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>>34475570
Link to thread

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>>34475588
its on reddit

>>34475588
it's on reddit

lol

That im an ugly fuck and will never feel good about myself because of this.

I'm gonna ask a qt out and I'm looking for a way to make sue she has no way of giving me an excuse, just simple "yes" or "no", not "uhmaybesomeothertimeanonidontknow". How do I phrase it anons so she has to give a clear answer?

>>34475632
Just ask her the normal way and if she says "maybe idk lol" just drop contact until she says something first. It's not worth the stress anon.

I'll never be anything with any gf

>>34475736
this hurts too

maybe my mind is just to warped from reality because i have never had a gf

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>>34475564
>tfw i almost had a girlfriend that was way taller than me
>but also almost had the chance to date a shortstack girl
why am i so damn shy?

>>34475524
nigger nigger nigger kike jew nigger coon

doing god's work there OP

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>>34475660
Triggered, polweenie?

>>34475805
Thanks. Reported a dozen tweets each on 2 racist twitter users, lets see how long it takes for them to get banned

>>34475510
>>crossdress in tights and hotpants
What does this have to do with WoW?

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>he still plays wow

oh man. What are you even doing?

I play on a vanilla server each day

To A

I'm rooting for you.

From M

>>34475917
I'm not the A you meant but i'm still taking this to heart M

Dear A

Don't get too murdered on your vacation, that would be a shame.

A

Nice tits, how well can she suck my dick

honestly I'd be quite happy with that

>>34475495
SO? more like sow

>>34475387
Youre not alone anon. I know that despair feel. But before i do, i was thinking about joining a monastery

Don't do it. Just don't. It's a mistake. Some day you will see.

>>34475471
Why? This life is repetitive. Everything is the same. The world is shit. Ive seen my fair share of sunsets, lolis, smiles, shiny things. But its just not worth it anymore. I stared into the abyss and it stared back

underage out
htis ofa rogiagnal

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I didn't think there was anything wrong with masturbating to interracial pornography until I was nearly a man.

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>>34475391
>2006
>11 years ago
>fapping at 7 years old

>>34475353
Do as she says while also uncontrollably crying and shaking and maybe peeing myself a little.

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>>34475353
may the god emperor protect us from this heresy

chaos reigns

>>34475405
>you will never die in service of the emperor getting raped by a demon woman
Why even live?

Nah, you're just a homosexual.

>>34475322


nice dubs but traps are fucking gay m8.

>>34475322
The same time the men started fucking other men in the roman empire was exactly the same time it fell

>>34475290
>that face
>that body
I would and then go to my local church to ask god for forgiveness.

>Is it because I'm the only guy that doesn't orbit her?
if you're hanging around with a girl and you're not fucking her, you're an orbiter

So it doesn't really matter, maybe she hates you, or maybe she likes you and is joking, but either way you're wasting your time if you're not in that pussy, so ask for sex

>>34475536
That's only if you are really beta and actually act like a fucking orbiter. Women are just people, shitty ones, but people none the less. Stop putting them on a pedestal by saying that if you do not bone them, you worship them.

Smart and unhappy here. Who am I kidding, im prob dumb as fuck just dont know it. How do you know your smart?

>>34475294
knowing the difference between your and you're is how you know.

>>34475246
I'm more of a /dumbandunhappy/.

>>34475194
I only like anime traps and REALLY passable irl ones but those are extremely rare. I agree most of them are hideous

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answering the call

>>34475194
>"I never claimed to be hot, only cute." -pizza

>>34475188
I feel the same pain bro. Except when i was in hs. I had a qt viet girl all over me with a fat ass. Fucked it up though. She was outta my league top. Tfw will never have that happen to me again

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>asian girls are too fucking cute
Yes
>they only hang out with their own kind
Yeah
>none of them want anything to do with a manlet
idk about that

I'm """"""""""Hispanic"""""""""""" and my girlfriend is Chinese, except I'm 6'. I met her at my college's transit and started talking to her. When I asked her why Asians only hang out with their own she said because they're naturally shy people.

I popped her cherry desu senpai

>>34475188

Being a manlet is the fucking worst. I'm white and believe me it doesn't get any easier. Any sub 5'6 male is invisible to women regardless of race.