>birthday on valentines day
Cant think of a shittier day for a robot to have birthday
>>34616095
>april 1 :^)
>>34616129
>>34616095
>December 25th
>you only get one holiday's worth of presents
>>34616095
You know, there's an old saying in my family... "Thou who art Undead, art chosen... In thine exodus from the Undead Asylum, maketh pilgrimage to the land of Ancient Lords... When thou ringeth the Bell of Awakening, the fate of the Undead thou shalt know..."
Well, now you know. And I can die with hope in my heart.
>>34616095
>Birthday is St. Patrick's day
>Can't drink for medical reasons
>BUT ANON YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND ST PATRICK'S DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my birthday is the 13th february op
>>34616095
>Cant think of a shittier day for a robot to have birthday
>feburary 29
kill yourselfs senpai you got nothing on me dudes
>>34616372
there isnt any 29th day in february u fucking moron
are u stupid?
>>34616407
Leap years
Original
>>34616207
Where's my fucking estus bitch?
>>34616095
Tell girls it's your birthday and maybe they will give you a hug.
>>34616330
Same. It seems to be about as bad as the day itself, people always told me I'd be a ladies man but obviously that didn't turn out true.
>>34616207
>You know, there's an old saying in my family-
>Hrggkt... But... Why...
Sorry m8, I don't have time to talk.
>>34618309
I've gotten pity hugged before, it's not a good feel.
>>34616207
REEEEEEEEE DARK SOULS 3 WAS SO MUCH WORSE THAN DARK SOULS 1 HOLY FUCK
okay the pvp was pretty nice but my point stands
>>34618861
>not liking S A D B O Y S the game
>>34616095
Christmas by a mile. I have a friend born on Christmas eve and his Mum used to write to people to get them to not do a joint birthday christmas present.
How fucking awkward.
He used to get super butthurt when people couldn't afford to go out too.