Only answer if experienced pls ty https://www.strawpoll.me/12287199

no. if you do she will expect you to cum really fast going into it so she will be less patient

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i lost my virginity to an escort
no need to tell them they will probably notice by the way you treat them
my escort was very understanding and even gave me a discount
>hire an escort for my birthday as a gift to myself
>sweating bullets by the time i head to the location she told me to go
>had to stand on one foot and other shit to verify it was me
>head to the front entrance of her apartment
>i'm greeted by a thicc Colombian cutie in her bathroom robes
>we start with a little small talk and coffee
>we head to her bedroom and immediatly get to buisness
>we start kissing me
>stops to tell me that i kiss funny
>at this point i'm about to pass out and confess i'm a virgin
>she smiles at me at says she could tell
>says she will take it slow just for me
more in the next episode

>>34697602
>had to stand on one foot and other shit to verify it was me

lmao

>>34697602
Had a similar experience. I clenched when she was putting on the condom, and she consoled me.

>>34697482
Some escorts have a soft spot for virgins, and will give you full treatment or even a discount.
Some will just make you cum fast so they can cash in and get the fuck away.

>>34697602
>she takes off her robe and exposes her sugar puppies
>my peeny weeny is at full force
>she starts to take off my pants
>take off my sweaty button down shirt i haven't used since my 8th grade graduation
>we lay down on the bed with her on top of me poking my mouth her tongue
>whispers in my ear and says to relax and that everything is ok
>i grab her and don't let go because i don't want to let go of the warmth of another human being
>she backs off and grabs a condom from a cookie jar she had besides her bed
>i thought she was going to rip off the condom and put it on me with her mouth like in my japanimations but she didn't so it was kind of a disappointment
>she says to take a deep breath and starts riding my dick
>she starts moaning that i know in the back of my mind are fake but who gives a fuck i want my moneys worth
>instantly blow my load 2 minutes in
>completely red faced and she gets close and comforts me, telling me it's perfectly normal
>we try again in doggy position
>way more satisfying
>blow my load of a 1000 suns on her stomach
>i start to cry hysterically
>she hugs me and starts stroking my hair telling me it's ok
>i fall asleep on her arms and we cuddle for the next 2 hours
>i wake up fully refreshed and i pay her the 200
>she insists that it was no trouble and only charged me 100
>i walk home with the biggest grin on my face
>the first and only time i felt truly happy
i recommend it but it by no means saved me from robothood

>>34697856
>overnight for $100

where the fuck do you live?

>>34697856
>i recommend it but it by no means saved me from robothood
Because you didnt earn it. Anyone who tells you it's the same as getting a gf to do it on the regular doesn't understand biology or psychology. And is lying to themselves.

>>34697856
>>34697932
also you payed her after? and she didnt kick you out after you came the first time? this story seems like complete bullshit unless you live in central america or some shit

>>34697932
the session was only for an hour
i live in the north jersey area
she was just extremely generous
this was also 6 in the morning after i finished a night shift in walmart

>>34697945
i would think having sex with someone you connect with would feel 100x better

>>34697945

He had the money so he definitely deserved it you fucking vagina.

>>34697948
she seemed very compassionate for a part time whore, we've exchanged text and stuff for weeks it wasn't like it was like we were complete strangers
she was central american and barely spoke english so we pretty much communicated in spanish

>>34697482
they honestly don't give a shit, they're just their to get paid, not to date you or marry you.

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>>34697602
>>34697856
If that were me i would have fallen in love

>>34698006
"winning" over a female in order to pro-create is literally the basis of 99% of all sexually reproducing species.

What he did was just buy a live onahole. You can say he "deserved" it for paying her but there's a reason most people who do this say it felt empty.

>>34697978
Yes, but there are people here who think "HAHA just get a hooker, bro"

>>34698047
still think about it all the time
hopefully the next time i have sex i won't have to pay for it

>>34697482
I lost my virginity to a hooker, and it wasn't very pleasant. She was absolutely fucking batshit crazy and had a real short temper, and would randomly get pissed off over nothing. I never told her I was a virgin, but she could tell. When I told her I wasn't, she instantly called me a liar. I didn't cum at all, and I ended up walking out the door 15 minutes after meeting her. She was clearly a schizophrenic bi-polar crazy bitch.

>>34698080
i came in (hehe) knowing i was paying for a warm hole from the start
i thought losing my virginity would lift this curse of betaness but it didn't
i still feel just as empty, i moved up from a khv to a failed normie

>tfw I can't get an escort because I'm black
Whites literally can't be robots

>>34698191
>even black escorts want nothing to do with black men
i feel for anon keep on trucking

>>34698129
>wants to lift the curse of betaness
>doesn't persuade a girl to sleep with him and instead just hands over cash

No, honestly, what did you think was gonna happen?

>>34698232
i thought losing the virgin status would give me some sort of confidence to find a girlfriend
who gave you this idea that i was a rational human bean

>>34698267
I thought you were smarter than falling for fake robot memes.

You need self-confidence for that, which means you need to self-love. And loving yourself is impossible without loving everything defined as other than yourself.

>>34698297
Thanks, currently working at this
Don't assume it only makes an ass out of u and me

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>>34698080

>"winning" over a female in order to pro-create is literally the basis of 99% of all sexually reproducing species.

Wrong. Life expectancy is the highest priority for our genes. Our genes do not give a fuck if we fuck a hooker for money since you are still "winning" over a female because of resources (money). You're giving the woman "resources" in return for sex. This happens in the animal kingdom as well. Coy birds will not mate with a male bird unless a bird is built. The only difference here is that with a hooker you don't need to deal with courtship and or any bullshit. Just simply fuck and go.

>What he did was just buy a live onahole. You can say he "deserved" it for paying her but there's a reason most people who do this say it felt empty.

True love doesn't exist and like I said, our genes do not care if we fuck a hooker or your "true love" mate. Sex is sex no matter what. The shame they feel after fucking a hooker is purely psychological as a result of years of brainwashing believeing in the whole true love manipulation scam.

>mfw JFK lost his virginity to a hooker

>>34698412

Unless a nest is built****

fembot here and i actually prefer virgin men over non virgins. kinda puts me off knowing that dick was in another persons hole.

>>34698439
dumb larper

>>34697602
>kissing a prostitute

kill yourself

>>34698090
She was probably on drugs

>>34698478
i'm planning on it
soon
very soon

>>34698439
how old are you? totally original

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>>34698412
>Wrong. Life expectancy is the highest priority for our genes.
I hope you mean propogation of species otherwise youre wrong. Our bodies "know" they kill themselves with every breath we take, it's our psychology that makes us want to fight this inevitablity.

>Our genes do not give a fuck if we fuck a hooker for money since you are still "winning" over a female because of resources (money).
False based on millions or billions of years of sexually reproducing species.

> You're giving the woman "resources" in return for sex.
This is different than finding and obtaining a mate. And could be seen as akin to masturbation.

>This happens in the animal kingdom as well. Coy birds will not mate with a male bird unless a nest is built. The only difference here is that with a hooker you don't need to deal with courtship and or any bullshit. Just simply fuck and go.

So what you're saying is that a male has to win over a female's affection/approval with (the experience of) courtship etc. in order to mate but that somehow is equal to handing a hooker some cash? WEW LAD

>True love doesn't exist and like I said, our genes do not care if we fuck a hooker or your "true love" mate.
I didn't say anything about true love. yes neurologically it does care.

>The shame they feel after fucking a hooker is purely psychological as a result of years of brainwashing believeing in the whole true love manipulation scam.
You seem to be confusing mating/courtship with true love.

>>34698514
thats completely and utterly disgusting

i wouldnt even let a prostitute suck my dick without a condom on it

>>34698439

But its totally OK for you to sleep with Chad.

Fucking kill yourself.

She's going to know anyways by the time you start so might as well be up front about it. If she's cool she might teach you a few things.

Never tell the escort anything ever. Make polite, meaningless conversation, cum in her and remove her entirely from your thoughts until the next time your horniness overpowers your sense of propriety.

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>>34698558
sadpanda link on that pic there?

hahahahaah anybody who kisses prostitutes is fucking disgusting

ive even seen some prostitutes advertising rimming and anal at the same time

so theres dudes out there licking ass holes that have been torn up by the oldest filthiest smelliest incile cocks

some of you people absolutely disgust me

>>34698600
I dont use sadpanda. https://hitomi.la/galleries/1022872.html

>>34698558

>I hope you mean propogation of species otherwise youre wrong.

Wrong again. Our genes do not care about the "good of the species" meme.

>Our bodies "know" they kill themselves with every breath we take, it's our psychology that makes us want to fight this inevitablity.

You're retarded.

>False based on millions or billions of years of sexually reproducing species

Money isn't different from resources you dumbfuck. Money is still a resource. Its a two way street when it comes to sex. Mammals have been doing it for eons whether its good genes or good resources.

>This is different than finding and obtaining a mate. And could be seen as akin to masturbation.

I guess you can also say the same with other animals who have failed offspring because you're not making any fucking sense at this point.

>Hurr you're not making offspring so its obviously akin to masturbation durr

>So what you're saying is that a male has to win over a female's affection/approval with (the experience of) courtship etc. in order to mate but that somehow is equal to handing a hooker some cash? WEW LAD

Yeah it still is. Except the former example requires loads of work before the bird is able to reproduce as in with a hooker you can skip the bullshit. The similarity is that both show that sex is a two way street. A female bird gets her nest and territory just like how a hooker gets her money.

>I didn't say anything about true love. yes neurologically it does care.

Aka muh feelings matter. With that logic, we should also do drugs because our dopamine receptors react to it.

>You seem to be confusing mating/courtship with true love.

The former is a form of manipulation while the latter is a myth that doesn't exist.

Please stop embarrassing yourself.

>>34698439
Nice attention to detail with the poor punctuation and capitalization.

>>34698478
If one is already losing their virginity why not lose their kissing virginity? At least he didn't eat her out.

>>34698672
>why not kiss the dirtiest mouth on planet earth

why not just not be a reject and get your first kiss when your 11 like every other male on planet earth ahahahahaa

>>34698780
>ahahahahaa
Come on, you can bait better than that.

>>34698780
>he thinks real women are any safer to kiss/fuck unprotected

At least the escort gets regular check-ups because it's her fucking job. Stacy takes ten dicks a week plus five on the weekend and just #YOLOs around giving everyone chlamydia.

>>34698519
>>34698562
19 and im a virgin kek
>>34698672
irrelevancy

>>34698813

Do you you want to lose your virginity?

I'd take it, I'm 18, 6'2", average face/weight and not too autistic.

Not going to pretend to be looking for a gf though, just want to get of the virgin ride.

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>>34698813
be my gf please
i will pay you double for what i payed that escort

>>34698847
i have no idea
ive thought about it sometimes but i never really came to a conclusion. it would be really nice if it was with someone i liked a lot
im 5'0" and 106

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>>34698861
only if

>>34698863

Are you exceptionally autistic/shy IRL? Maybe that's why you haven't found a bf.

>>34698863

P I C
I
C

>>34698886
im super shy irl
i never approach anyone unless they do it first. im trying to be more social but dont know where to begin haha

>>34698863
It's not like you will marry the guy you lose your virginity. Just go out there and get sex and don't worry about it.

>>34698903


Are you at uni/college at the moment? I think that would be the easiest place to approach people.

>>34698876
are you for real anon
cause i am

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>>34698894
id be willing to on somewhere other than 4chan, just a personal preference tho
pic not related
>>34698911
thats what i was hoping a while ago with my oneitis but he turned out to be a manipulative psychopath, w/e. im not really in a rush though
>>34698928
i havent gone for a bit now
>>34698941
depends on what ur referring to

>>34698963

A-a-are you in the east midlands, united kingdom?

>>34698963
being my gf
pls be an american

>>34698985
no i wish i was in the uk though )): im in canada, toronto
>>34698987
maple surrup girl

>>34698795
>>34698802
you're wanna kiss girls who had dick in their mouth 10 minutes before you arrived theres a huge difference

you're paying money for it and its optional yet you still want it. because you're so sexually starved and pathetic you've never even kissed a girl

absolutely shameful

>>34699015
rats, can u at least be my online gf

>>34699030
only if u promise not to oppress me, are a feminist and will do anything/everything i tell you to, or else ill hop on chads dick reeeeeee >>>:((
jklol
im about to leave now if anyone wants to be friends my skype is [email protected] i think

>>34698963
what is that weird face you are doing

im better looking than any of the autists on this site. post a clear picture of your face and if you're lucky ill let u talk to me

>>34699140
what weird face??

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>>34699164
pic relative

>>34699187
thats not me lol, i said pic wasnt related

>>34699200
post your face slut

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>>34699224
>id be willing to on somewhere other than 4chan
>my skype is [email protected]

>>34698985
Where do you live, anon?
I-I also am from the UK!

>>34699268
what race are you and are you a real girl

>>34699332
im white and yea im not a tranny

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>>34699356
yeah sure thing ill add you right away

not

>>34699356
how do i add you thru skype with that outlook.com thing reee

>>34699381
>implying that image is me even though ive clarified twice it isnt
>>34699382
just drop your username and ill add you

>>34698082
How old are you, anon? Are you overweight/ugly?

>>34699322

Nottingham. W-what about you?

>>34699398
jfl404
i have bjork as my profile picture

>>34699398
are you ugly or cute. are you red pilled

>>34699426
London
<3

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>>34699421
19
yes and yes
even if i was ripped and handsome im still pretty boring

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>>34699439

What a shame....

wttyhfcchg

>>34699465
Almost, anon
If only we were a few miles closer

>>34699428
i dont know and yes im redpill >>34699439
how old are you

if anyone else wants to add drop ur skype

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>>34699480

I know, I get so lonely sometimes

>>34697602
I lost my virginity to a escort too but my story wasn't that good

>Be me
>Visiting relative who is studying abroad in Tokyo
>Go out by myself one night
>Night clubs and bars open in Tokyo until 5am real nigga hours
>Out most of the night drinking
>So late trains stopped running
>drunkenly wander around, 6ft 1in white guy
>Niggers on the street trying to scam you into their club
>keep walking
>Walk down a street, fairly empty but it is late. Bars still open
>Suddenly stumble as a Chinese mamasan bum rushes me and grabs my arm
>So drunk I don't notice until she is pulling me towards a building yelling something
>Enter rickety elevator in old office building
>starting to pass out standing up
>Escorted to a massage parlor
>start to realize what is happening
>fuck it
>Get naked and lie down on massage table in private room
>afraid africans are going to bum rush into the room and rob me
>door opens
>8/10 Taiwanese girl enters
>Starts massaging me
>feels good desu
>She turns me around starts massaging near dick
>tells me prices, i get the full service
>Puts on condom with her mouth, typical shit
>fuck for 40 minutes, she teaches me a bunch of stuff despite barely speaking english
>nut on her back
>up until then never considered hiring a prostitute

Yea always interesting for me to think about. I essentially got kidnapped and drunkenly bought a prostitute at a happy ending massage parlor. Worth it. It actually really helped me with talking to women. Now I know what sex is like I don't feel as desperate for it so I can talk to women without sperging too much,

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>>34699488
do you look worse than this

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>>34699454
Damn. How old were you when you got the escort?
I'm a 19 khv and I've thought about getting one.
But I'm not terribly ugly and I have above average gains. I'm just holding onto the possibility that I might figure out what's wrong with me and end up getting a gf.
Can women smell autism or something? I'm starting to think people know I'm retarded just by looking at me.

>>34699501
no
not at all


orginu

>>34699526
idont know if im autistic enough to add you

sorry melanie unless you convince me otherwise im not gonna add you because im not a loser!

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>>34699537
who needs friends anyways

>>34699510
19, this was about a month ago
the way you carry yourself can be a dead giveaway that you're a virgin or at the very least lacking self esteem

>>34698780
>kissing a prostitute is disgusting and dirty, fucking gross.
>you kissed that random girl at the bar, nice bro. Hey, did you know Chad shoved his dick down her mouth and got herpes? No? Sucks for you.

>>34699547
>he isnt chad

kys dude haha

>>34699510
>Can women smell autism or something?

They can sense desperate virginity. Seriously, fuck some sluts or buy some whores if you want any chance of dating your average young white woman.

>>34699545
ill add you if you're under 130lbs

>>34699488
I'm 19

>>34699493
Me too anon! I don't know if we should both celebrate or kill ourselves!

>>34699567
>Implying I would want to be Chad because he gets his dick sucked often enough to have diseases

No thanks.

>>34699588
oh thats why you pay prostitutes to kiss them on the mouth

>>34699574
im 106 lol
>>34699580
whats your name

>>34699642
cant find you

my email; is [email protected]

>>34699642
I could say any name and be dishonest

>>34699730
added
>>34699739
please be honest D:

>>34699748
Are you hoping I'm someone you know anon?

>>34699756
desu yes
i hope

>>34699766
Tell me your name first!

>>34699779
melonie
>:O

>>34699782
Oh, I'm also a femanon so you probably don't know me c:

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>>34699813
ohhh okay
thank u tho lol got me kinda nervous if it actually was who i thought it is