>Anon Iet's play willy wars! >Whoever can wank their

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>>34616306
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars and when I used his bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his leg and he wasn't even touching it!

>>34616306
Ill play anon. your will is pretty big though. I dont think i can win.

*loses intentionally*

>tfw no Ausbots to play willy wars with
>tfw you will never seduce a robot and turn him into your permanent cumslut by beating him

>>34618292
>TFW not is aus
>no dominant Aus friends with cute accents to have willywars with

>>34616306
>chinese keith

funniest part of this post
chinese keith is like a black man called graham
doesn't exist

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>>34616306
Ah geez, well, okay anon...

It might be a little difficult for me though, I've never really done this in front of another boy before...

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I'm not sure about this, anon. Your willy looks a lot bigger than mine and I'd probably lose.

>>34616306
>bum as a fanny

>ass as an ass

wtf?

>>34619322
Fanny means pussy in Britbongistan.

>>34619322
I think fanny means vagina in bongland.

>>34619069
How big are you, anon? I bet it wouldn't even be a fair fight

How does one measure their willy?

>>34619344
I'm almost 5 inches but that looks WAY girthier than me.

>>34619333
>>34619337
Huh. Seems like a pretty fitting simile to the fact that a boy"pussy" is still just an asshole.

>gay friend
>"bro is it true that gay men are he best at eating dick?"
>"weird question, we have the longest dicks that's what i can say"
>*i start to rub my dick making it look long and strong*
>mine is pretty big and i'm not gay
>lad pulls his dick out
>*we better measure anon*
>he literally grabs my dick and grab both dicks with his hand
cont..

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Alright but we're using the official rules

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trannies will burn.

>>34620079
looks like somebody is sick of losing at willy wars

>>34620079
I'll let you win next time anon I promise.

>>34618292
I'm the retard that makes all the willy wars threads and I'm from Brisbane

>>34620922
You've made other willy war threads before?

>>34620956
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/%22willy%20wars%22/type/op/

>>34620994
wtf i hate willies now

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>>34620994
Kek,but why?

>>34621065
It makes me laugh

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>>34616306
>tfw made a willywars folder just for these threads

>>34619395
Eh, 7+ here, so yeah if you were in Australia looks like you'd be the one getting used a lot

>>34621646
7+... Wow how does it feel to have such a massive Willy? Do you ever have people try to back out after they see it?

Does it come with a nice pair of balls? Can I see them?

>>34621871
The oppposite, normally their eyes go wide and they start salivatin

And I guess so, but just got into bed, so don't have any pics of it on me atm. You've maybe seen it before if you lurk aus threads though.

>>34620179
>>34620556
>trannies
>implying there aren't faggots here as well

Don't exclude us anon-kun

>>34621944
I'm a newbie ;-; maybe I'll find archives of your glory.

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>>34621984
maybeh, found this one anyway

>>34616390
Faggot, jesus man

>>34621995
LMAO dude you have a needle dick wtf

>>34619581
>cont..

I AM WAITING PLEASE

>>34622034
>LMAO dude you have a needle dick wtf
rude!

>>34621995
Geez my mouth isn't watering or anything .I am just swallowing cuz its making me nervous about losing to you.

Thanks.

>>34621995
Please dont post again, length might be ok but girth is so small even then head of your penis is tiney

>>34616306
>tfw ywn get to play willy wars with a femboy best friend
Life sucks

This thread reminds me of how some guys at my work (arent there now) used to all go in the toilets, each go in a cubicle as there were only 2, and both jack off and the first one to cum wins, I really have no idea why they found that fun and one of them was a Chad

>>34622063
that's lewd, anon

origidig

>>34622083
that is really fucking gay

>>34622058
Well you have a small dick

>>34622105
Thats what I thought, but the thing is that Chad I mentioned fucked girls every week, so I was surprised he'd do something like that

>>34622058
hah, let him project anon, don't let the salt of a small cutlet affect you