WTF alcohol fags. How the fuck do you drink a beer when this

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>>34345915
Pour with the glass at an angle you silly cunt.

>>34345936
that's stupid. So I have to do that for beer?

>>34345936

this

specifically 45 degrees, aiming to hit the middle of the glass

once it's about halfway filled, pour it in straight up, as you do want between a half inch and an inch and a half of foam at the top

>>34345915
>drinking beer
Get whisky you faggot anyone else gag on beer but somehow down straight hard liquor fine

If you're too retarded to know how to pour a beer, you probably shouldn't be drinking.

>>34345946
You do that with any carbonated or fizzy drinks you daft fuck

http://www.wikihow.com/Pour-Beer

If your question is answered by wikihow, you have to take a step back and re-examine your life.

>>34345915

This is obviously a shitpost. Only retards would pour like that. 1/10

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>>34345936
I tried this and it still didn't work. What am I doing wrong?

>>34345965
replace beer with dick

>>34346032
Just drink it out of the bottle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OypTfPDEdZI

hOLY FUCK OP YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID YOU DON'T DESERVE TO DRINK BEER I HOPE YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FOR BEING SUCH A DUMB FUCK HOLY SHIT

WATCH THIS VID SO YOU AN STOP BVEING SUCH A DUMVB CUNT

FUCK

>>34346084
but I'm trying to impress a girl that came over. Will she still drink it like this?

>>34346055
I don't get the joke, but really the flavor of malt makes me gag the second it hits my tongue, but rum/whiskey/gin etc is fine I'm drinking a bottle of bourbon fine right now

this reminds me of the Hillary Clinton pic where she tried to pour a beer at some fundraiser and it ended up being 80% head. Like nigga, you haven't poured a beer before? It's not exactly some daunting task, you tilt the glass and you pour it.

>>34346141
>I don't get the joke
I'm saying that I gag on dick

>>34346160
oh get a dildo to practice that's what I did at least

>>34346032
>glass dirty
>glass hot
>beer not cold enough
>some other retarded mistake

>>34345965
>gag on beer but somehow down straight hard liquor fine

me famalam

pour so it hits the side of the glass as it goes in, also do it a bit slower.

>>34346139
HAHAHAHHAA I don't think so, I would just drink it out of the bottle, assuming its a respectable beer and not something like Bud Lite or PBR.

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>>34345915
oregano commentete

>>34346032

What the fuck is wrong with you? When I said "an angle" I didn't mean 90 degrees

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Holy shit how do you fuck up that badly? Are you shaking the beer before you pour it? Tilt the glass, pour the beer in on the side of the glass. Even Hillary Fuckdam Clinton can pour a beer better than that.

If you don't like the taste of beer, you just haven't found your beer yet. If it comes in a can or costs less than $1 a bottle, it'll probably taste like someone pissed on a loaf of bread. Try a Guinness. If you don't like the strong malty flavors of that, try a Fat Tire. If that's still too much flavor, try Wild Blue or some other fruity ale. If you still can't handle that, try an appletini.

>>34345915
pour it onto the side of the glass than genocide a certain ethnic group in eastern Europe.

>>34346427

He left beer in the bottle 0/10 pour

>>34346431
>what is setting the glass down to take a picture???
But OP just pour and suck at the same time.

>tfw known how to properly pour a beer and mix various drinks since childhood
Sometimes it pays to have alcoholic parents who are constantly glued to the electric jew and don't want to get off the couch to fix a drink

>>34346032

Hold the glass at a 45 degree angle
Place the bottle on the rim of the glass
Pour slowly until the glass is about half full
Simultaneously straighten the glass and lift up the bottle as you pour the rest out, but only like an inch or so
Perfect pour with a decent head

I'm pretty sure there are YouTube videos for this, too.