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>have to turn in a paper through an online plagiarism checking widget/add-on for a class
>upload my paper to the internet before turning it in
>then turn it in through the plagiarism checker
>teacher emails me that my paper came back 100% plagiarized
>get kicked out of uni
>don't tell them I plagiarized myself
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>>34616138
What the fuck nigger?!!?!?
Orafwhoe dikbs
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>carve quotes from dante's inferno into table at school
>hope i will get caught so people will know how smart I am
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>>34616138
>Ask nigger female about black history month.
>Get bored of the conversation.
>So I ask her why they need black history month?
>She says something about knowing there history.
>Say actually I'm fine with black history since we get the whole year.
>She gets pissed and stops talking to me.
>Laugh out loud and talk to some other people.
Who here dickhead?
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I've been doing this for years but the parents haven't noticed.
>own a tapdance studio
>do various types of lessons, one of them is for kids
>I teach the kids class a method of remembering which section of the foot taps where
>tapping on the ball is "mama"
>tapping on the heel is "dada"
>Stamping is "bang".
>one of the steps goes heel, heel, ball, ball (x2) then stamp twice.
>using this method I call out "MAMA DADA MAMA DADA MAMA DADA BANG BANG"
>they do their move perfectly
>little do they know what I'm actually telling them
>parents spectate with smiles, oblivious to the side effect that my classes involve sex-ed
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>sit down at cafeteria at work next to old lady
>ask her if she is irish
>"Yes how do you know?"
>"Because you look just like my grandmother"
LOL, look on her face was priceless.
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>Cocksucking lowballer on cragislist wants my item for 50 percent less of the original product
>wants my address
>Give him the address which is 3 hours away from where he lives
>4 hours later he gets to the address
>He texts me he's here
>mfw that wasn't even my address
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>write a paper
>can't think of more to add to the list
>write "etc."
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>>34616138
>goes to store
>Doritos are 2 for one
>only gets 1
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