ITT: biggest lies you've been told >What goes around

>>34657914
>"don't worry anon, those kids that are making you feel bad and slowly killing you inside with their words and fists? They'll be working for you one day! Totally."
>"I won't explain how you can make this happen (and therefore actually investigating the root of the problem and solving it) or why this makes sense tho, it'll just happen because karma, am I right? Lol"

People who tell this boldfaced lie need to revoke their status as "teachers" and "caretakers" or kids.

>>34657976
*of kids

>>34657914
>Looks dont matter
original post

>>34657914
This is actually extremely true op

>>34657914
>you need a family otherwise you aren't a man and you'll be a depressed fuck

I'm happiest by myself or at most a small group of people and not having to deal with others' bullshit. Families are memes at this point.

>There is always someone for everybody. Don't worry anon you'll find your true love(:
>I'm ready to settle and find a real MAN because all the jerks treated me badly
>Treat everyone with respect and you'll get the same respect in return

>>34658311
Fuck, that hit me right in the feel, especialy the last one.

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>I'm sure you'll find a sweet girl some day
>You're a handsome young guy anon, the girls must all be crazy over you!
>Don't listen to those guys, they're just jealous of your good looks
Who else was fooled by the "looks > personality" meme? The first girl I ever tried to ask out was already dating some fat ugly slob. I've had relatives tell me about how handsome I am for my entire life, and yet I've never had a single friend or been in any kind of relationship.

>>34658411

That's because you're not handsome as think you are. Relatives always lie.

>Censorship is temporary, nobody is taking your books/music/films/games away
Fuck this country
>There is always some job you'll love, you just need to find it
No, there isn't, gj wasting 5 years. Anon, just find a job that will let you do stuff you like during off-hours.

>The BBC isn't superior

>>34658670
Fuck the BBC, their news is shit

>>34658750
he wasn't talking about that bbc anon

>be yourself and the right friends will like you
no if you are a cunt you attract other cunts
try to be a decent human being

>>34657914
That shit would just happen by itself. Maybe that's the case for a lot of people, but this idea that you somehow just meet women and get a girlfriend without even trying is bizarre to me.

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>practice makes perfect

Its a good meme though

>everyone is good at something
>you're good at many things
>you're actually a good person, you should just show it more
>what one person can do, another person can do too
>study well and you'll land a great job

>me: "If I was taller I would get all the girls." mom: "No you wouldn't"
>Being nice will make you successfull
>Women are gentle
>Women don't care about looks (if they didn't care why are they so fixated on a man's height?)
>Put women on a pedestal and be overly nice to them
>Black people are just like white people
>Trade school is for losers
>College is the end-all-be-all
>If you're a short guy you're doomed
>Women don't abuse men

>you can't buy happiness

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>I love you so much
>I really do

>>34659302
I always felt that was an adage than literal statement.

>>34659302
Practice doesnt make perfect but it certainly sharpens your skills. However some people are just more skilled at some things than others and there is nothing they can do about it.

God so loved the world that he sent his onIy begotten son.

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>>34658311
>>34658411

dat feel

I've been told this so many times and I'm too much of a pussy to even try with girls. I have a long history of not getting along too well with girls but I used to think things would just change sooner or later.

>>34657914
Mama said I'm beautiful. It's torture for me.

>>34659752
The problem arises for me when you realize you have 0 aptitude in everything you've ever been passionate about and being constantly out performed by people who only put in a fraction of the effort you do.

These are all blue pills. Now...

>Your life matters
>God exists
>Other people are important
>You have free will

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>>34657914
>there's someone for everyone
>just be your self and you'll make friends

>It'll be okay.
>It gets better.
>You won't be alone forever.
>You'll meet that special someone one day.
>Everything will be alright.
>Just think positively.
>*insert some bullshit compliment here*
>I promise I won't abandon you.
>I love you.

>You'll have a shit life if you don't get a degree
I wouldn't say I'm depressed or moderately happy, just somewhere in between really. Everyone I know who went off to university is depressed over the fact they are several thousand pounds in debt.

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>>34660183
>not going to uni in a country with free tuition

>do what you love and the money will come

>>34658311
>>Treat everyone with respect and you'll get the same respect in return
lmao all that leads to is people walking all over you and taking advantage of you

>>34657914
>yeah, I'm fine

Orginoli

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This was posted on /fit/ a while ago.

>You'll get the last laugh in the end, because you're studying hard while they're all focusing on their social life
>You're gonna get good grades and they'll fail because all they cared about was impressing their friends
>In 10 years time you're gonna be their boss!
>WHOOPS TURNS OUT SOCIAL SKILLS AND CONNECTIONS MATTER MORE.

>Money can't buy happiness
>It's not about money, its about experiences in life! Some of the most poor people are the happiest
>Need money to experience most stuff.