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no. if you do she will expect you to cum really fast going into it so she will be less patient

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i lost my virginity to an escort
no need to tell them they will probably notice by the way you treat them
my escort was very understanding and even gave me a discount
>hire an escort for my birthday as a gift to myself
>sweating bullets by the time i head to the location she told me to go
>had to stand on one foot and other shit to verify it was me
>head to the front entrance of her apartment
>i'm greeted by a thicc Colombian cutie in her bathroom robes
>we start with a little small talk and coffee
>we head to her bedroom and immediatly get to buisness
>we start kissing me
>stops to tell me that i kiss funny
>at this point i'm about to pass out and confess i'm a virgin
>she smiles at me at says she could tell
>says she will take it slow just for me
more in the next episode

>>34697602
>had to stand on one foot and other shit to verify it was me

lmao

As much as I wish Bernie won, he would have lost the primaries if he wasn't cheated. He didn't appeal to middle aged and old people. He didn't appeal to minorities. Hillary had a bigger appeal among women.

Also, >>>/pol/

>>34697436
politics should be discussed on >>>/pol/

>>34697459
>>34697457

>going to the trump hugbox
>going to /pol/

I just wanted to see the reaction I was gonna get here

>>34697433
Those tits are bangin'. She seems a bit bland though. Probably sucked and fucked her way through college.

Anyways, don't do it OP.

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>>34697433
It is the right decision but you wouldn't do it even if I got trips.

Yes. I quote Seneca: "You wish to know where you will be after death? Where you were before birth."
Just make sure you use an efficacious method like shotgun or hanging.

how stupid can you be to do heroin without killing yourself immediately after

heroin is on my "fuck it, might as well" list right before i commit suicide

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>>34697411
Yes and No.. it honestly really depends if its just your habit or what CAUSED you to get one.. heroin use really goes both ways on this one.. some people are just bored others are medicating something a whole lot worse

You're only snorting it.. calm down faggot

Also why the fuck arent you shooting it? If you are going to put down the money and get a habit at least do it right you joker.

>>34697426

DARE goes a bit too far but hard drugs FUCK YOU UP HARD.

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>>34697359
Nice meme

Have another

>tfw you cum and the fantasy is over and you're alone in your room again

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those thoughts disappear when you reach wizard level

wizards fap with a clean conscience.

>judgemental
>spiteful
>anger
>happyness
>fear

>where
>are
>my
>drugs
>damnit

>sloth
>envy
>pride
>lust
>greed

Gluttony is in my stomach and wrath is kind of a constant warmth in the background.

Are you an actual suiter or do you just lurk and appreciate the art?

me, but why do you have to make a thread about it?

>>34697371
>>34697372
Yes and of course because it's comfy

>>34697319
fuck no dude.. fucking fuck no

Fucking polar gooks jesus christ.. godamn snow monkeys

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>>34697319
plz stop reminding me, I can't handle these feels right nao

>>34697319
Ice cream is milk, heavy cream and sugar.
It's literally the same shit, dude.

>>34697316
Yeah growing up sucks, that's why I didn't

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>>34697316
>Sometimes I just want to run naked into the woods and start catching rabbits with stick spears
then do it. or go to trade school. or community college that costs virtually no money. or whore your boypussy out for money. there are alternatives to wageslaving and going into jew debt for a 5 year degree you have no interest in. if you're going to a legitimate university for anything other than a hard STEM degree that you have tons of passion for then you're wasting your time

>>34697316
channel your anger into collapsing the institutions that roused your fury

nobody likes a debbie downer

>>34697310
>I'm not. I'm not okay. But you can't tell them that.
why not?

zapata marconi

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>best friend asks me this
>knows I love corgis and will text me gifs of corgis to try and get my attention
>usually it works
>cant lie to him
>hes constantly worried about me
>worried that he'll "defriend" me for describing whats "wrong" all the time

a few who i wasn't interested in

I've had a few girls express interest in me and any girlfriend I have had was because they showed interest in me first. Thought this all stopped in high school and any girl that shows interest I just blow it by not going for it :/

No, never. At least I don't think so. I would fucking know I can't pick up on social cues.

Oh its this guy again, and holy fuck is that his unerect dick fuck my unerect dick isn't even a fraction of that.

>>34697226
This, I've never understood how nigs dicks are so huge even when they are floppy. When I'm even half erect my dick shoots upwards so I have no idea what level this black guy is on.

A dick like that makes me wish I was your girl.

>>34697175
I love being touched but I still flinch. I also suck at hugging on the rare opportunity that someone offers me one I just kind of give them a pat on the back. :(

What's wrong with me?

>>34697175
I worry about my organs

>>34697196
>tfw whenever a girl touches you your body goes
>CODE RED CODE RED DEFCON 5 GET THE FUCK AWAY
>heat up and heart races really fast
Hate being autistic desu.

>>34697146

>may as well have been made in the 80s

Are the 80's like a long time ago or something?

>there are people on this website RIGHT NOW who werent even alive when 9/11 happened

>ps3 is now considered retro and may as well be an atari

>>34697085
>What other websites apart from 4chin do you browse daily?
youtube

that's about it

>>34697085
i try to hit all of them at least once.

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Rateyourmusic and Myanimelist. Mostly for sorting stuff like an autist and finding new stuff to waste my time on.