>she has a boyfriend oregano

>speaking to cute girl since mid summer
>Speak on phone, really like her and I think she might like me
>Almost spill my autism but dont, school hits and she's really busy
>Last week or so comes and she told me she's been seeing someone but they recently ended it

I'm thinking about buying her a big teddy bear and ask her to be my Valentine on the 14th, I hope this works lads

>>34375777
>on the 14th

Don't wait, do it ASAP.

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Says she has a boyfriend
>doesn't actually have a boyfriend

>>34375777
You'd better tell her quickly, dude.

>>34375545
Same. I started college earlier this fall. Met this super cool girl. Into PC gaming, but not in the fake "gamer girl" way, physics major, pretty good taste in music. She even knew how to play some of the OG Minecraft soundtrack on piano which wet my whistle more than anything. I was talking to her and some literal autist came up and also started talking to her and she mentioned her "hubby", her bf from Canada. I still suspect it was a lie to get the autist to fuck off but I'm not about to try anything when she knows that I heard her say that.

>>34375777
>putting that much onus on the 14th

Anon pls don't there's only so much autism a woman can take.

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>>34375545
>start to crush hard on a qt coworker but I know she has a bf
>other coworker seems somewhat interested in me, always laughs at my dumb jokes and gives me her number unsolicited
>not really interested in her but I start to worry I might miss out on having an actual gf because of my autism towards my oneitis
>turns out she has a bf too and was just being really friendly
Well at least I can focus on obsessing over my oneitis again.

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>>34376243
OP here
>qt at work
>qt eyes, nice attitude and never pissy
>genuinely a kind girl and she doesn't seem dumb
>we get along very well
>talking to another coworker about something
>mention someone that we used to work with
>"oh that guy? He's my boyfriends brother you know him?"

Figured she was just being friendly. She did say she "liked me" when a coworker jokingly asked her infront of me once.

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>>34376346
>when a coworker jokingly asked her infront of me once.
That also reminds me
>third coworker is also friendly to me, jokes around and flirts a little sometimes
>chatting her up one day
>oneitis butts in and jokingly tells us to get back to work while teasing her that she must really like me
>she ALSO has a bf or at least some other guy she's crushing on
Starting to feel like CWC here with the lack of boyfriend-free qts around.

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>>34376602
If a girl is reasonably attractive, there is a large chance that she is in some sort of relationship. You have to catch them when they break up before someone else does.

Shits fucked mang

>>34376660
>You have to catch them when they break up before someone else does.
This is what I'm holding out for with my oneitis, even though moving on and trying to forget her is probably the wiser move at this point. As pathetic as it sounds it's one of the few things motivating me to continue my drive for self-improvement.

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>tfw finally made it at 23
>now every single girl has the sexual experience of a hooker

>>34375777
Don't buy her a teddy bear that's fucking gay. Just ask her out.

>>34375777

Do NOT buy her a teddy bear, and don't ask her to be your fucking valentine what are you 12? Jesus christ r9k. Ask her very casually if she would want to get coffee or a drink sometime. Don't even say it's a date.

Don't act like this is a big deal for you or she will get creeped out/nervous that you're in love with her. Protip anon, girls don't actually like overly romantic guys like in your animes.

>>34376915
>>34376952
this

don't be a gay please anon

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>>34375545
PROTIP: when you're the one asking, they all have boyfriends

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>>34375777
I can beat this
>stretches fingers
>loadstory.mov
>hot chick in my English class
>talk to her all the time
>she invites my autistic ass to groups discussions and stuff
>end of semester still havn't asked her out
>ask her friend if available
>says yes
>give friend number
>recieve text thinking it is friend
>procede to accidentally spill the beans on my plans to ask her out to what was actually hot chick
>texts back its hot chick
>panic.mov
>scream on my campus phone to head
>accidentally record austic screeches and almost send
>recieve pictured text a month later

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>stalk ultraqt (one I've never met irl, but saw online and thought was totally my type)
>learn lots of personal things about her, even her best friend and family and a bunch of other things
>know multiple accounts on various sites going back over 5 years
>even know her address
>develop distant crush
>tfw she did a whole bunch of stuff for her high school oneitis including trying to learn certain things to be closer to him and paying for a plane ticket to visit him several states away
It didn't work out, but I wish a girl was that into me that she'd learn things for me and even pay for a flight to see me.

>>34375545
Maybe you should stop taking the "friend route" as it's obviously not working. If you don't have the courage to ask a woman out the first day of meeting her, then it's almost guaranteed to end in failure.

Try not falling in love with someone before dating them, that helps too

>She has a bf
>bf is a close friend so immediately put her in the "can never date" pile
>bf tells me he hasn't had feelings for her in a while and is ending it soon

really makes me think

>>34378564
Really makes you a bitch if you don't commit faggit

>>34378724
nigga doesn't it break the bro code to bang your friend's ex?

>>34376952
Girls like romantic shit, but not unless they've been with you long enough. If you act super sappy for a first date, they'll freak out and leave. If you act super sappy and romantic after a few months, she'll love it.

>>34378767
Not if it is his choice, he should grow a pair if it bothers him

>>34378854
You're right random internet poster. i should have a mature conversation with him about it if he breaks it off

Honestly it's nice when she has a boyfriend because then you don't bother with getting your hopes up.

>>34376862
Yes NUMALE be sure to lick out that cum too
Wouldn't want her bull getting a mess when he comes back.>>34376897
So dead fish while telling you you have a big cock.
I fuck hookers on the reg (when cash flow is flowing) they dumb as fuck but fun to fuck.

>>34378873
COME ON PIGGY SLOPPY SECONDS
Not even letting the cunts cream pie dry befor you start flailing you cock about.

WHY DO ALL WOMEN I'M ATTRACTED TOO ALREADY HAVE SABLE RELATIONSHIPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34375777
It could work, you just have to deliver your speech really casually and with a no fucks given attitude. Oh and being a Chad helps too

>be me
>talking to this guy about politics and we have the same political views, he seems pretty cool at first
>then he randomly brings up the fact that he has a girlfriend
>lol???? k then
>he tells me about more of his interests
>lose all interest in him
Feels good.

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>she has a boyfriend
>don't give up yet
>meet said bf
>consider stealing girl since I have a good chance
>decide not to because that would be a pain in the ass
>go back to my room to play vidya