Robots Why do you yearn for a gf when you can fuck this?

>>34375429
Is that a fucking balloon?

>>34375470
condom.

orgeinliio

>>34375429
Because I can't fit my below average sized dick in that.

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>>34375470
>>34375508
It's a latex glove your dingus will fit.

>>34375429
T H I C C

teach me your secret techniques
how do you make the balloon ass

>>34375429
because it's bubble gum

>>34375470
yes it is a balloon designed for fucking.

>>34375429
is that a colored apple ?

>>34375610
um wow, it's 2017
please say "apple of color"

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>>34375552
Okay so take a regular latex glove and fold the thumb and the pinky. Don't fold them together fold them on itself.

Pull the whole glove inside out except for the middle finger.

Tie the middle finger to the end of the glove (the wrist end) you do do it with itself or you can use a rubber band.

Cut the tip of one of the fingers and blow the whole glove up.

Tie the finger that you cut the tip of.
Enjoy.

I'm thinking about adding hot water instead of blowing it up so that it feels warm and cozy. Will update if thread is alive.

>>34375726
Okay i said fold i meant tie the thumb and pinky.

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>>34375595

Tell me more about this balloon anon

>>34375726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZVm6YaEFF8
Heres a video. Not me of course.

>>34375726
Make vid and post on yt. I can't just follow these instructions.

>>34375429
If that bursts on your dick it would probably hurt

>>34375792
>Not me of course.
Don't lie, Tyrone.

>>34375888
Hasn't burst on me. Tried it at least 5 times.

>>34375726
>>34375429

I already tried this, it's unfuckable unless you have a micro penis. It was too tight and my dick popped it.

>>34376052
Then you must have a massive chad cock or you inflated it too much.

>>34375792
this seems like it'd pop so easily

>>34375536
i made one before. it didn't

>>34375429
Just get an onahole, your parents don't care anymore

>>34375792
Only works with a latex glove that's fairly large, I tried it with a vinyl one and it got a hole in it so damn fast.

>>34375792
>The guy in the back starts thinking about it hard at 5:30

Because I prefer to jerk dicks off than be jerked and with my hand I get both

>>34375792
Here's a cringey woman explaining a bunch of masturbation toys.
The entire story about her teaching some kid to jerk off in the beginning is weird though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4BTrvdoH5g

Those are hard to make and pop easily. They also aren't that deep and even my below-below average dick can easily reach the end.

Its much better to make it without the ass shape for deeper penetration and easier making

>>34377302
She's a sex therapist, if that helps make the story less weird for you

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>>34375792
>WE GOT ONE MORE THING
>THA LOTION BABBY
>his daughter has been there the whole time

Fucking hell spent 15 minutes only for it to pop

>fuck it slightly too hard
>it pops
>dick hurts for the rest of the day

Just buy an onahole, retards