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>Anon Iet's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
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>>34616306
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!
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>>34616306
Ill play anon. your will is pretty big though. I dont think i can win.
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*loses intentionally*
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what's so wrong about casual sex?
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What do you mean wrong for what
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>>34616262
I don't have any problem with casual sex, I just think it'd be nice if not being interested in casual sex didn't make you a loser in most people's eyes.
I'm obviously interested in sex, although I'm not having any obviously look where we are, but I would rather stay a virgin than lose it with someone I barely know and am not close with.
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>>34616262
lmao if you have to much sex man you can get an STD dude
also it makes a mental damage that you can never over come
how much fat makes a grill chubby
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>>34616185
I think if she's 15-30 pounds above average it's chubby but it's fat or obese if it goes more than 160 probably
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>>34616185
chubby if her belly doesn't hang down
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>>34616646
160 at what height?
I'm nearly six feet tall and I'd be really thin at 160.
Any other robots trying to learn how to program?
Been trying to learn python for about a month.
Still can't really do anything useful with it other than printing strings and making simple functions.
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>>34616182
I am a professional programmer. Its easy desu
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Yes. Don't worry about not being able to do much at the moment, keep studying until you have that foundation.
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>>34616182
Are programmers, or anyone with any involvement with computer science the most autistic individuals alive?
For some reason people who study computer science always seem to rub me the wrong way, they either have zero passion for the subject and are just in it for the money, or they're exceptionally smug and full of themselves. Even if they aren't one of those two they'll still try jewing programming to everybody they meet, this also goes for non computer scientist programmers as well.
Whereas the people I've met who've studied hard sciences have been much more well rounded and intelligent seeming, especially people who study physics. I really do feel like computer science is nigger subject of STEM, even engineers seem more impressive.
Feels good having a Mathematics degree desu.
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>sat in the shower fantasizing about a cute girl falling in love with me for an hour again
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>>34616145
Start HRT or at the least become someones sissy bottom bitch fuck boi. I mean at least ya boipussy will be put to good use.
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>>34616186
Ugh shut up virgin.
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>sitting in a shower
Disgusting
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how do i beecome a nazi
im black btw
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>>34616139
Become white.
Originals
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gas jews
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>>34616157
how do i do that
>>34616160
i dont like kikes
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>have to turn in a paper through an online plagiarism checking widget/add-on for a class
>upload my paper to the internet before turning it in
>then turn it in through the plagiarism checker
>teacher emails me that my paper came back 100% plagiarized
>get kicked out of uni
>don't tell them I plagiarized myself
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>>34616138
What the fuck nigger?!!?!?
Orafwhoe dikbs
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>carve quotes from dante's inferno into table at school
>hope i will get caught so people will know how smart I am
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>>34616138
>Ask nigger female about black history month.
>Get bored of the conversation.
>So I ask her why they need black history month?
>She says something about knowing there history.
>Say actually I'm fine with black history since we get the whole year.
>She gets pissed and stops talking to me.
>Laugh out loud and talk to some other people.
Who here dickhead?
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sup /r9k/ yesterday i was posting in a thread here, it was about (you)s but then it has made my day, 9 robots made each other feel better about their struggles in life
here is the thread
>>34599818
and this is my story in the thread
>>34600757
>>34601034
>>34601457
let's make a similar thread shall we, am sure it'll help us feel a little bit better about our lives, it sure did in my case
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>>34616098
I'll participate I suppose. I don't really need advice or have any to give, but if it comes to that I can improvise. I just appreciate the sentiment of your thread.
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>>34616183
feel free to wander around, i hope we can make as many robots as possible even a little bit better about their lives
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>>34616255
man that's so fucking sweet
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>birthday on valentines day
Cant think of a shittier day for a robot to have birthday
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>>34616095
>april 1 :^)
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>>34616095
>December 25th
>you only get one holiday's worth of presents
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>>34616095
You know, there's an old saying in my family... "Thou who art Undead, art chosen... In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords... When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know..."
Well, now you know. And I can die with hope in my heart.
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What are some /r9k/ NEET approved ways to make money?
I already donate plasma for $70 a week.
I tried doing that genetic testing site but I haven't been asked to participate in any studies for the past 6 months I've been on it so I got screwed there.
Any other ways to make money without actually working or learning skills?
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>>34616039
Get a job you fucking loser
Pathetic
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>>34616039
online betting
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>>34616647
Where can you bet online?
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>tfw girl (male).
>Have gf and she is the most supportive person in the world.
>14 months on HRT and my benis doesn't get hard anymore.
>She gets moody at me not being able to fuck her.
>I'm literally crying and saying I will do anything else to please her but I just can't make it work anymore.
>Thinking of buying her a vibrator.
Bad idea or good idea?
>inb4 some cuck shit, we have been together for like 5 years and she always said she prefers me to be her gf than bf anyways.
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>>34616030
>"she always said she prefers me to be her gf than bf anyways"
>gets mad you don't have a working dick
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Eat her out you retard
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>>34616030
Post benis and pics what do you look like ladyboy?
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Why do people get so triggered that they didn't have a father or mother growing up? Get over it already
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>>34615984
my daddy never showed me how to get over thingsbecause i didnt have a daddy
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>>34616031
Do you need someone to spoon feed you through everything? Fucking hell
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>>34616066
The expectation of someone performing as well and responding as quickly as another who has been spoonfed is nonsense.
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it's friday night
time for some rosemary bread
irrelevant edition
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why is she so perfect lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q-YeeavmEI
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>>34616009
shit wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXBmi752dB4
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First for anal sex.
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Who armpit and/or underarm fetish here?
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>>34615925
gross, armpits smell. and if you lick them you get that thick pungent taste in your mouth that spreads all over and makes you wanna gag.
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>>34615925
a-are sweat stains part of the fetish?
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>>34616315
as long as they lift their arms up
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>tfw no robot bf to pound my ftm pussy
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you are disgusting
go back
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>met a FtM once two years ago
>fun was had
>want to meet one again so badly
>all the personals ads by FtMs are at least an hour's drive away, not counting traffic
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>tfw used to think traps were cute but now think they're obnoxius
Really made me think.