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>>34375827
Shes patronizing you. Fucking idiot.

>>34375827
>those texts
What's it like being 15? I can't even remember it's been so long ago.

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Not how it works. You're one of us until you close the deal.

Right now you just look like an orbiter.

upper and middle class men don't have the sperm count to produce offspring, high testosterone is directly correlated to sperm production and increased aggressive/criminal behavior. That lonely housewife is fucking criminals while her lawyer, low-T husband works 12 hours a day

>>34375819
/pol/ users actually believe this

>>34375819
white men*** typo

Maybe she is as equally shy and autistic as you are and got nervous when you started talking to her. Look on the bright side, you broke the ice. Start making convos.

>>34375690
she might be paying it off cool senpai. probably doesnt want to seem like she's stalking you

>>34375822
>>34375859
These are wrong girls pretend beta cucks don't exist

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this server feels like home

>What comfy music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbxGMgnjANg

>What comfy show are you watching?
ni
>What are you sipping?
rootbeer
>What comfy things did you do today?
web design
>What are you snuggling?
bodypillow

no comfy stories but here's an image i think

>What comfy music are you listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xEsRGY7YIE
>What comfy show are you watching?
Minami-ke
>What are you sipping?
Water
>What comfy things did you do today?
Hugged someone
>What are you snuggling?
Also a blanket

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>listening to
Holly Herndon - Platform

>watching
Nothing atm. Was watching Mob Psycho is in my backlog though, and I wanna watch Tatami Galaxy soon.

>sipping
Water and cherry coke.

>what did I do
Went to class, studied, took a nap, went to the library and studied some more, and now I'm in my dorm studying.

And I studied japanese and CS stuff, primarily the latter. Networks, reviewed some design patterns, and read some stuff on GameDev. I feel fucking stupid.

>snuggling
Nothing.

Anyone else go to Uni and literally spend over 75% of their time awake and away from class studying because they're so fucking bored? There's nothing to do here if you don't know anyone or don't have any friends. I invent shit to to look into and study knowing I'll forget what I read/watched/heard within a month just so I can trick myself into feeling productive.

Fuck this.

>>34375620
eh, i live in a small town in georgia where we talk shit about yankees, have the "draw," went hunting as a kid (boring as fuck), and watched football for a time before i realized how uninterested i was in it

nothing really unique about it. i just go about my day like everyone else here

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>>34375620
>tfw you will never be fucked by pic related
>you will never hear her sweet soft voice in person.
>you will never have a child with her without doubting she might kill them.

>>34376325
who?

Djsjdhhsueuwinebbdidiuhdndbdvgdiid (original)

>speaking to cute girl since mid summer
>Speak on phone, really like her and I think she might like me
>Almost spill my autism but dont, school hits and she's really busy
>Last week or so comes and she told me she's been seeing someone but they recently ended it

I'm thinking about buying her a big teddy bear and ask her to be my Valentine on the 14th, I hope this works lads

>>34375777
>on the 14th

Don't wait, do it ASAP.

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Says she has a boyfriend
>doesn't actually have a boyfriend

Too pure and smug for them to handle

>>34375541
/pol/, like /r9k/ hates 90% of everything. In this case I think it's something to do with her being white and doing lots of interracial porn.

>>34375579

I'm pretty sure most of the Elsa Jean threads on pol are created by robots

Yep, making this board more like /pol/ every day is certainly the way to go

>>34375532
its ok /pol/friend you will not divide us we will come back better stronger and in greater numbers

>>34375551
Less like tumblr is always good.

>>34375472
Ok robots keep talking about the trap discord is this one with group fapling? The other thread wasnt.

>>34375523
no this is not that server

>>34375619
fags are welcome tho

>>34375429
Is that a fucking balloon?

>>34375470
condom.

orgeinliio

>>34375429
Because I can't fit my below average sized dick in that.

Why the niggerloving FUCK would a woman want companionship? Are you fucking stupid? Look, dude, any stupid cunt can hop on Facebook and say "OMG SO LONELY ; (" and have over a hundred men instantly beg to sniff her dirty asshole while paying her money to do so. A woman needs a LOT more from a man than just "companionship" for him to be worth her time. Time she could be using to watch Game of Walking Hannibal or whatever the fuck it is vapid whores do these days.

Those are the requirements I set for myself. Since I have yet to meet them, I have yet to seek companionship. I know having principles sucks sometimes, but life is better when you have your shit together.

Nah I don't want a broke ass scrub

only if she had a decent job and personality too That is I would if she had interests beyond netflix and stupid shit, and were not a shy, useless, spineless doormat like 90% of ugly women are.

>>34375459
>stupid shit, and were not a shy, useless, spineless doormat like 90% of ugly women are.

most ugly woman i have met have a lively personality to make up for their ugliness .

If shes not fat, probably.

insecam threads when?

insecam threads when?

cam threads

when?

>>34375373
I still wonder about Chip-chan from time to time. I haven't heard anything about her in years.

>>34375373
I would like to know this as well. Also a link to Dew-chan's cam if he's still alive?

>>34375365
Stop sweating your dick size. It's fine.

>>34375365

penis size is a jew meme.

It is nice to have a big dick but you don't need it at all. Most women are turned off by the (((hollywood))) porno type """penis""".

>>34375365
I would suggest taking HRT and trap out or at least become a sissy bottom, go to the website howbigismyshlong it will tell you how bad off you are. Traps and sissy are in high demand.

Don't wanna get shot by a nigger

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I passed the physical, written, and am currently getting my background investigated.

Hopefully they don't ask me to sign something giving them the right to go through my internet history.

Only fuckheads become cops or join the military