Why aren't you a police officer yet, robots? >Job will

Don't wanna get shot by a nigger

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I passed the physical, written, and am currently getting my background investigated.

Hopefully they don't ask me to sign something giving them the right to go through my internet history.

Only fuckheads become cops or join the military

>>34375324
i heard you have to be able to talk to people. you have to do patrols at least some of the time as a method to avoid corruption. i cant assert myself in front of random pedestrians.

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>>34375324
>Being a police officer in this climate
>Surrounded by Alpha Chads and Tyrones

>>34375324

its heart breaking work , having to evict poor people , arrest homeless people , give people bad news , about their dead loved ones , some people will assume you are racist just because you put on the uniform . in your case you are .

You deal with depressing scum for like 99% of the job.

If you get a job in a cushy neighborhood, yeah, things might be okay, but other than that it's just chasing around a bunch of disgusting criminal fucks.

>>34375324

> neet for 10 years
> become cop
> spend the day watching anime on the laptop in my crown vic
> It's a thinkpad with riced out gentoo linux
> whenever I feel like it pull over wagecucks
> 500k starting
> shoot anyone I want

>>34375324
I actually want to, I'm waiting to graduate college while getting experience and connections from my internships. I can probably get in shape for it by then but I'm more worried my spergy personality makes me a poor fit for the job.

>>34375324
OP thats actually not a bad idea. Good job

Cops do have an inferiority complex and were bullied in high school and now take it out on citizens acting like they are billy badass for carrying a badge and gun. Sounds perfect for this board

>>34375324
i will actually be one soon
>officer robot

>>34375468
>caring about poor people
>caring about homeless people

I already am.
The job is great fun but as others have already pointed out, there are shitty moments. But no job in the world is all sunshine and rainbows.
It's also a very ungrateful job, people take your service for granted and even complain, lament and try to tell you how to do your job.

But it's still fun.