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Not too surprising

>>34657988
>having your browser save where you have been
>not using incognito

fucking normi

>>34658505
Oh god forbid, I save my history so I can tell where I've been. You don't let others use your phone in the first place dummy.

>>34657979
I know how you feel. The worst thing, we dont even have this board to hang out with fellow virgin robots, normies are fucking everywhere.

Ho can you hold hope of ever not being a virgin if you name yourself a permavirgin.

Stop caring and laugh at the normies.

>>34658005
don't worry we won't be on here on the 14th :^)

>>34657949
>Are women ruining the Earth?

Women are ruining (arguably have already ruined) the moral fiber of the world, yes. If that's what you mean.

>>34657984
Morals were probably invented just to control unconscious women.

>>34658008
I have no doubt every women subscribes to the idea to excuse themselves from their degeneracy

Sex drive is a side effect of testosterone.

As long as you've got testosterone, you've got a sex drive, faggot.

>>34657942
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sublimation_(psychology)

>>34657942
I am imagining you want to use that testosterone to work out?

I am having the same problem, i stopped fapping to raise test and zinc levels. I have become a jittery fuck and i want to have sex 24/7.

Worst part is that i go to the gym with a girl and she makes me spot her on everything. It is killing me.

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>>34657934
dont let moot hear you say these things

>>34657934
I wouldn't say ruined but /r9k/ forced me to fap to traps with all the trap threads at first I hated them now I lurk and fap in them

4chan made me to fap to g/fur

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Yea, there really is no point of leaving this a red board.

But it's still red, so I'm forever forced to haunt this board with shitposting

>>34657920
I can't prove you wrong, blue board is the right answer.

Sometimes the porn posting goes way overboard

>>34657920
Nothing wrong with trap threads OP all robots fap to boipussy

>>34657914
>"don't worry anon, those kids that are making you feel bad and slowly killing you inside with their words and fists? They'll be working for you one day! Totally."
>"I won't explain how you can make this happen (and therefore actually investigating the root of the problem and solving it) or why this makes sense tho, it'll just happen because karma, am I right? Lol"

People who tell this boldfaced lie need to revoke their status as "teachers" and "caretakers" or kids.

>>34657976
*of kids

>>34657914
>Looks dont matter
original post

You are asking for too much my robot friend.

when she flees into his arms fuck

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My beloved girl, may I invite you over? I'd like to cook dinner for you tonight.

>delete draft since the tattoo'd Chad who literally physically beats and verbally abuses her is probably blowing her back out with his 8-inch dick and I'm just an emotional tampon orbiter who she occasionally cries to but would never consider romantically or sexually

At least VR is coming r-right lads

I like being who i am more than being liked..so

>>34657883
The latter

Ravioli, Ravioli please let me not die alone-y

Reality is a meme, all we ever have is appearance/subjective experience.

Lack of cognitive dissonance without sacrificing subjective well-being is the best we can aim for.

>already 21
you have 9 whole years you fucking drama queen. do whatever the fuck you want, though

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>>34657885
My main was on Khadgar though

>>34657921
lol play on a real server dweeb

If you're American than I suppose it's normal to eat greasy fatty foods everyday, he probably does the same
also

>>34657839
>will he think im a creep or loser?

Yea

>>34657839
open the door naked

thatll show him

not insertive

>>34657728
Not necessarily. It does disqualify you for robot status but it doesn't mean you're a Chad.

>>34657728
if you don't go on to fuck her then no

It's acceptable in my bedroom

>>34657703
It's 2017, it's completely okay and accepted fag

>>34657703
because it's fucking gay and you fucking faggots can't stop shoving it down our throats. now kill yourself and leave us alone.

>>34657621
You'll never poop again

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>>34657621
Anon one time I didn't poop for 5days and it scared me.
Also if you really want to go to the bathroom drink some Prune Juice that shit will make you go in an hour. Make sure you drink a glass full of that shit.

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>>34657621
Don't eat, drink water, if in 4days you still didn't took a shit then you may have a intestinal obstruction which require medical help

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>>34657593
Little dicks are better than big dicks. Big dicks hurt


I'm a boy(feminine) btw :^]

tee hee, fembot here
I have a penis.

oh yeah, they feel better.