could still pretend to be asleep when I touch her tits or something. Also shes a very heavy sleeper. So yeah I touched her tits, nips, vag, everything. She never noticed I think. She didn't behave any other way after that either.
So basically I want to fuck my gfs mom really really bad.

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Mom/Son futa. I hate how little content of it there is.

>>34346135
>>34346147
These, real fetishes are for normans that have gotten bored of regular sex.

>>34345827
body + genderswap for me
i want to swap bodies with a strong guy, physically overpower him in my body and rape myself

My fetish is living my life with the girl of my dreams...
and then hold hands with her.

>>34356885
Yo Sam, how's it going?

>tfw no rl futa girls to suck and fuck

>>34355472
That scene is Scooby-Doo live action where he takes over Daphne's body and then Shaggy in both Velma and Daphne's body. God I can't wait for VR to pull through so I can finally live my fantasy. I assume there will be buckets of cum

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>>34345827
Brown femboy nigger cock. Needle in a haystack.

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>>34353247
>tfw no gf nearly twice as tall and 10 times your weight

>>34351144
Do you have a throwaway email? I want to commission you

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>mfw furfag
>mfw I will never have a cute femboy feline to take care of

Why life, my lads?

>>34350802
>>34351144
I don't believe you.

Last time I befriended an """"""""""""""""""""""""intersex""""""""""""""""""""""""" person, they were just some disgusting fat mexican tranny in denial

I can guarantee that 99% of Intersex people are just trannies trying to validate their mental illness by going a step further and lying that they really are biologically female.

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>>34353654
>>this x10,000

Welp, let's race the "who's more degenerate" race.

>One a few memories I have from my childhood is mom and dad discussing with me "what was my name going to be if I had borned a girl".
>Dad snorts pretty badly: "Oh whatever, anon's a boy, so anon it is." I remember I felt sad.

>When I was 14 or something I catfished an e-friend of mines.
>I wanted just to to "Troll lel xd" him but things went far from that.
>It was a play I loved to play.
>I felt loved.
>Eventually I had to break up with him. I've never told him the truth.

>16
>Used to roleplay (the good way, with storyline and stuff, no OWO stuff) about mlp related stuff.
>I usually played a female.
>When I was lucky people let me fulfill my TG fetish.

>When I was 16 I used to crossdress and go on omegle.
>I was still young and I passed pretty good.
>Once I even fooled a lesbian and it was a 10/10 experience.


There are probably more things, but I can't really remember now.

Sometime I still question myself why was (and am) I such a degenerate.

Well at least now my libido/sex drive is basically 0.

Yes, I'm the frogposter from before.

Where did everything went so wrong.

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A woman with an extra vagina in place of where her head should be.