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>>39030675
haven't been on in years, I'd imagine a regular looking guy in a dark room wouldn't do well tho

i never understood what's the purpose to use it. isn't it full of fake webcams?

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>>39030675
>wanting to communicate with other people
gtfo my board, norman

>>39030648
yeah. i need that beef nigga.

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>>39030648
THAT'S what people consider to be a roastie? THAT'S disgusting to people?!

Fuck this gay earth. I'm never having sex.

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>>39030648
boy do I have a treat for you

I will be a good people6
!!!!

>>39030430
00 get

motherfucking shit

>>39030430

Cursing is cancer anyway

>>39029929
fucking normies don't understand wojak

Underage weirdo. You'll soon be a failed adult like us.

>Using Facebook

Get out, normalFAGGOT!!

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>Start dating a girl
>She tells me about her sexual experiences
>Start getting hard

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>start dating a girl
>she tells me about how she used to be a guy

>>39029410
How many partners did she say?

How's it hanging, """fembot"""?

Do you like where you live?
What's your opinion of the color blue?
Would you rather have a cat or a dog?

>>39029375
Why'd you make this thread?

Are you lesbian

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>have to study because I'm retaking 9 exams for classes I've failed the past 3 semesters
>after studying for half an hour I lose interest, think of how little I care about my future and call it a day
>no way I'm passing any of them if I keep doing this but genuinely don't care
>only thing i care about is that I'll disappoint my parents again
still can't bring myself to do it, my chest feels so heavy and tight with anxiety

i've got a severe obsession with the thought of dying/death, probably stemming from the nihilistic viewpoints i've held since i was about 11. i habe fantasies of literally killing every single person on the planet along with myself. i have to push away my more direct homicidal thoughts so i can fit into society like a functioning human.

i want to get in a nuclear war, not because i'm "too pussy to kill myself", but i would honestly love to be alive during the end of the world. endless lawbreaking, no one gives a shit, we can prepare for our last moments with the people we love and whatnot. the human race is far too gone as far as i'm concerned. we've fucked up too bad and there's no point in fixing anything anymore, we're meaningless

work a job I hate, have no hobby, have no friends, have no girlfriend. i guess that's what most people here feel though. i just keep living a life i hate so i can keep living a life i hate.

>>39029071
nofap is a cult filled with the most annoying normie cunts you can imagine

>>39029071
>nofap
>posts picture of slut showing off her fat ass in a thong
What did he mean by this?

>>39029071
3 days boys, it's an intense ride. I can feel the porn dopamine withdrawals. All my Brain is thinking about is porn. Holy shit I'm so addicted it's scary. Help bros

>>39028947
i've never drawn anything before btw so bear that in mind

Draw a man taking a sip from a canteen in the desert next to his broken down space ship

add whatever other details you imagine would be cool

thank you

Boring as fuck but draw a small cute bird.

>>39028448
Not very good after I saw that image

Poorly. And I'm scared. Originally

>>39028448
jesus I want to suck a dick and receive a facial so bad, but I don't like guys.

>>39028234
Dodge challenger

1995 Acura Legend with ripped leather seats and broken cassette player. But outside it's flawless. Just like me

>>39028234
2001 Volvo S80, 2.8 lite, 6 cylinder, twin turbo T6 engine, 270 HP, HALDEX clutch, executive version (4 seats, not 5), 4 heated seats, double-zone A/C, heated windshield, heated side mirrors, 3-setting memory seats and side mirrors, sat-nav, radio unit with 4-disc cd changer, TV tuner (doesn't work), coolbox mounted in the boot
(bent driveshaft, old tires, left side mirror doesn't fold electrically)

Basically, it's a 5 meter limo with quite some punch, 0-60 in 7 seconds, pretty good for a 16 year old, 2-tonne limo.

>>39028168
I don't masturbate anymore.

I just edged to 3d models in daz studio for a few hours

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>>39028168
I masturbated to an actress that looks like my sister.
Overall 8/10 fap.

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Came to this. I couldn't ask for more than casual topless Shiburin

>>39027476
So I'm a bit out of the loop here, but why does the Internet hate Chris-Chan so much?

>>39027476
Ewww. Is that Doopie DoOver on the left?
>>39027487
He's gay.

>>39027487
Why do you think we hate him?

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good question anon OP guy

>>39028076
wait is that miley cyrus? she actually looks cute

Yeah I went to the gym and read programming book

>>39026896
I just want to get married, create a family, and build a career, but I can only do that if there existed traditional women who actually wanted me.

I know you're memeing but the type of shit that goes in these days is ridiculous. Women can take a man's children and not let the man or his parents (the kid's grandparents) see them meanwhile they have to pay her money and the state doesn't even do check-ups to see if the kids are being taken care of with the money the "mom" gets.

>>39026896
Every man I know wants a career and a wife and eventually children. The problem is literally ZERO percent of women are wife/mother material these days so there's no point in even trying