>tfw i will never be from a small town in texas
>will never have memories of talkin shit bout the yankees
>will never have the cool southern drawl
>will never go huntin with my dad
>will never grow up watching the cowboys in the 90s
>tfw you will always be a yankee
>>34375620
eh, i live in a small town in georgia where we talk shit about yankees, have the "draw," went hunting as a kid (boring as fuck), and watched football for a time before i realized how uninterested i was in it
nothing really unique about it. i just go about my day like everyone else here
>>34375620
>tfw you will never be fucked by pic related
>you will never hear her sweet soft voice in person.
>you will never have a child with her without doubting she might kill them.
>>34376325
who?
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Its an "OP is a butthurt cucked yankee who thinks that being southern would get him laid" episode.
I've never noticed a significant "cool" factor with being southern or sounding like you're from the south. Most yanks think you're uneducated.
t. I live in (very) southwest Louisiana.
>>34377023
>I've never noticed a significant "cool" factor with being southern or sounding like you're from the south
I am from canada and i think its cool :(